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Barry Bonds selling Beverly Hills mansion for $25 million

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    Barry Bonds' home

  • Forget the Italian villa motif, the movie theater definitely was influenced by Caesar's Palace in Vegas.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Forget the Italian villa motif, the movie theater definitely was influenced by Caesar's Palace in Vegas.
  • "Something Swedish is about to happen in this here bathroom, Uncle Jed."
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    Barry Bonds house

    "Something Swedish is about to happen in this here bathroom, Uncle Jed."
  • I don't know what this is, but it scares me. Can we just go?
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    Barry Bonds house

    I don't know what this is, but it scares me. Can we just go?
  • This is a closet. A walk-in closet. One that appears to have a walk-in closet inside of it. Coolest room in the house, unless ...
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    Barry Bonds house

    This is a closet. A walk-in closet. One that appears to have a walk-in closet inside of it. Coolest room in the house, unless ...
  • ... What the office lacks in elephant tusk, it tries to make up for in bull horn and sabers (Not SABR). Hugh Hefner says OK.
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    Barry Bonds house

    ... What the office lacks in elephant tusk, it tries to make up for in bull horn and sabers (Not SABR). Hugh Hefner says OK.
  • This is the music room, even though that was a grand piano in the previous room. At first I thought the photo on the wall was AT&T Park and/or the China Basin area of San Francisco, but I don't know. Have you seen any indication that a baseball player has lived here? Maybe the pool table. "Stick and a ball, ain't it?" as Will Clark would say.
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    Barry Bonds house

    This is the music room, even though that was a grand piano in the previous room. At first I thought the photo on the wall was AT&T Park and/or the China Basin area of San Francisco, but I don't know. Have you seen any indication that a baseball player has lived here? Maybe the pool table. "Stick and a ball, ain't it?" as Will Clark would say.
  • Hey, who's selling this house? A seven-time MVP or one of the Gabor sisters?
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    Barry Bonds house

    Hey, who's selling this house? A seven-time MVP or one of the Gabor sisters?
  • If you look closely, you'll notice that Barry Bonds has a bidet.
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    Barry Bonds house

    If you look closely, you'll notice that Barry Bonds has a bidet.
  • The rug really ties the room together, does it not?
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    Barry Bonds house

    The rug really ties the room together, does it not?
  • This is just the indoor kitchen. The outdoor kitchen is even cooler, including "a pizza oven, BBQ/rotisserie grill, deep fryer, wet bar and outdoor refrigerator/ice maker."
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    Barry Bonds house

    This is just the indoor kitchen. The outdoor kitchen is even cooler, including "a pizza oven, BBQ/rotisserie grill, deep fryer, wet bar and outdoor refrigerator/ice maker."
  • OK. Perhaps the most historically relevant room in the house, given recent history. It's really not a lot of workout equipment and, given Bonds' smaller stature in the years since he retired in 2007, that makes sense.
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    Barry Bonds house

    OK. Perhaps the most historically relevant room in the house, given recent history. It's really not a lot of workout equipment and, given Bonds' smaller stature in the years since he retired in 2007, that makes sense.
  • Quality olive trees that only the Godfather — Willie Mays — truly would appreciate.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Quality olive trees that only the Godfather — Willie Mays — truly would appreciate.
  • Time Crisis IV! All of this comes with, remember! I sure hope that's Q-Bert on the right.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Time Crisis IV! All of this comes with, remember! I sure hope that's Q-Bert on the right.
  • Nice foyer. "Can Mr. Bonds come out and play catch?"
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    Barry Bonds house

    Nice foyer. "Can Mr. Bonds come out and play catch?"
  • Is that a TV between two aquariums, or are the aquariums also TVs? Note the Christmas tree, no doubt painstakingly decorated by Bonds himself.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Is that a TV between two aquariums, or are the aquariums also TVs? Note the Christmas tree, no doubt painstakingly decorated by Bonds himself.
  • Same room, just pulled back in order to see the polar bear sitting on the chair.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Same room, just pulled back in order to see the polar bear sitting on the chair.
  • The room that looks least like a major league ballplayer has lived here. Can't imagine Barry chowing down on a footlong grinder in here.
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    Barry Bonds house

