Sat Mar 12 01:57pm EST
If the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video taught us anything, it's that the 1970s police detective show aesthetic is the comedic gift that keeps on giving. And that short-sleeved dress shirts and horrible ties look great when sliding across the hood of a Ford Crown Victoria.
Have to believe plummeting over a cliff in a fiery car crash isn't necessarily a good thing for knee injury rehab. Or cups of coffee.
Our only complaint: How can there not be a proper 1970s cop show mustache on either Parise or the skates?