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Puck Daddy started publishing on Yahoo! Sports in April, at the cusp of a very entertaining Stanley Cup playoffs that provided enough controversy, frivolity and drama to fill an entire season. Little did we know the rest of the year would provide so much more, and with much greater quantities of absurdity. It certainly helps when you hold a Gary Bettman reader art contest.

Here's a (sloppy) second look at 2008, featuring the work of Wyshynski, Leahy, McKeon, Romig, Chesnokov and a slew of others. Thanks to everyone who made it fun.

Story of the Year: "It's Puck Daddy's fault some dude wants to sue Detroit over dead octopus tossing." Patrick Greene of San Antonio never cared about hockey in his sad, sad life before reading our coverage of the NHL's war on octopus twirling at Detroit Red Wings home games; which motivated him to attempt to sue the NHL, the Wings and the City of Detroit for "abuse" of dead octopi tossed on the ice, based on the 1982 Michigan Bodies of Dead Animals Act. A judge quickly tossed the case, claiming it was "on its face, totally implausible, frivolous and devoid of merit." Really? 

Honorable Mention: "What if 30 seconds of cats meowing and babies crying wins the Hockey Night in Canada song contest?" ... The desecration of the Rocky statue in Philadelphia by Penguins and Canadiens fans ... Sean Avery said something about something or other ... The Anaheim Ducks' AHL affiliate is named after meat ... Kris Draper's kid uses the Stanley Cup as a potty ... Oops, you got your vice presidential politics in my hockey!

Video of the Year: "Def Leppard's adventure with the Stanley Cup." Because they thought it was 1987, the NHL invited Def Leppard to play an Opening Night concert in Detroit. Lead singer Joe Elliott redefined embarrassment when he was handed the Stanley Cup on stage and proceeded to place the Holy Grail upside-down on a pedestal. Not as cringe-inducing as "Let's Get Rocked" ... but close.

Honorable Mention: "Video evidence of Slovakia's 82-0 victory over Bulgaria" ... "The unofficial Henrik Zetterberg hip-hop slow jam tribute" (a.k.a. "Snipe, Snipe) ... The NHL finally figures out what makes for a good commercial  ... Milan Lucic makes it rain glass ... Massive college hockey brawl, including the goalies ...

Satire and Snark of the Year: Our "honoring" Chris Pronger contest. The winner: "Chris Pronger: A player whose high level of performance helps you forget how big a dillweed he can be. -- by Brad Lee."

Honorable Mention: "Casting the ‘Sean Avery: Adventures of a Vogue Intern' movie" ... "Pittsburgh Penguins: The Stanley Cup Musical" ... Our glorious collection of NHL political propaganda.

Media Bird-Doggin' of the Year: "Why your newspaper doesn't cover the NHL." With shrinking sections and dwindling manpower, the only way it could have been worse for U.S. newspapers this year is if they made cars or co-starred in Christian Slater television action/comedies. Sigh; if only their editors didn't loathe hockey so much.

Honorable Mention: Replacing Barry Melrose at ESPN. Before, you know, he sort of replaced himself ... Hockey Night in Canada reporter and writer Elliotte Friedman's fantastic dissenting opinion on the Edmonton Oilers v. blogger controversy.

Honest-To-Goodness Reporting and Analysis of the Year: "Puck Daddy chats with Mike Commodore about that photo." When a photo of Columbus Blue Jackets defenseman Mike Commodore wearing nothing but black boxer briefs and covering himself in $100 bills hit the Web, we interviewed the sexy beast about how and why the hell it happened.

Honorable Mention: After Ted Leonsis took on Ross McKeon over the idea of Washington Capitals "contraction," we tackled all angles of the controversy ... Inside the Caps' glam rock music video shoot ... The NHL explains how it hunted down fake all-star votes from Montreal Canadiens fans ... How the Winter Classic was marketed ... The NHL challenges the NBA for arena popularity supremacy. 

