Felix Hernandez pitched the Seattle Mariners’ first perfect game and the 23rd in baseball history, overpowering the Tampa Bay Rays in a brilliant 1-0 victory Wednesday.
Younzer: Hey, Donnie (is it alright if I call you Donnie? i want you to be comfortable) Remind us again who it was that wheezed air and sucked water from a bottle throughout the entire "really YUGE ratings" TV show ... I'm becoming seriously concerned about your own health --- whether you have the stamina to keep up with riggers of not only the campaign, but to also maintain your total dominance over the Twitter-verse. I'm sure Mrs Clinton would be happy to recommend a fine Health Management Organization if you ask her nicely.