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When the public is given the opportunity to cast a vote, the inherent danger for the establishment is that absurd inspiration will creep into the zeitgeist, and a countercultural movement will begin. This is how cartoon characters receive votes for President of the United States. Or how Sanjaya Malakar threatened to demolish every wholesome tenet of "American Idol."

Hockey fans are especially guilty of this mischievous behavior. Witness the Vote For Rory campaign, in which fans flooded the ballot box and nearly sent journeyman defenseman Rory Fitzpatrick to the NHL All-Star Game as a write-in candidate. Now it's the CBC's "Canada's Hockey Anthem Challenge," which seeks to find new music to be featured on "Hockey Night in Canada," that's facing an unpredictable insurgency.

The contest entry is "Hockey Scores," and it is the most-viewed (23,075 as of Wednesday night) and second highest-rated (4/5 stars) song in the anthem gallery. Based on the numbers, this collection of animal sounds, gun shots and babies crying could be your new Hockey Night in Canada theme song ... and the winner of $100,000 (CDN):

What might seem like 30 seconds of auditory insanity is now a full-fledged fan movement. "Hockey Scores" has been picked up by blogs, by Torontoist and has an official Facebook page with 297 members. There are now even YouTube remixes of the theme, like this one featuring Don Cherry. If the CBC secretly hoped that this is a passing fad, think again: They said the same thing about "Vote for Rory" until he finished about 36,000 votes behind Nicklas Lidstrom in the all-star voting.

Logan Aube, the creator of "Hockey Scores," said that the song has been taken down and put back up twice by the CBC's Web site. Recently, the song suddenly disappeared from the "Canada's Hockey Anthem Challenge," then it was reinstated, and then Aube received an e-mail from the CBC apologizing for the removal -- placing the blame on a "third party moderator."

Puck Daddy got in touch with Aube to find out how "Hockey Scores" was started, how this movement came about and why Ron MacLean could soon be featured on the same broadcast with crying babies and farm animals.

My first question was simply, "What was the inspiration behind Hockey Scores?" Aube's answer says it all:

"My love for hockey is reflected quite well in this piece I feel. The intense percussion symbolizes the hard-hitting excitement of the sport, while the cat samples are used to demonstrate the feline qualities players must possess: speed, cunning, agility, and fearlessness. The other animal noises reflect the rich domestic history of the sport; I remember my grandfather who grew up on a farm used to freeze a rink in their field every year so that they could play the game, while the animals watched on.

"The happy child was used to symbolize the child-like wonder many Canadians feel every time they turn on this great game. The climax of the piece brings it all together, bringing the excitement to its peak and then finishing it off with a buzzer. Goal!"

In summary: Hockey players are fearless like house cats, farm animals love pond hockey and crying babies symbolize Canadian hockey fans. You know, this is all starting to make a lot of sense ...

Aube wasn't worried that this rather abstract approach to a hockey theme -- refresh your palate with the original HNIC theme for a moment (video) -- wouldn't make the cut. "From the start, I knew I had something special. There does appear to be a screening process for entries, but I was confident in the quality of my piece."

Aube said the reaction and support for the song has been "surprising." There are many, many other options on the CBC's contest page vying for the right to be heard on Hockey Night in Canada. And according to the official rules, all of this support might not be enough, because the winner is not up to the fans: "Until Semi-Finalists are revealed on October 4, 2008, 'ratings,' 'recommendations,' 'most viewed,' and other similar information will be available on the website, but will only be a factor for the Producer and Judges to consider in selecting Semi-Finalists. Semi-Finalists will be revealed in a CBC broadcast on October 4, 2008."

So why has the voting public gravitated to this little ditty?

"I would say that the viewers decided it is time for a change, and understood the vision I had for the future of hockey," said Aube. "I am very proud to say I have been a part of fulfilling the public's vision."

Uh-huh.

This e-mail interview, and this entire "Hockey Scores" hilarity, brought me back to my interview with Steve Schmid, the guy who started the whole Vote for Rory campaign.

Like "Hockey Scores," that movement started as a goof on the Something Awful boards. "You can't pick a guy like Belak or [Donald] Brashear because people hate them," Schmid said at the time. "Who can hate a guy like Rory Fitzpatrick, other than a couple of disgruntled Sabres fans?"

Right now, the "Hockey Scores" movement is pure anarchist comedy, with posts like these from Something Awful orchestrating a campaign: "For those who haven't posted a comment to the submission, take the ‘convincer' angle. That is, say how much it disturbed you or you didn't get it or whatever. Then you listened to it for awhile and now you LOVE it. See if we can convince others to come to the same conclusion."

But will it remain a comedic charade? A curious thing happened during the Vote for Rory movement: What was a goof to some became a political statement for others, as fans voted for Fitzpatrick as a way to honor the blue-collar players in the NHL that never got a sniff of the all-star game otherwise.

I'm not saying that thousands of fans are listening to "Hockey Scores" and saying, "Finally, someone makes the tacit connection between my childlike infatuation with hockey and farm animals! Here's my vote, sir!"

The point is that even if someone is writing in Stephen Colbert for mayor of Sioux City, there's some meaning behind that vote, beyond the obvious laugh factor.

