Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:48 am EDT
The National Hockey League has seen its share of jokers over the years. From Dennis Hull to (the soon to be retiring?) Jeremy Roenick(notes) to Pavel Datsyuk(notes), hockey has seen its share of funny personalities.
It's been just over a year since one the great funnymen left our shores, and the New York Rangers, for the KHL. Jaromir Jagr(notes) is truly one of the underrated comedians that have graced the ice in the past 20 years -- intentional or not.
It all began with the photo on his 1990 Score rookie card which, as Yahoo! family member Jamie Mottram perfectly put, depicts Jagr "letting his bangs breathe."
Who can forget him professing his desire to Bill Clement about testing free agency way back in 1992, as well as his love for high-speed driving? Let's also not forget Jagr's attempt to introduce the world to a hockey-version of the movie "Ladybugs."
Coming up, we remember three of Jagr's best acting performances; two which featured the glorious mullet.
And here ... we ... go.
Here's Jagr showing how he would call for the puck every time he was on the ice later in his career with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Who wouldn't feel the need to possess the puck at all times while being surrounded with immortals like Randy Robitaille(notes), Jan Hrdina, and Milan Kraft before feeling like they were "dying alive"?
Here's one of the latest great moments in Jaromir Jagr history: His holiday commercial for the Kontinental Hockey League dressed as Santa Claus. Even with the robe, beard and mittens I bet he'd still be able to stick-handle around Shawn Chambers.
Finally, the great thing about YouTube is being unable to unearth some hidden gems of videos that much of the public may not have seen yet. Here's a classic commercial featuring 'Mario Jr.' schilling for BubbleTape.
Unlike when I was a young lad, I don't recall seeing Jaromir try skating around the Mellon Arena ice with the entire six-foot roll stuffed inside his mouth.
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http://www.pensuniverse.com/2009/07/malkin-versus-jagr.html
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Hi Dit: Thanks for the interest.1) I divide my loyalties between the Syracuse Bulldogs, the Grandview Steelers, and the South Yonkers Bed Rockers Division 3 Men's League Over 40 Team. 2) My 'fantasy' team is actually called the Woodshed Warriors, 'cause, baby, that's where Daddy's waiting... and 3) 'CC,' like 'infinity,' 'beauty,' 'truth,' or 'God,' is short for nothing - 'CC' is a concept onto itself. 'CC' is most accurately consider as a perfect poem, a revealing sum made of mysterious parts, a concrete abstraction, a unit of meaning that transcends semantics...
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And these "Penguin" fans are actuallly Crosby fans b/c it's the only player that matters on that team.....it'll be only a matter of time before Malkin leaves.Guy wins the Conn Smythe yet the league worships Sid The Squid?That was the same sitch with Jagr/Mario.Lemieux was the savior yet Jagr did no right in the fans eyes.....history will repeat itself with Crosby/Malkin;except this time around.Malkin has more options.
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And these "Penguin" fans are actuallly Crosby fans b/c it's the only player that matters on that team.....it'll be only a matter of time before Malkin leaves.Guy wins the Conn Smythe yet the league worships Sid The Squid?That was the same sitch with Jagr/Mario.Lemieux was the savior yet Jagr did no right in the fans eyes.....history will repeat itself with Crosby/Malkin;except this time around.Malkin has more options.
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Wow. I'm impressed - really. Dude, you are deep. I can see how that definition seamlessly blends with hockey...perfection in the midst of pain...the heat of mortal combat on a frozen plane...the stick as an extension of one's soul...the goalie mask as a metaphor for the emotional walls that we build...yeah dude, I hear ya...
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I think, in the longrun, that he did hurt the Pens' chances at a couple of good potential Cup runs later on in the '90s. His talent was/ is amazing, so obviously the Pens did everything in their power to keep him. That included a lot; bringing in as many Czech-speaking players as they could find, making him the franchise guy, etc. They were right to do that, but Jagr gradually grew less and less happy until it pretty much brought the rest of the team to its knees. This went hand in hand with the Pens' finacial woes at the time, which of course made things worse. What really surprised me was Jagr's unhappiness continuing with LeMieux's return; that really showed me that he wanted to be the big chief, and resented playing second fiddle to Mario to the point of being a locker room spoiler. My point is that, when he had a real leader on the ice with him, Jagr was fantastic, but he could not shoulder that responsibility himself, and seemed to take it out on the organization and the fans, to a certain degree. Yeah, I was being a bit histrionic, and yes, maybe revisionist, but there were definitely years that the Pens had a great shot a Cup, but didn't really have the leadership to do it. I guess I fault Jagr for that more than I should. The whole "dying alive" thing really enraged me at the time. Also, his peanut butter was terrible.
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You have no idea what you're talking about.
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