The Best in Guest Blogging: "Matt Bradley, Washington Capitals: 5 ways I'd change the NHL." No. 5 on Bradley's list: "I automatically get to play on Alex Ovechkin's line every game."

Honorable Mention: All of those who participated in the "5 Ways I'd Change the NHL" special series ... Some of our more scathing playoff eulogies, like JP on the Flyers and PPP on the Habs ... Kat Carroll reveals why it's OK to root for both rival teams.

The Year in Lists: "Honoring hockey's greatest commercial pitchmen." There was a time in our lives before we saw Lanny MacDonald in a garish sweater selling Apollo Mufflers. We just don't remember it.

Honorable Mention: Our gallery of embarrassingly awful bobblehead dolls ... Puck Daddy's hastily graded free-agent frenzy report card.

The Year in High Fashion: "What the hell is growing on Jagr's face?" KHL superstar Jaromir Jagr's playoff beard was either a flavor saver, a Fro-hawk or a squirrel's tail.

Honorable Mention: "The Art of the Stanley Cup Playoff Beard" ... A ruthless critique of Alyssa Milano's NHL fashions for women ... The NHL's new third jerseys caused a stir, like those for the Hurricanes and Thrashers ... Detroit man dresses in Lions gear, touches Stanley Cup and chants "Crosby" to jinx Penguins.

Interviews of the Year: Alexander Semin disses Sidney Crosby. What hasn't already been said about Dmitry Chesnokov's landmark interview with Semin? Other than that we really, really hope he plays against the Penguins the next time they face Washington.

Honorable Mention: Talking hockey and movies with Red Bank's own Kevin Smith ... "Love Guru" star Romany Malco thinks the NHL is filled with "Brad Pitts" that the NHL should market to the ladies ... Rick Nash talks video games, Columbus Blue Jackets and Harold and Kumar ... Brett Leonhardt's 10 minutes of NHL goalie fame ... Florida Panthers' forward David Booth would like to kill a bear ... Dave "The Hammer" Schultz broke down old fight clips on YouTube for us.

Art of the Year: Commissioner Gary Bettman and his 231 portraits in heroism. Our epic reader contest that re-imagined the Commish as everything from Aquaman to Moses (above) to Lara Croft.

Honorable Mention: Finally, as long as we're talking works of art: Paulina Gretzky. Being the all-time leading NHL scorer and the man responsible for a golf-playing, mini-Jenna Jameson? Quite the life, Gretz. Quite the life:

More Y! Sports year of the blog posts: The Y! Sports Blogs (general), Shutdown Corner (NFL), Big League Stew (MLB), Ball Don't Lie (NBA), Dr. Saturday (NCAAF), The Dagger (NCAAB), From the Marbles (NASCAR), Devil Ball (golf) and Cage Writer (MMA)

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  1. Ch M
    1. Posted by Ch M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Good thing that you didn't post the Commodore pic between the two Paulina pics because that would have been just plain wrong.
    Awesome year Wysh, looking forward to the next 12 months of PDaddy.
  2. Bubbabanjo
    2. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Ya know................mini-Jenna sez ir right! What a babe. Gretzky musta been a saint in his last life to get the ride he has had in this one! What a lucky S.O.B.!!!! Can we get some Man Show vid of her on a tramp in a nightie?
    WTF is that on Jagrs yap?!?!?!????? Looks like he was goin down on Don King for gads sake!!
    But Wyshynski your own Frakenstien monster creation of the Gary B. Portraits was the years best. Freakin hilarious.
    And for that you dont stink!
  3. Wilf
    3. Posted by Wilf Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    *still waiting for MIke Commodore to approve my facebook friend request*
    *gonna happen any minute now*
  4. Wilf
    4. Posted by Wilf Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    Also, I was hoping for a category for BAD TIE-IN MERCHANDISE, which presumably would be awarded to that ebayed Red Wings-themed golf cart, signed by the 2008 Cup winners and wanna-be winner Marian Hossa, upon which our own Jon A confessed he spread copious amounts of his genetic material.
    Those were good times.
  5. joe h
    5. Posted by joe h Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Holy Paulina Gretzky!
  6. Wrap Around Curl
    6. Posted by Wrap Around Curl Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    No Wysh, not hentai!
  7. Scotty G
    7. Posted by Scotty G Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT

