Mon Dec 19 08:44am EST
If you're anything like us, Ilya Bryzgalov's "HBO 24/7" speech about the universe has been reverberating through your head like a voice from the heavens; urging you to reconsider our place in the solar system, asking you to think beyond the stars.
Inspiring you to … well, you know: To boldly go where no man has gone before:
Give a puckhead that's also a "Star Trek" fan access to basic video editing software and a few beers, and this sort of thing is going to happen. Consider it a gift from your pals at Puck Daddy. Or, if you prefer, the official recruitment video for Russian Starfleet Academy.
HBO has assured us there's more Bryz gold in Episode 2 this week. No matter what the Philadelphia Flyers goalie says next, we get the feeling that his universe/tiger law rants from Episode 1 are the new "Bruce Boudreau does fat guy things and curses" as a "24/7" meme. For example:
That's courtesy of our ace Photoshop mental patient John Schultz, a.k.a. Chicago Native Son.