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The National Hockey League has seen its share of jokers over the years. From Dennis Hull to (the soon to be retiring?) Jeremy Roenick(notes) to Pavel Datsyuk(notes), hockey has seen its share of funny personalities.

It's been just over a year since one the great funnymen left our shores, and the New York Rangers, for the KHL. Jaromir Jagr(notes) is truly one of the underrated comedians that have graced the ice in the past 20 years -- intentional or not.

It all began with the photo on his 1990 Score rookie card which, as Yahoo! family member Jamie Mottram perfectly put, depicts Jagr "letting his bangs breathe."

Who can forget him professing his desire to Bill Clement about testing free agency way back in 1992, as well as his love for high-speed driving? Let's also not forget Jagr's attempt to introduce the world to a hockey-version of the movie "Ladybugs."

Coming up, we remember three of Jagr's best acting performances; two which featured the glorious mullet.

And here ... we ... go.

Here's Jagr showing how he would call for the puck every time he was on the ice later in his career with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Who wouldn't feel the need to possess the puck at all times while being surrounded with immortals like Randy Robitaille(notes), Jan Hrdina, and Milan Kraft before feeling like they were "dying alive"?

Here's one of the latest great moments in Jaromir Jagr history: His holiday commercial for the Kontinental Hockey League dressed as Santa Claus. Even with the robe, beard and mittens I bet he'd still be able to stick-handle around Shawn Chambers.

Finally, the great thing about YouTube is being unable to unearth some hidden gems of videos that much of the public may not have seen yet. Here's a classic commercial featuring 'Mario Jr.' schilling for BubbleTape.

Unlike when I was a young lad, I don't recall seeing Jaromir try skating around the Mellon Arena ice with the entire six-foot roll stuffed inside his mouth.

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  1. cdmoon29
    1. Posted by cdmoon29 Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:00 am EDT

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    1st. Please give us more blogs about the Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins!!! We want to know more about the best team in the NHL, past present, & future!! Thanks Yahoo!
  2. habs1rule
    2. Posted by habs1rule Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:03 am EDT

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    For those that never heard this one..If you took the seven letters in Jaromir and scrambled them around, you get Mario Jr.
  3. Das Schutzenfest
    3. Posted by Das Schutzenfest Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:11 am EDT

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    Screw Jagr. He hurt the Pens every bit as much as he helped them. His skill was undeniable, sure, but he ultimately showed that he was an incompetent, selfish leader that should have never worn the 'C.' Without Mario, Jagr was just a talented jerk. Look out, Caps fans--Ovechkin is going to do to you what Jagr did to Pens fans; tease but ultimately disappoint and leave a bad taste in your mouths. Mullet-wearing, halitosis-suffering tool.
  4. Tim K
    4. Posted by Tim K Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:30 am EDT

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    How was that about the Penguins? He happened to play for the Pens once, but the article was about Jaromir Jagr. Hater.
  5. Damian R
    5. Posted by Damian R Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:34 am EDT

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    Anyone interested in comparing Jagr to Malkin? Well here you go.
    http://www.pensuniverse.com/2009/07/malkin-versus-jagr.html
  6. Journeyman
    6. Posted by Journeyman Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:57 am EDT

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    +1 for the Shawn Chambers reference
  7. Das Schutzenfest
    7. Posted by Das Schutzenfest Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:10 am EDT

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    Spammers suck!
  8. corrado555
    8. Posted by corrado555 Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:27 am EDT

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    @Das Schutzenfest -- Wow, did the guy sleep with your wife or something? He certainly is eccentric to say the least, but to say he "hurt the Pens as much as he helped them" is just some insane revisionist history. The Pens don't win two Cups without him, and the entertainment he provided Pens fans for the 6 or so years when he was the best player in the world certainly outweighs the way he left town. There is no question my experience as a Pens fan was improved by having him play for us.
  9. dancore
    9. Posted by dancore Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:44 am EDT

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    I wonder if there is any audio clips from when Jagr did the weather for the WDVE morning show in 1990/91. I remember listening to that as a little boy and thought it was hysterical
  10. cc
    10. Posted by cc Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:05 pm EDT

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    Is there actually such a thing as a Penguins fan? Because from where I sit, what it looks like is instead of fans, there are people that live in Pittsburgh and watch hockey every few years after their team benefits from finishing last five seasons in a row. Ah, Penguins fans - the Tampa Bay Rays fans of hockey.
  11. Kitty
    11. Posted by Kitty Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:18 pm EDT

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    I don't think it is fair that, for the most part, the 'humor' is what is lost in translation, between English (one of the most difficult human languages) and Czech (very elaborate, with a totally different alphabet. This mocking is what made JJ so shy about interviewing, and about his accent. I'm a Ranger fan, and for the 2 and a half seasons he played for us, he interviewed in the radio booth exactly once. (You can re-do tv, not radio) that's too bad. I thought that in spite of his heavy accent (kinda sexy, actually) his english was good. His nerves got to him alot, with that. He's a very funny guy, but the funny things were intentional, most of this was not.
  12. Kitty
    12. Posted by Kitty Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:21 pm EDT

