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A tribute to Eli Manning faces, in all their baffling, expressive glory

Eli Manning is no longer the Giants' starting quarterback, but his many incredible faces will live in our hearts forever. (Yahoo Sports)

The New York Giants did the inevitable on Tuesday, and named 2019 first round pick Daniel Jones as their starting quarterback going forward. Eli Manning, who has been the starter since 2005, is going to the bench.

It’s the end of an era for the Giants, their fans, and for Manning. It’s also the end of an era for devotees of Manning’s face. You’d be hard-pressed to find a quarterback, or any player, who makes the kinds of faces Manning makes when he’s playing.

It’s true that no QB looks like a fashion model when he’s throwing a pass under pressure. But there’s something about Manning’s face that’s so unique and expressive. His face is always telling you something, even if you’re not quite sure what it is.

As the Manning era ends in New York, let’s remember some of Manning’s best faces.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 18:  (NEW YORK DAILIES OUT)   Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants in action against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on November 18, 2018 at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Giants defeated the Buccaneers 38-35.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
(Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Manning has an intense game face. It looks like he’s yelling at a young child approaching a sleeping bear with a poking stick.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - OCTOBER 28:  (NEW YORK DAILIES OUT)   Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants in action against the Washington Redskins on October 28, 2018 at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Redskins defeated the Giants 20-13.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
(Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

This time, it looks like a giant piece of smelly, moldy fruit is approaching him, and he’s scared of the angry piece of fruit, but also revolted by the smell.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - OCTOBER 28:  (NEW YORK DAILIES OUT)   Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants in action against the Washington Redskins on October 28, 2018 at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Redskins defeated the Giants 20-13.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
(Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Is Manning preparing to throw a pass? Or is he being chased by a loose velociraptor after watching it eat one of his teammates right there on the field?

PHILADELPHIA, PA - NOVEMBER 25: Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants reacts against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on November 25, 2018 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)
(Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images)

Manning smash! When he’s playing, it always looks like he’s about to die or explode or both. But there’s more to him that just epic struggle faces. Sometimes he looks confused.

NASHVILLE, TN - DECEMBER 07: Quarterback Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants hands off to running back Andre Williams #44 during a NFL game against the Tennessee Titans at LP Field on December 7, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Ronald C. Modra/Getty Images)
(Photo by Ronald C. Modra/Getty Images)

Sometimes he looks unhappy.

GREEN BAY, WI - JANUARY 08:  Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants leaves the field following the NFC Wild Card game against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field on January 8, 2017 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.  The Packers defeated the Giants 38-13.  (Photo by Stacy Revere/Getty Images)
(Photo by Stacy Revere/Getty Images)

Sometimes he looks like he just smelled something bad.

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 23:  Eli Manning of the New York Giants is pictured ahead of the NFL International Series match between New York Giants and Los Angeles Rams at Twickenham Stadium on October 23, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)
(Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)

And this one ... uh ... who knows what’s happening here.

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - DECEMBER 17:  Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants takes off his helmet after being defeated by the Philadelphia Eagles with a score of 34 to 29 in the game at MetLife Stadium on December 17, 2017 in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by Abbie Parr/Getty Images)
(Photo by Abbie Parr/Getty Images)

And these, from Twitter, are some all-time greats.

Farewell, sweet Manning face. May the meme you inspired live forever.

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