Thank you, Random Cleveland Cavaliers Fan With Subpar Handwriting. Thanks for being the hero we all needed — if not necessarily the hero that your fellow fans might have wanted — Thursday night.
It all started so simply. You were on your way to the Quicken Loans Arena to watch a certain special somebody who now plays for the Miami Heat take on your beloved Cavs on Thursday night. You saw everyone around you brandishing signs and T-shirts emblazoned with slogans like "Quitness," "The Lyin' King" and the considerably less nuanced "Kiss My Ass, LeBron." You saw those signs, and then a branded, rectangular surface, and you saw an opportunity. And then you seized it.
You diabolical leveling agent, you. I applaud your hastily scrawled handiwork, and I hope the white towel with which the Cavaliers front office chose to provide you and your fellow fans — kind of appropriate, considering how the Cavs all but quit in the second quarter, isn't it? — tastes of, if not victory, then at least cherry Airheads.
Image via the screencap genius at 30fps.