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Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:17 am EDT

To the IRL, size matters

If you say something long enough – no matter how absurd, illogical or wrong it may be – someone just might start to believe it. That's the only way to explain how the open–wheel folks at the Indy Racing League came to implement its latest rule change: From now on, the minimum weight for IRL cars must include the driver.

What's the big deal? Well, it just so happens that the lightest driver on the circuit is a woman. And not just any woman. It's Danica Patrick, whose hotness (off the track more than on it) has made her the most popular driver in open–wheel racing.

At just 100 pounds, she weighs 20 pounds less than the two other women on the circuit, Milka Duno and Sarah Fisher. The heaviest driver, according to the IRL guide, is 165–pound Ed Carpenter.

The rationale for the move? Patrick told USA Today that she asked IRL honchos for a reason for the change. "They didn't really have one," she said.

I guess it wouldn't exactly have been smart for her to just call a lug a lug. But I will. It's stupid, and it sounds like good ol' hateration.

There was buzz in IRL garages about Danica's slight size providing her with some unfair advantage almost since the moment she burst onto the scene – and we do mean burst! – three years ago by becoming only the fourth woman to qualify for the Indy 500 and the first to actually lead the race. She also finished fourth, the best showing ever by a woman. Danica even admits that in a sport where less weight can mean higher speeds, being light offers a slight edge.

In 2005, rival teams were outed in an AP story, saying Danica might gain as much as one mph due to her size.

Whatever. If it were that much an advantage, why has Danica not won a single race in 47 tries?

It might be fair to call Danica, one of the highest–earning female athletes on the planet, the Anna Kournikova of the grease set since her results have not yet lived up to the hype. But it's pretty hard not to think this rule change was just the sad result of the constant whining of her competitors.

The IRL took great pains to prevent us from calling this the "Danica Rule." Circuit spokesman John Griffin said the new rule would lessen the disparity between the lightest and heaviest drivers, which can be as much as 100 pounds. (Have the IRL's tubbies not heard of Jenny Craig?)

Uh–huh.

Look, I fully understand efforts to create a level playing field, whether in racing (NASCAR has weight requirements) or elsewhere in our society. Disparities that provide one group with an unfair advantage over another – in sports, in the workplace, in the classroom, wherever – are growing more and more outdated with each passing day. Thankfully.

But throw in the potential new NFL rule banning hair from hanging from under a player's helmet beyond his name, and I began to wonder whether sports, which typically has been a stage for change in America, is lurching backward just as the rest of the nation slowly – and almost historically – moves ahead.

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  1. Scott F
    1. Posted by Scott F Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Sorry Roy, this is a common practice in a lot of race series. What you fail to point out while you're hyping Danica is even with this rule in place, she has an advantage over heavier drivers. For example, you say she's 20 lbs heavier than the other women drivers in the series; this means the extra 20 lbs of body weight they carry is concentrated in the seat/cockpit area whereas Danica's team can position that 20 lbs elsewhere (or more in the case of some of the men) on the car in an effort to improve handling.
    Other than maybe NASCAR where burly guys used to manhandle ill-handling stock cars around for four hours at a time, lighter drivers have always meant an advantage to race teams. The fact is Danica (and her team) still have an advantage. Now if you just added 20 lbs of talent to her car THEN the playing field would be level.
  2. sportsarecrazy
    2. Posted by sportsarecrazy Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    First, let me say that LeBron James can be my gorilla anyday. Now that we've compared the relativeness hotness of a boy and a girl, about racing:
    Easy solution: Tell the guys to lose weight and stop whining. Or set standards, like horse-racing does.
    Jockeys are jockeys and ballerinas are ballerinas - for a reason. You can't ride in the Derby if you're 6 feet and 250 pounds and you can't expect a guy to catch you if you're 5.8 and 250 pounds.
    So if drivers are finally moaning aloud about weight, then they can set a minimum, say 140 pounds. D.P. can be hot or she can race. And let me tell you, 140 pounds is the new 120 pounds, so she'll probably be just fine.
  3. Squizz91
    3. Posted by Squizz91 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    Uh, Nascar did the same thing years ago when younger, fitter drivers started showing up on the scene. There was a much larger disparity in Nascar (Jimmy Spencer vs. Mark Martin) than there is in IRL. Male or female, fair is fair.
  4. dogmatic
    4. Posted by dogmatic Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    This could easily be solved by adding a 20 pound weight to the car. This is the dumbest thing ever.
  5. I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one.
    5. Posted by I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Good lord, give the girl a cheeseburger and a pitcher of beer and lets just RACE for cryin' out loud!
  6. sdpname
    6. Posted by sdpname Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    They've done this in horse racing for ages. Smaller jockey's carry extra weight to make things even all around.
  7. Hannah
    7. Posted by Hannah Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    I am 5`2". Most basketball players are over 7'.
    This gives them an unfair advantage.
    Therefore, I think that all basketball players should be forced to play on their knees so that things will be even and I can play.
  8. Isha
    8. Posted by Isha Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    Well it's her b ody get over it
  9. redsoxfan1
    9. Posted by redsoxfan1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    That's totally not fair! That's like telling a linebacker "You're too heavy! Go on a diet!"
  10. ski_doode
    10. Posted by ski_doode Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    So she's under weight including the car if Indy decides to restrict minimum total weight. Just add weight to the car to compensate. That's done in other spec series race vehicles. Why the big deal about this?
  11. dogmatic
    11. Posted by dogmatic Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    They can put the weight right under her chair if anyone's really concerned that they will move the weight around to improve handling. Seriously, this is ridiculous.
  12. Big Gun
    12. Posted by Big Gun Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:36 pm EDT

