Fri Dec 02 11:39am EST
The Anaheim Ducks have played gaffe-riddled, fundamentally unsound, losing hockey for the better part of a month. Option one was to find out if Adam Banks, hotshot scorer for the Edina Hawks, actually lived in their district and could transfer to the team. After that didn't work, they went out and hired Bruce Boudreau.
Courtesy of the geniuses at Benstonium, here is Bruce Boudreau meeting the Mighty Ducks (NSFW because of bleeped language).
Please join us next week when Boudreau and Goldberg The Goalie drown their sorrows during a losing streak in two gallons of Haagen-Dazs. You know, if Ovechkin had only committed to playing the Flying V, none of this would have happened ...