Boston Red Sox beards

Boston Red Sox Gomes prepares in the dugout before facing the Toronto Blue Jays in their MLB American League East baseball game in Boston

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The squalid beards are mere facades. Do not be fooled. While the Boston Red Sox continue to make facial-hair history by growing the most dreadful collection of beards this side of a hockey locker room, they're leeching attention from a far more important cranial feature: what's inside their heads.
Jeff Passan

Check out the growing beards of the Boston Red Sox!

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