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Tampa Bay Lightning winger Marty St. Louis stood at the center of the rink, ready for his shootout chance. Slowly, he shuffled his bare, sock-less legs down the ice in sandals rather than skates, before putting the puck past the goalie. He joyously celebrated, because he wasn't about to go topless on a frozen sheet of ice in front of fans and teammates after all.

Welcome to "Naked Breakaways," which turned Tuesday's Lightning practice into an impromptu male revue. From Erik Erlendsson of the Tampa Tribune, who had play-by-play of the naughty shootout:

After a near two-hour practice on Tuesday, and just after the coaches all vacated the ice, the players took a tongue-in-cheek approach in order to lighten the mood by playing a round of Naked Shootout -- think strip hockey -- to help shed a little fun in what has been a rather dismal week around the team.

The rules were quite simple, 18 skaters took their turns taking shootout attempts on goaltenders Mike Smith(notes) and Antero Niittymaki(notes). Every time one of the shooters failed to convert, they removed an article of their equipment.

Once a goal was scored, the player was done. If he missed ... well, it's a good thing hockey players wear over a dozen pieces of gear. Sophomore sensation Steven Stamkos(notes) lost his helmet, jersey and shoulder pads. But it was St. Louis who was down to only a few clothing options when he finally scored to end his striptease, telling the Tribune: "I think my next piece would have been my stick. I would have tried to score with my feet."

Here are what the Lightning's "naked breakaways" looked like via YouTube. Fun times, and Ned Braden would be proud.

Watch the full YouTube clip of 'naked shootout' here.

The "naked breakaways" are a practice tradition found throughout hockey history, using humiliation as motivation. Tampa winger Ryan Malone(notes), who organized them with Halpern, told the St. Pete Times that he last got 'naked' while attending St. Cloud State University. Star Vincent Lecavalier(notes) hadn't played it since he was a rookie in Tampa in 1998-99.

Best line of the day? Via the Times, it came at the expense of gap-toothed goon Todd Fedoruk(notes): "Take out the rest of your teeth."

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  1. books
    1. Posted by books Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:38 pm EDT

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    The phrase "like a frightened turtle" comes to mind.
  2. Treads
    2. Posted by Treads Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:39 pm EDT

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    Atleast Ned could put the puck in the net.
  3. books
    3. Posted by books Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:43 pm EDT

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    I'm glad I didn't play this game in my day as I didn't wear anything at all under my equipment, not even socks. It was just like streaking -but with clothes on.
  4. Zamboni's Dad
    4. Posted by Zamboni's Dad Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:57 pm EDT

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    Come on guys - your supposed to do Strip Shootouts with the Ice Girls...
  5. Big Rich
    5. Posted by Big Rich Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    Pierre McGuire just ejaculated
  6. puck it dano
    6. Posted by puck it dano Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:29 pm EDT

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    Someone should get a team to do that for charity...I'd pay large, large amount for the, ummm, "privilege"?
  7. Panda God
    7. Posted by Panda God Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    @ Zamboni's Dad
    Yeah, ask Laraque how that one worked out.
  8. joyb
    8. Posted by joyb Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    Now that's what we girls in the hockey club call Fantasy Hockey..
  9. habs1rule
    9. Posted by habs1rule Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Martin St Louis naked?? Jees, I know what green looks like!!
  10. miah
    10. Posted by miah Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    lol @ Big Rich
    Pierre McGuire has pics of Mike Richards posted in his "office" between the benches...
  11. Big Rich
    11. Posted by Big Rich Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    Well pierre was between the benches during this shootout. Although for some reason he wouldnt come out until long after practice was over.
  12. habs1rule
    12. Posted by habs1rule Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:11 pm EDT

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    Big Rich, you're funny...Guess if I had a foot fetish, that would do it for me!!
  13. Vince D
    13. Posted by Vince D Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:53 am EDT

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    where is the naked part? As usual Yahoo news is misleading.
  14. The Timzmeister
    14. Posted by The Timzmeister Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:48 am EDT

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    wow vince D, its supposed to be naked cuz ur not wearing ur equipment...

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