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This is simply one of the most fascinating video artifacts we've ever viewed on YouTube: Gary Bettman making his television debut as NHL commissioner, interviewed by the great Marv Albert on NBC during the 1992-93 All-Star Game in Montreal. It plays like an eerie prequel to the 16 years that followed.

Let's get to the most important issue first: The celebrity Gary Bettman most resembled back in 1993:

The choices are, from the left, Kevin Spacey in "The Ref"; an older Dirk "Starbuck/Face from The A-Team" Benedict; and Stanley Tucci in "Big Night."

As for the interview, it was interesting to hear his initial thoughts on issues trying to make hockey a national, rather than a regional, sport; and his take on the fighting issue ("I think we need to put the issue to rest once and for all."). Marv's indignant question about changing the conference names warmed our traditionalist hearts as much as Bettman's answer -- "It's worth thinking about" -- and knowing grin chilled them.

Perhaps the most interesting answer, on what his most difficult task in taking the job was:

"We need a collective bargaining agreement real quick with our players. We have one more season -- this season -- left on it and my goal is to get a new one as quickly and as quietly and cooperatively as I can with the players."

Yeah, about that.

Kudos to VintageDetroit, which earlier posted some classic Norris Division playoff clips from "Hockey Night in Canada." We're quite jealous of your VHS collection.

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  1. Duk
    1. Posted by 'Duk Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:19 am EDT

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    Look at that ****-eating grin when he talks about changing the conference and division names like we were all idiots for having those names in the first place. Honestly, I almost put my fist through my monitor.
  2. rmc235
    2. Posted by rmc235 Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:24 am EDT

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    So folks, when is the soonest we can get rid of this fella?
    Did the talk about changing the conference names anger people or was it welcomed by fans?
  3. CaptNorris5
    3. Posted by CaptNorris5 Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:26 am EDT

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    Wow, he was a little incompetent weasel then, and he's a little incompetent weasel now. Some things never change...
  4. CaptNorris5
    4. Posted by CaptNorris5 Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:27 am EDT

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    Ha, Wysh, that was almost my exact reaction. That little pecker makes my blood boil.
  5. Justin
    5. Posted by Justin Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:51 am EDT

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    And the League's just gone down the hopper from then... retrospect makes his utter failure even more glaring.
  6. Deker
    6. Posted by Deker Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:08 pm EDT

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    That was awesome seeing Jagr's huge teased-up mullet at the very end of the clip!!!
  7. MatthewK
    7. Posted by MatthewK Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:35 pm EDT

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    Bettman you loser! you've screwed up our game.
    http://www.FireBettman.com
  8. Seth Rorabaugh
    8. Posted by Seth Rorabaugh Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:49 pm EDT

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    Thank goodness they put the fight debate to rest all those many years ago... wait....
  9. MTL_WINGS
    9. Posted by MTL_WINGS Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:03 pm EDT

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    There are words that sometimes don't translate well into English and get the point across better than English. This is the case with Bettman. I've been looking for a while for the word that best describes him. I had to switch to French to get the perfect word for him. Crosseur. If you're from Quebec or speak French you'll know what I'm talking about.
    Crisse de Crosseur.
  10. Cousin Mose
    10. Posted by Cousin Mose Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:09 pm EDT

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    He looks like Steve Carrell as Michael Scott in The Office. And he still sucks.
  11. habs1rule
    11. Posted by habs1rule Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:10 pm EDT

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    Hey Buttman..."Just because the game is played on ice, doesnt mean its a Northern Sport"...Suck my battery supercharged Vibrator...
  12. habs1rule
    12. Posted by habs1rule Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:11 pm EDT

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    I never seen a dude get a Nose Job, and fifteen years later, the sh-it is Bigger..Guess they enlarged the wrong area!!
  13. Runnin up on ya !
    13. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 pm EDT

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    one more celeb look alike.
    Al Pacino in "Dog day afternoon"
  14. Curt S
    14. Posted by Curt S Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 pm EDT

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    @ Duk,
    Perhaps worse than his ****-eating grin is the fact that his voice sounds like his boyfriend made him laugh while swallowing and to this day there still appears to be "something" plugging his nose.
  15. habs1rule
    15. Posted by habs1rule Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:35 pm EDT

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    (Sniff0..Last days at Le Forum...Gosh, I miss that place..Alot!!
  16. Patrick
    16. Posted by Patrick Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:58 pm EDT

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    This man has been league commish for this long and it hasn't popped into any of the owners' minds that the league could have been so much more? The other major sports leagues in america, the NFL, MLB (even with all their controversy), the NBA, even the PGA and NASCAR have all found their niche and taken off due to (one would assume) strong leadership and good direction. Talk about the wrong way to do things....
  17. FreeBonds
    17. Posted by FreeBonds Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    You know, it's not like he's done everything wrong since he's been in power. The game has grown into different regions, and that's starting to pay off with prospects coming from areas of the country they've never come from before. And as far as the division/conference names go: who cares? I always thought they were confusing to the general public. The trophies are still named after Wales and Campbell, so what's the problem?
    Look, Bettman isn't the best commish ever, that's clear. The lockout nearly killed the sport, and he comes across as a weasel most of the time. But, it's getting old to just hate Bettman and yell about it all the time. Give it a rest!
  18. Garth the Hoser
    18. Posted by Garth the Hoser Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    Most resembles early Kevin Spacey when his orienta.....mannerisms were more obvious.
    It's not old to point out that under Bettwoman's leadership the players have been twice locked out, the league has expanded to markets with about 11,000 hockey fans, two Canadian cities lost their teams because he facilitated their carpet-bagging owners' sales when local politicians refused to be @n@l-r@ped for free arenas, he's welcomed owners who don't have enough money to operate a rotisserie hockey team, he keeps introducing "innovations" like that abominable shootout that make hockey nearly as g@y as basketball or soccer, he neglects to do anything about the worst officiating in professional sports (and I include wrestling), he's never been accountable to media or fans....
    Need I go on, OhComeOn? Or am I confusing you? Jeebus, what's so d@mn hard about remembering "Adams Division?"
  19. Fox
    19. Posted by Fox Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    I think he looks more like Travelocity's Roaming Gnome.
    @Garth: how is Bettman more responsible for the Nordiques moving than, say, the Whale?
  20. Geoff D
    20. Posted by Geoff D Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:10 pm EDT

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    cmon man he's SO count chocula.
  21. jpkkkk
    21. Posted by jpkkkk Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:34 pm EDT

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    lol I've been saying he and Kevin Spacey were twins seperated at birth for years.
  22. EM
    22. Posted by EM Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:44 pm EDT

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    Get rid of those "confusing" division names... FAIL.
  23. larry p
    23. Posted by larry p Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:30 pm EDT

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    gary bettman should quit for the sake of hockey !! he should go to work for vince mcmann of the w.w.e. for the way games were called this year it was very clearly that bettman is gay for crosby he really wanted his boy to win so they won . wow the n.h.l. is like the w.w.e. prescripted!! bettman just quit u suck!!!!
  24. WingeyDo
    24. Posted by WingeyDo Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:37 pm EDT

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    @17 Oh, come on:
    Look Crosby, we know it's you...
  25. stlhockey
    25. Posted by stlhockey Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    I thought it was an urban legend that Buttman purposely
    sought out to destroy the league with premeditated plans.
    The video is spooky-scary!

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