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DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

The picture of the FIFA presidential ballot with just Sepp Blatter's name on it for Wednesday's sham of an election was so ridiculous looking that you'd swear it was photoshopped. Unfortunately, it wasn't. Still, a piece of paper featuring Sepp's name and a lot of empty space is begging for shenanigans to be unleashed upon it and I think you people are the clever bunch to do it. So consider this a call for submissions.

Above, @tadetvidare shares his version that helpfully eliminates any debate between Kang and Kodos. And from @wh_mermaid we have another tough choice...

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

Plus, what the options really should have been:

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

That should get your creative and vengeful juices flowing, so send your own variations to dirtytackle[at]gmail.com or @DirtyTackle on Twitter. And I'll add the best to this post. Here's the original once more for anyone who wants to play along:

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

Photo: AP

UPDATE: "Sepp is actually a sweetheart, he just wants to know if we'll go on a date with him," says @TheBenCook.

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

@ArsenalAU puts Sepp on the menu.

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

Daniel Snider makes the choices perfectly clear to FIFA voters:

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

And so does Johnny Appleseed:

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

@amir_n9 clearly watches too much "How I Met Your Mother."

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

@Daryl_photoshop comes in with the ballot Sepp wishes he had.


DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

Matthew Gore reveals how FIFA made it super easy for voters.

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

Sean gets historical with it.

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

Dario gives it that personal touch.

DT goes photoshoppin’: The actual FIFA ballot

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