Our love for Andrei/ey Arshavin is no secret and the latest Q&A with the equally fantastic readers of his official website (which would make spell check cry and then explode) only strengthens that. Here are some choice cuts:

From mika61
Dear Andrey,
I wanted to wish you good luck in this difficult period for you. Don't lose your confidence, YOU ARE THE BEST, do not lose hope, continue to play your football and your success will come back ... Do not lose your motivation please, we're behind you to support you ... Do we still vibrate dear Andrey ! You will find the way of the goal soon !
Best regards - Mickael
Arshavin: Tnank you

OK, that's not a question and it made my head hurt ("Do we still vibrate dear Andrey"? Do I want to know what that means?). Also, I'm pretty sure The Way of the Goal is a self-help book. 

From madam1kristinckao1ou
Hi Andrey,
We were asked to write a paper at school about some athlete and everybody wrote about you! My friend and I took information from your web-site and we got excellent marks! Thank you very much for the site and for your football.
Sincerely, Christine
Arshavin: I’m glad :)

Again, not a question. But a school where everybody writes about Arshavin and gets excellent marks for it? I want to go there.

From Sayana
Hi Andrey, I want to ask you, do you know where the Republic of Khakassia is? I live there, it’s Western Siberia, and its capital city is Abakan, I want you to come here, it’s my dream. But I’m positive that it will never come true! :(
Arshavin: Everything is possible….

Start the Arshavin to the Republic of Khakassia campaign now!

From Olga22
Hello, Andrey! Do you have a personal shrink?
Arshavin: No

A personal shrink? There is no single psychiatrist on the planet that can handle this man.

From veizel
Hi! I’m overweight. What shall I do?
Arshavin: Lose weight :)

Genius.

From veizel
Hi, Andrey! I am 13 years old and I began to play football 2 years ago.
Do you think I’ll be able to become a professional footballer?
Arshavin: I do not know.

You'll notice "veizel" also asked the previous question about being overweight. Obviously, Arshavin was too kind to reply to this question the same way he answered the one about having a shrink.

From honeygirl

Hello Andrey! My question might be silly, but the whole purpose of this site is to ask you the questions that interest us :) As far as I know, Orlando Bloom lives in England (I’m not sure where exactly) Maybe you met him somewhere? Well, I guess it’s possible)))

Good luck!
Arshavin: No.

First of all, honeygirl, compared to the rest of these questions, yours is perfectly reasonable. Secondly, I like how you don't even know for sure that Orlando Bloom lives somewhere in England, yet you still feel compelled to ask Arshavin if they've met. 

From kostea
Have you ever been stung by the bees in the forehead or near the eye?
Arshavin: No, but I’ve been stung once in my behind by a bee.

There are no words. 

But wait! Kostea has a couple more pressing questions to finish this up...

From kostea
Have you cleaned your yard from snow in London?
Arshavin: No

From kostea
Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??
Arshavin: It happens sometimes…

Again, this needs to be on television. 

Photo: Daily Mail via ONTD