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PITTSBURGH -- Detroit Red Wings coach Mike Babcock made it clear that Kris Draper(notes) will be back in the lineup for Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Thursday night; less clear was the fate of Pavel Datsyuk(notes), the star center who has missed the first three games of this series with a foot injury.

Did Datsyuk look like Datsyuk in practice? He looked pretty good, and practiced longer than most of the Red Wings. Babcock says he'll be a game-time decision; Datsyuk said, "I'm healthy now," but maintained the company line that he's still questionable.

If nothing else, today's off-day media mingling taught us that Russians are intrinsically funny. Especially the ones that play hockey. Seriously, we know Versus doesn't need the help with its spiffy 2.6 national rating, making Game 3 the highest-rated and most-watched Stanley Cup Final game on cable since 2002; but if they're looking to beef up the giggles on the studio show, one word: Russians.

Datsyuk on having to sit out: "Oh, I tell you, this is not fun to watch. I take in lots of beer."

Datsyuk on whether he might play wing in Game 4: "I think at wing, center, defenseman, I want to play so bad."

Datsyuk on how long he'd like to play in Game 4: "The game is 60 minutes. I hope to play 60 minutes. But we make a decision tomorrow morning."

Meanwhile, Evgeni Malkin(notes) of the Pittsburgh Penguins got more laughs than Conan did on his "Tonight Show" debut (c'mon, it's true) during his press briefing today at Mellon. Geno, your thoughts on Max Talbot's(notes) abilities?

This led to a series of questions about Malkin's comedic stylings in later press conferences. Bill Guerin(notes) on Malkin: "From what Gonch and Fedotenko tell me, he's extremely funny ... and it's kind of obvious when he's going to carve somebody because he goes right from English right into Russian, so you can't understand it."

Penguins coach Dan Bylsma: "Of all the guys in that room, he probably likes a joke more than the next guy ... He's the first guy to laugh at my jokes. That's why I like him."

What's Russian for "pity laugh?" Anyway, we've got pregame coverage on Thursday, including some hilarious photos from around Mellon; don't forget about the next epic live blog for Game 4, either.

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  1. Runnin up on ya !
    1. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT

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    In Soviet Russia, comedy is Yakov Smirnov.
  2. Bubbabanjo
    2. Posted by Bubbabanjo Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:47 pm EDT

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    Dizsh gyie gooz intwooo eh byar...............
    Nyuksky nyuksky nyuksky
  3. Bubbabanjo
    3. Posted by Bubbabanjo Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:50 pm EDT

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    A Russian sub is sinking.
    Russkie Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
    An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.
    Russkie Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.
    Nyuksky nyuksky nyuksky
    Now lets get Moose n Squirrel!
  4. Brettbot
    4. Posted by Brettbot Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:55 pm EDT

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    well, my respect for malkin just went up.
  5. Patrick
    5. Posted by Patrick Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:57 pm EDT

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    What happened to the epic live blog to Game 3? You don't know how many times I hit the refresh button thinking it was my comp that was busted.
  6. Cameron Frye
    6. Posted by Cameron Frye Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:01 pm EDT

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    Can we expect to see Makin & Pavel opening for Yakov Smirnoff in Branson, MO this summer? "Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. " *rim shot*
  7. CaptNorris5
    7. Posted by CaptNorris5 Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    Hahahahahahahahahha!!! oh my god!!! malkin said talbot can't score goals! hahahaha.
  8. CaptNorris5
    8. Posted by CaptNorris5 Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    /sarc
  9. Bubbabanjo
    9. Posted by Bubbabanjo Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:08 pm EDT

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    (Diceman) Doooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
  10. Kim
    10. Posted by Kim Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    Datsyuk is adorable, but I honestly had no idea what Malkin said...anybody catch that?
  11. JS
    11. Posted by JS Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:26 pm EDT

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    Hey, Wish, is it about time to make some interview with Swedes? Like in: http://hockeytownforum.detroitredwings.com/index.php?showtopic=2842
  12. Runnin up on ya !
    12. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:41 pm EDT

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    I'm over here now !
  13. Sara
    13. Posted by Sara Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:47 pm EDT

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    The more I learn about Malkin, the more I like him. And the more I become convinced that Geno Sid.
  14. firewing
    14. Posted by firewing Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:48 pm EDT

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    well im glad that everyone is having a good time, hell your in the finals enjoy it. on a side note if pavel comes back for game 4 and is healthy it will change the whole dynamics of the game. he could be the last piece of the puzzle that takes the wings to stanley. as i said before with all of our guys healthy wings in 6.
    FEAR THE REDRAGE
  15. Mr H
    15. Posted by Mr H Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    What's Russian for "pity laugh?"
    Wyshynski
    oh wait no, that is pitiful... my bad
  16. habs1rule
    16. Posted by habs1rule Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:25 pm EDT

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    Comrade Evigny wants to join Communust Party...Being interviewed..."Evgeny...Do you smoke....Da, I smokes a tittle...Well, says Party Leader..Comrade Lenin never smoked...."Then I will not smoke".......Evgeny.."Do you drink.? Da, I drinks a little."..Party leader says "Comrade Lenin didnt drink....."Then I will not drink".....Evgeny..."Do you have adulterous relations with women? Da, I do that a bit, sometimes.....Party leader..."Comrade Lenin never had adulterous relations never....."Then I will stop immediatly.'.......Comrade Evgeny..."Are you ready to sacrifice your Life for Mother Russia and the Socialist way?.....Da, I am ready, Why else would I want to go on living a life like that?!!
  17. KJ
    17. Posted by KJ Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Malkin is so cool...Pens outplayed the chicken-wings in game 1 & 2 and lost so the chicken-wings outshot the pens in game 3 & should have won - weird game this hockey. I'll take Sid & Geno over anyone on the wing team but as a whole team the wings are great. Let's get to a game 7 shall we???
  18. Boowers
    18. Posted by Boowers Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:35 pm EDT

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    @habs1rule
    Have you left your house/apartment since October?
  19. habs1rule
    19. Posted by habs1rule Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:42 pm EDT

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    Just for the Hurricane!!
  20. Dustin X
    20. Posted by Dustin X Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    is there a way to report abuse on Wsysh?
  21. Monky14
    21. Posted by Monky14 Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    haha malkin is funny haha
  22. Sean N
    22. Posted by Sean N Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    very refreshing to see Malkin being funny and Guerin as well.
  23. habs1rule
    23. Posted by habs1rule Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    Boowers really wants me.
  24. Ballz_of_Steel
    24. Posted by Ballz_of_Steel Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:13 pm EDT

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    Malkins Funny. Check out the WebSite 105.9 The X in Pittsuburgh There Selling his face on T-Shirts there saying silly things in Russian.
    Go Pens
  25. Bubbabanjo
    25. Posted by Bubbabanjo Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    Habs1.....I gotta apologize.....I thought you were a dude....forgive any rudeness I may have stupidly said.
    I stink!

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