The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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good morning. men ain't shit.
— king crissle (@crissles) November 10, 2017
A reboot of SEX AND THE CITY with Jeff Goldblum playing all four characters. pic.twitter.com/3PXrdtC32R
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) November 7, 2017
SEXT: projecting my fears onto u
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) November 7, 2017
Loving this new trailer for the all-woman-and-minority reboot of the US government.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 8, 2017
who named them kegels and not puss ups
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) November 7, 2017
NEW RULE: EVERY TIME A MAN PROVES HE'S TRASH, HE'S REPLACED *IMMEDIATELY* BY CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER. pic.twitter.com/L9IAzDicTG
— Michela M. Smith (@Michela_Smith) November 9, 2017
Body: Go to sleep.
Mind: I bet you only remember 25% of your passwords.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 9, 2017
*adult man has a job and basic decency*
women: wow he truly is the total package
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 7, 2017
If the waiter asks if I want A COUPLA SPOONS for the dessert I ordered at the table of folks, I ask for a COUPLA KNIVES. Fight to the death!
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 6, 2017
They always make movies about the "manic pixie dream girl" but what about US - the stable voluptuous nightmare ladies?!
— Taylor Tomlinson (@taylortomlinson) November 7, 2017
280 mansplaining is a fresh kind of hell
— Paige Lavender (@paigelav) November 8, 2017
TSA agent: do you have anything in your back pockets?
me: nah girl that's all me
— Brokey S. Turkeys (@brokeymcpoverty) November 9, 2017
"I'm just like other girls" I say, refusing to perpetuate the idea that womanhood is a character flaw that I should strive to outgrow
— Ash (@adult_mom) November 7, 2017
truly the one thing 2017 doesn’t need is an extra hour
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) November 5, 2017
I heard a little girl ask her mom for “party muffins” and I know she meant cupcakes but I don’t care I’m calling them party muffins from now on
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) November 6, 2017
me, feeding my insecurities pic.twitter.com/pM3Zs7hXmA
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 6, 2017
As a father of an overrated comic, I really feel for Louis ck
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) November 10, 2017
Good morning. Halloween candy is still on sale. You know what to do.
— Ashlee 2 Last Names (@AshleeEats) November 7, 2017
writing on my name tag “i’m not a bitch, i’m just jet lagged”
— cait (@harmonicait) November 10, 2017
I travel with snacks. Leave nothing to chance.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 6, 2017
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