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Boston Red Sox Gomes prepares in the dugout before facing the Toronto Blue Jays in their MLB American League East baseball game in Boston

Boston Red Sox Jonny Gomes prepares in the dugout before facing the Toronto Blue Jays in their MLB American League East baseball game in Boston, Massachusetts, September 22, 2013. REUTERS/Dominick Reuter (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASEBALL)

Boston Red Sox beards

The squalid beards are mere facades. Do not be fooled. While the Boston Red Sox continue to make facial-hair history by growing the most dreadful collection of beards this side of a hockey locker room, they're leeching attention from a far more important cranial feature: what's inside their heads.
Jeff Passan

Check out the growing beards of the Boston Red Sox!