In other words: When "Hockey Scores" shoots to the top of the charts, perhaps the CBC has only itself to blame for ticking off the viewing public and creating the opportunity for a cacophony of sheep, cats and gun shots to hit the top of the charts.

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  1. ~jai~
    1. Posted by ~jai~ Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    So, was the crying baby portion recorded when Bettman had to hand the Wings the Stanley Cup? (Just wondering because on the video portion it appeared as if he was having some sort of stroke/epileptic fit when he did it)
  2. The KBBL Party Penguin
    2. Posted by The KBBL Party Penguin Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:04 pm EDT

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    So Canadians love a good train wreck as much as their brothers south of the border.
    In all honesty, this whole contest has been like some sort of surreal Kids in the Hall sketch, most likely written by and featuring Bruce McCullough. You chuckle nervously, waiting for a punchline, then they go to commercial...
  3. Michigander21
    3. Posted by Michigander21 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    CBC sckrewed the pooch on this one. Another example of a marketing department that overestimates their own worth. They are getting attention for their product, yay them.
  4. proud canadian hockey monster
    4. Posted by proud canadian hockey monster Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    i'm not sure what you mean by "comedic charade". i've never heard of "something awful" and found this song by way of the anthem contest website and instantly fell in love with aube's submission. i, like many other voters do earnestly enjoy the song for itself and seriously hope cbc chooses it as the new hnic theme.
  5. wufpirate
    5. Posted by wufpirate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    And the "Hockey Scores" movement only gets x100 bigger with this Puck Daddy post.
  6. Blackcapricorn
    6. Posted by Blackcapricorn Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    HNiC is the best hockey broadcast hands down and I thank God every day inDemand shows that feed on the Center Ice package. However, I have to agree with #2 and #3, CBC gets what they deserve for screwing up the theme song and yes, this is beginning to look a lot like a KITH sketch. As much as I love KITH (who knew God was so tiny?), I don't remember them ever doing a hockey sketch. Perhaps this is making up for it.
  7. twoeightnine
    7. Posted by twoeightnine Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    God bless hocky indeed.
  8. J.P.
    8. Posted by J.P. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Why no glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media yesterday, GDub?
  9. Wyshynski
    9. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ JP --
    I felt like the Wrigley piece deserved some room to breathe; but yeah, I always like to end the day with a cherry on top.
  10. Michael
    10. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm EDT

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    That is the finest thing I have seen on the internet in quite some time. Nothing like cats, babies and farm animals to celebrate hockey in Canada (well, Toronto anyway)
  11. Mark
    11. Posted by Mark Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    @Blackcapricorn
    KitH never did a hockey sketch, but there were a lot of references to the Leafs. "The Toronto Kid" wore a large Leafs emblem in one sketch and in a couple of sketches with Scott Thompson playing the dumb male prostitue, he would mention that some of his "johns" would take him to Leafs' games and get him drunk.
  12. Balloon F
    12. Posted by Balloon F Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Hockey Scores is first in the ratings section and always will be. Any discrepency of new users voting their own pieces 5/5 right when they create are dealt with within seconds.
  13. Blackcapricorn
    13. Posted by Blackcapricorn Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Yea you are right. I think there were also some Habs symbols in the background of the Buddy Love sketches. Its funny that for such a great show and very "Toronto" it stayed away from hockey. 30 Helens agree, get me a Maple Leafs sketch!
  14. Bubbabanjo
    14. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    What a bunch of hosers! Just pay for the dang song you idiots. Even I like what they had before and I only catch it on the Center Ice package. First class Hockey coverage with Pimp Daddy Don and the gang......idiots in the back office.
    Wyshynski you stink!
  15. Kevin S
    15. Posted by Kevin S Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:49 pm EDT

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    To quote Al Michaels, I don't believe what I just saw! He did what???
  16. mitchconnor
    16. Posted by mitchconnor Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:25 pm EDT

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    That is fantastic. No way would they choose that one, but they should use it for at least one game - preferably Toronto-Montreal or Calgary-Edmonton. Just as everyone's getting all riled up for battle, here come the kitty cats and sheep.
  17. .................................................!
    17. Posted by .................................................! Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    That has to be the worst thing I have ever heard in my life.
  18. Robert
    18. Posted by Robert Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:44 pm EDT

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    It was Jack Buck who stated "I don't believe what I just saw" for Kirk Gibson's HR in the 88 series.
    Al Michaels was " do you believe in miracles?" for the 1980 US Olympic hockey team...
    FYI :)
  19. Mikro-kitty
    19. Posted by Mikro-kitty Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    It's the Voice of Fire on ice.
  20. A Yahoo! User
    20. Posted by A Yahoo! User Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:54 pm EDT

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    This is a pretty cool song, if someone has an mp3 I would like you to send it to my landline telephone. John is coming over later with a recorder so your call will have to be sometime around then.
    Thanks for the mp3, looking forward to putting it inside the player to listen to at work at best buy.
  21. Sponge-Robert Square-Trousers
    21. Posted by Sponge-Robert Square-Trousers Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    cbc deserves this to be their new theme song. they tried to nickel and dime their way through negotiations and gave up a sweetheart deal they had with the best theme song in the world. now they will have to settle for crap.

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