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Satan: Outrage grows... what a laugh. Can you imagine how hard our forefathers would laugh at that? They would probably be making jokes about how much outrage it took to win our independence. "Washington rode out to the shore, pulled his own finger, and blew the entire Navy back to the Isles with one Glorious blast before they could get even one foot ashore. God himself was so impressed he opened up the clouds and reached his arm through to give them the finger on their way back home."