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Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:41 am EDT

Video: Alexander Ovechkin seeks wife and/or 'temple of poetry'

By Greg Wyshynski

This rather disturbing (and hilarious) Alexander Ovechkin clip was unearthed by Tuvanhillbilly and sent to us by Japers' Rink. It appears to be from some sort of Russian comedy show (we think) in which Ovechkin openly asks for ... well, a wife. Or a woman who, in his words, would make him "fall on my knees and say, 'You are my temple of Poetry.'" Oh, one of those.

The video also involves a tour of Ovie's house in the D.C. area, his vow to father no more than 10 children, his frolicking under a giant pink elephant and at least one midget.

Also, Ovechkin gives out all but two digits of his cell phone number in order for his future wife to contact him ... or for someone else to call him at 2:30 a.m. pretending to be Danny Briere.

We usually don't like to dedicate multiple posts to the same subject on the same morning. But it's not our fault Ovechkin decided to endorse the deification of Michael Phelps and show his "Soviet Red" underwear on Russian television. We report ... you attempt to get these images unburned from your memory.

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  1. btumpak
    1. Posted by btumpak Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    this is very creepy.
    why did they cut to a fat woman when talking about the US women?
  2. lyle s
    2. Posted by lyle s Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    i can swear i saw ovechkin as an extra in the movie 10,000 bc
  3. EGAR!
    3. Posted by EGAR! Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    What the hell was the point of the midget?
  4. Wyshynski
    4. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ EGAR! --
    I used to ask the same thing about Kid Rock before, you know, the tragedy.
  5. theonlydoublej
    5. Posted by theonlydoublej Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    god i love this man
  6. Duk
    6. Posted by 'Duk Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    "They say hello, I say hey, next thing you know they say rape."
  7. Sombrero Guy
    7. Posted by Sombrero Guy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    The midget is apparently one of the show's co-hosts.
  8. Wrap Around Curl
    8. Posted by Wrap Around Curl Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    It's always Ovie Time.
  9. Wyshynski
    9. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ Duk --
    You sir are my temple of poetry.
  10. Hyphen
    10. Posted by Hyphen Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    The fat woman photo was hilarious lol. This just goes to prove my theory: Ovie would be one hell of a guy to hang out with.
    Mad props to Joe C. No friend of Kid Rock has ever been more tossable.
  11. Rhonda
    11. Posted by Rhonda Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    Trying again
    Dear God,
    Just how much *kitty cat* does one man need?
  12. Adam Jones
    12. Posted by Adam Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    "Temple of Poetry."
    Stone.
    Pimp.
  13. lyle s
    13. Posted by lyle s Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 pm EDT

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    #6duk.....absolutely the funniest thing ive read in months!!!!!! aaaahahahaha....oh man whew, kudos x 10!! cheers
  14. OOO
    14. Posted by OOO Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I guess this means he dumped the girl he met on the internet?
  15. kaspar_11
    15. Posted by kaspar_11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    I don't even like Ovie that much (yes, he's a talented hockey player, one of the best, I get this) and I thought this was hilarious ... but still creepy. Wyshynski, did you try calling him yet?
    Can you really say classy when you are showing your underwear?
  16. trav c
    16. Posted by trav c Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    Wat does he need a new girlfriend for??? Didnt he just bring Igor Larionov's daughter to the NHL awards dinner like 2 months ago? If she wasnt good enough for him nobody is.
  17. Jimmy Jazz
    17. Posted by Jimmy Jazz Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    Yikes. It kind of reminds me Zoolander.
  18. Sombrero Guy
    18. Posted by Sombrero Guy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    I think this clip was from before last season, or something
  19. Sombrero Guy
    19. Posted by Sombrero Guy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Yup. definitely old. He's not missing the tooth he lost last season.
  20. Wyshynski
    20. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    Yeah, last Sept. from what I understand Sombrero.
  21. Doncosmic
    21. Posted by Doncosmic Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    I'm real temted to just show up at his house someday when he's in the country. There are only about 7-8 houses in that subdivision so it can't be that hard to find, though why someone would pay $2 million for one of them I can't understand, I hope that includes all the stuff he added indoors. Of course he bought that house before his new contract, maybe now its time for him to move out to Great Falls so he can be buy Gil and his $ 1 million pool
  22. ruezilla
    22. Posted by ruezilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT

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    5 or 10 kids? Definitely a Hat Trick! lmao

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