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    Uh sorry but race car drivers are not athletes.
  13. Megs
    13. Posted by Megs Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:15 pm EDT

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    Welcome to the Monkey House
  14. Jeremy T
    14. Posted by Jeremy T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    Its about Time they did something about that weight rule ...lookout NASCAR ...Weight rules, one series instead of 2 ...parity in open wheel??? Could it be ? WITH actual sized drivers and not horse jockey's ? Lets watch 2008 and see :)
    Sorry about your Little Car Danica:)
  15. Simon
    15. Posted by Simon Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT

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    why not look at the weight of the whole system the driver and the car.. add weight to the car if needed. If weight is indeen important all things should be equal
  16. Robert S
    16. Posted by Robert S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    While we're at it, lets make a maximum cummalative height for basketball teams.
  17. Joe L
    17. Posted by Joe L Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Does that mean she needs to gain weight? That would be horrible because she is hot. Do you think she will pose for Playboy? That would be nice.
  18. Comer
    18. Posted by Comer Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    Danica should STOp complaining... Plain and simple she SUCKS as a driver. She can't win with the advantage and she will not win with out it...
  19. Johnny C
    19. Posted by Johnny C Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:06 pm EDT

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    Her failure to win a race is from lack of talent. Just because her advantage doesn't propel her to the front of the pack doesn't mean it's not really there. Bravo to the IRL.
  20. ReneeS
    20. Posted by ReneeS Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:48 pm EDT

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    She is being pentalized for being small...think about a smaller person has a lot of disadvantages in racing that no one is considering (i.e. harder to keep control of the wheel for so long due to the fact that there just is not enough of them to hold the wheel), etc. Yes, the car might go faster due to the lighter weight, but going faster makes it even harder to steer and when you are smaller it is harder to do to begin with.
  21. Keith H
    21. Posted by Keith H Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    It no big deal, you just distribute the extra in other places in the vehicle to make weight. They do that in horse racing, they'll do it in auto racing.
  22. AngieP
    22. Posted by AngieP Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    Funny isnt it. First off she is NOT 100 pounds. My 13 year old daughter is 106 and looks a LOT smaller than she does. So they need a new scale.
  23. Cougs
    23. Posted by Cougs Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    Why not just get all the jockeys from horse racing and let them drive.
  24. dogmatic
    24. Posted by dogmatic Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Don B, you are wasting gas every time you open your mouth.
  25. MB1966
    25. Posted by MB1966 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    So what if she is small, if they think she is too light and at an advantage, put some cement bricks in the car,, LOL. Handicap her like they do the jockeys!

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