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Oakland Athletics v Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

ANAHEIM, CA - JULY 20: Mike Trout #27 of the Los Angeles Angels reacts after taking third on a Albert Pujols #5 single during the first inning against the Oakland Athletics at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on July 20, 2013 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

MLB stars' 'Carlos Danger' names

July 24, 2013

By now you've likely heard of "Carlos Danger," the pseudonym used by New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner to engage in salacious online trysts. It's the funniest fake name since Mike Vick was calling himself Ron Mexico.

With the Carlos Danger jokes hot and heavy, the folks at The Slate created a wonderful Carlos Danger name generator you can use to give yourself a funny Carlos Danger-esque name. I enjoyed it — other rather, Raphael Catastrophe did. But since baseball is always on my brain these days, I wondered what baseball players' "Carlos Danger" names would be. If you're wondering too, flip through this slideshow.