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    The beauty pageant stunt was priceless.
  13. Dit Clapper
    13. Posted by Dit Clapper Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:23 pm EDT

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    @11 -- Yesterday, you were slinging some 'faux blue-collar" nonsense about B's fans (been to the faux Garden lately?) ... today, you're bagging on Stanley-Cup-toting Tuxedos fans ... what gives? What does CC stand for anyway? Can't Cheer? Canadiens in the Cellar? Craptacular Caps? Carolina CousinKissers? You do have a team, right? Do tell, or we may have to bag on your "fantasy" team, the Mom's Cellar Maurauders ...
  14. KN
    14. Posted by KN Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:30 pm EDT

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    I want Jaromir back in the NHL? Will it ever happen?
  15. Deker
    15. Posted by Deker Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:11 pm EDT

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    Is it just me or is that Kate Blanchet in that first commercial? She's looking good....
  16. Craig D
    16. Posted by Craig D Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:17 pm EDT

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    No, likely not unfortunately. Next stop Czech Republic to play for his Dad.
  17. cc
    17. Posted by cc Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:22 pm EDT

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    @14.
    Hi Dit: Thanks for the interest.1) I divide my loyalties between the Syracuse Bulldogs, the Grandview Steelers, and the South Yonkers Bed Rockers Division 3 Men's League Over 40 Team. 2) My 'fantasy' team is actually called the Woodshed Warriors, 'cause, baby, that's where Daddy's waiting... and 3) 'CC,' like 'infinity,' 'beauty,' 'truth,' or 'God,' is short for nothing - 'CC' is a concept onto itself. 'CC' is most accurately consider as a perfect poem, a revealing sum made of mysterious parts, a concrete abstraction, a unit of meaning that transcends semantics...
  18. Jagrfan
    18. Posted by Jagrfan Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:30 pm EDT

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    If Jagr were North American,people would be kissing his ass.The bias will never die.
    And these "Penguin" fans are actuallly Crosby fans b/c it's the only player that matters on that team.....it'll be only a matter of time before Malkin leaves.Guy wins the Conn Smythe yet the league worships Sid The Squid?That was the same sitch with Jagr/Mario.Lemieux was the savior yet Jagr did no right in the fans eyes.....history will repeat itself with Crosby/Malkin;except this time around.Malkin has more options.
  19. Jagrfan
    19. Posted by Jagrfan Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:30 pm EDT

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    If Jagr were North American,people would be kissing his ass.The bias will never die.
    And these "Penguin" fans are actuallly Crosby fans b/c it's the only player that matters on that team.....it'll be only a matter of time before Malkin leaves.Guy wins the Conn Smythe yet the league worships Sid The Squid?That was the same sitch with Jagr/Mario.Lemieux was the savior yet Jagr did no right in the fans eyes.....history will repeat itself with Crosby/Malkin;except this time around.Malkin has more options.
  20. Jagrfan
    20. Posted by Jagrfan Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:31 pm EDT

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    WTF with the double posts?!
  21. Jagrfan
    21. Posted by Jagrfan Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:32 pm EDT

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    WTF with the double posts?!
  22. tmr
    22. Posted by tmr Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:47 pm EDT

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    @ cc...
    Wow. I'm impressed - really. Dude, you are deep. I can see how that definition seamlessly blends with hockey...perfection in the midst of pain...the heat of mortal combat on a frozen plane...the stick as an extension of one's soul...the goalie mask as a metaphor for the emotional walls that we build...yeah dude, I hear ya...
  23. Bettman's Nightmare
    23. Posted by Bettman's Nightmare Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:50 pm EDT

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    I think it's fair to say that what's funny isn't his ability to speak English, but rather his bouffant hair (hockey mullet 100x). That being said, anyone find it interesting that he wears #68 to commemorate Prague Spring, but plays for Putin's KHL?
  24. Das Schutzenfest
    24. Posted by Das Schutzenfest Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:08 pm EDT

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    @9
    I think, in the longrun, that he did hurt the Pens' chances at a couple of good potential Cup runs later on in the '90s. His talent was/ is amazing, so obviously the Pens did everything in their power to keep him. That included a lot; bringing in as many Czech-speaking players as they could find, making him the franchise guy, etc. They were right to do that, but Jagr gradually grew less and less happy until it pretty much brought the rest of the team to its knees. This went hand in hand with the Pens' finacial woes at the time, which of course made things worse. What really surprised me was Jagr's unhappiness continuing with LeMieux's return; that really showed me that he wanted to be the big chief, and resented playing second fiddle to Mario to the point of being a locker room spoiler. My point is that, when he had a real leader on the ice with him, Jagr was fantastic, but he could not shoulder that responsibility himself, and seemed to take it out on the organization and the fans, to a certain degree. Yeah, I was being a bit histrionic, and yes, maybe revisionist, but there were definitely years that the Pens had a great shot a Cup, but didn't really have the leadership to do it. I guess I fault Jagr for that more than I should. The whole "dying alive" thing really enraged me at the time. Also, his peanut butter was terrible.
  25. Das Schutzenfest
    25. Posted by Das Schutzenfest Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:12 pm EDT

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    @20
    You have no idea what you're talking about.

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