    The room that looks least like a major league ballplayer has lived here. Can't imagine Barry chowing down on a footlong grinder in here.
  • Finally, we're getting some air outside. Good party space right here. But can you see Barry Bonds EVER throwing a party?
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    Barry Bonds

    Finally, we're getting some air outside. Good party space right here. But can you see Barry Bonds EVER throwing a party?
  • This really sells the back yard. Good place to hang out and count money.
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    Barry Bonds house

    This really sells the back yard. Good place to hang out and count money.
  • A cement pond! This reminds me of that scene in "The Secret of My Success" where Michael J. Fox is seduced by his aunt, Rachel Phelps, owner of the Cleveland Indians.
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    Barry Bonds house

    A cement pond! This reminds me of that scene in "The Secret of My Success" where Michael J. Fox is seduced by his aunt, Rachel Phelps, owner of the Cleveland Indians.
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    Barry Bonds house

  • Very disappointing. It's not even a full-court setup for Bonds, for either tennis or basketball. I can't believe he cut corners here.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Very disappointing. It's not even a full-court setup for Bonds, for either tennis or basketball. I can't believe he cut corners here.
  • Lots of meticulously trimmed hedges. A Georgia football game could be played back here.
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    Barry Bonds house

    Lots of meticulously trimmed hedges. A Georgia football game could be played back here.
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    Barry Bonds house

Forget the Italian villa motif, the movie theater definitely was influenced by Caesar's Palace in Vegas.
"Something Swedish is about to happen in this here bathroom, Uncle Jed."
I don't know what this is, but it scares me. Can we just go?
This is a closet. A walk-in closet. One that appears to have a walk-in closet inside of it. Coolest room in the house, unless ...
... What the office lacks in elephant tusk, it tries to make up for in bull horn and sabers (Not SABR). Hugh Hefner says OK.
This is the music room, even though that was a grand piano in the previous room. At first I thought the photo on the wall was AT&T Park and/or the China Basin area of San Francisco, but I don't know. Have you seen any indication that a baseball player has lived here? Maybe the pool table. "Stick and a ball, ain't it?" as Will Clark would say.
Hey, who's selling this house? A seven-time MVP or one of the Gabor sisters?
If you look closely, you'll notice that Barry Bonds has a bidet.
The rug really ties the room together, does it not?
This is just the indoor kitchen. The outdoor kitchen is even cooler, including "a pizza oven, BBQ/rotisserie grill, deep fryer, wet bar and outdoor refrigerator/ice maker."
OK. Perhaps the most historically relevant room in the house, given recent history. It's really not a lot of workout equipment and, given Bonds' smaller stature in the years since he retired in 2007, that makes sense.
Quality olive trees that only the Godfather — Willie Mays — truly would appreciate.
Time Crisis IV! All of this comes with, remember! I sure hope that's Q-Bert on the right.
Nice foyer. "Can Mr. Bonds come out and play catch?"
Is that a TV between two aquariums, or are the aquariums also TVs? Note the Christmas tree, no doubt painstakingly decorated by Bonds himself.
Same room, just pulled back in order to see the polar bear sitting on the chair.
The room that looks least like a major league ballplayer has lived here. Can't imagine Barry chowing down on a footlong grinder in here.
Finally, we're getting some air outside. Good party space right here. But can you see Barry Bonds EVER throwing a party?
This really sells the back yard. Good place to hang out and count money.
A cement pond! This reminds me of that scene in "The Secret of My Success" where Michael J. Fox is seduced by his aunt, Rachel Phelps, owner of the Cleveland Indians.
Very disappointing. It's not even a full-court setup for Bonds, for either tennis or basketball. I can't believe he cut corners here.
Lots of meticulously trimmed hedges. A Georgia football game could be played back here.

Maybe where you come from isn't all that great. But you can change that, and all you need to do is purchase the mansion in Beverly Hills that Barry Bonds has put on the market for $25 million. Close the deal, and you'll be rollin' like a celebrity.


Described on the official listing as serving "equally to entertain heads of state, host charitable events or just be at home with family," the house features 7 bedrooms, 13 bathrooms and 17,100 square feet. Take a look around. (Photos courtesy of The Agency) — Dave Brown