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Cristiano Ronaldo

So tired. ... Can't even bother to take off my shoes or jewelry. ...  Mother called three times today to say how Cris Jr. keeps crying and that she hasn't gotten any sleep. Doesn't she know that I need some me time, too? ... Usually there are more men in my bedroom than this. ... The round Aladdin bed was definitely a sensible choice. Makes it easier to get good camera angles. ... I wonder if Kim Kardashian had a crew this big for her tape? ... Remember: must stop impregnating people...

Didier Deschamps


David Villa

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow!

Didier Drogba

Time for the f***ing disgraces. ... First, there's this turdbiter trying to trample me. Total f***ing disgrace. ... Then, I only scored a hat trick against West Brom instead of the 16 goals I deserved to have. That's a numerical f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Liverpool couldn't beat Arsenal because Pepe Reina ate floor wax as a kid. Absolute f***ing disgrace. ... Then Kalou bought me a slice of pizza on Thursday but it was really hot and I got, like, eighth degree burns on my tongue from it. That's an incredibly painful f***ing disgrace. ... Then, there were those times that those two bald referees who probably listen to Kenny G while inappropriately touching street lights cheated us out of the Champions League. That...that was a...

Photos: AS, Getty, AP; Villa musings: Reading Rainbow theme

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