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    its takes a blog and a half to get me to go back and read the majority of the previous posts when i first stumbled across this
    great job all around
    PS- Commodore should regrow his 'fro
  8. puck it dano
    8. Posted by puck it dano Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Kings had Paulina sing the national anthem last Friday when PHX (and Daddy) were in town... not a stellar moment... but she is cute in person...
  9. Villain85
    9. Posted by Villain85 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Paulina Gretzky has one bangin' body! But really, is it just me or does her face resemble the Great One just a little too much? The left picture of her is the same look Wayne gets just before he flips out on the Cyotes bench.
    Kinda weird... but I'd still do her. Might have to be from behind though... redefine the term "Gretzky's Office".
  10. Sobu
    10. Posted by Sobu Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    Wow, I posted on this long ago...
    This explains why I already had a name when I started poasting on this a couple months ago. I just thought Yahoo was being really nice to me.
  11. Tuo
    11. Posted by Tuo Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:27 pm EDT

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    You forgot the story about how you came up with that fantastic headshot; about how you dressed your dog with sunglasses and a cigar for a funny picture at a family party, and that's when it hit you..
  12. Reverend Woodrow Morris
    12. Posted by Reverend Woodrow Morris Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    "Go For It, Jews" just never gets old. Ever.
  13. Myke Hunt
    13. Posted by Myke Hunt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    Wayne hit the back of the net on that one.
    I wonder if Semenko or McSorley would pound you if tried to put a glove on her.
  14. carl_vs_mastershake
    14. Posted by carl_vs_mastershake Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    REALLY those were your top stories?!?!? Interviews of the Year: Alexander Semin disses Sidney Crosby. NICE, Everything else FAIL.
  15. Sobu
    15. Posted by Sobu Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    That poor Bulgarian goalie. She got scored on by more hockey players than Elisha Cuthbert.
  16. Bubbabanjo
    16. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    2-fer slam of the year.....................Sobu!
  17. Booman
    17. Posted by Booman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    semin is right about crosby. crosby isnt anything special just an average player who is marketed by the league to be some one hes not. he gets special treatment on the ice too which pads his stats. and besides all he does is get assists which are no where near as hard as goals are to get. crosby is an average skater and has a weak shot. only thing crosby does above average is pass. only reason he gets 100 points a season is because hes on a high scoring no defense team and he plays 1 way hockey and doenst care enough to come back and help his team. he never blocks a shot. and ive seen him play he doenst fore check either. he takes cheap shots thats it. its much much harder to score goals and its harder to play 2 way hockey like zetterburg and datsyuk and do. if zetterburg and datsyuk and for example played 1 way selfish hockey like crosby does they would all be 100 point players easily. and i guarantee they would have more goals.
  18. Death by Leafs
    18. Posted by Death by Leafs Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    ~~~~MISSING AWARD~~~~
    Sarah Spain of the Year: Sarah Spain.
    Tsk, tsk Wysh. How could you forget the most important award of the season?
  19. ibleedorangeandblack
    19. Posted by ibleedorangeandblack Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    Sobu...absolutely hilarious! well done...
    btw i couldnt even read the flyers eulogy. JP is a douche
  20. Hans Gruber
    20. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    I bet Panger oils up his bald head and rubs it all over Dave Schraders body. He probably wishes it was Steve Levy, "Go for it Jews."
  21. Justin
    21. Posted by Justin Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Missing award: "Donkey Punch of the Year".
    If Betty was uncomfortable describing what "sloppy seconds" is to his daughter, I'd love to have heard him explain why it's ok to punch a man in the jimmy from behind as the third man in.
  22. DON_DOC_IN
    22. Posted by DON_DOC_IN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    Gotta love the front page photo for 2008. The collage is well done. It shows all the champions from the past year. Well not all the Champs. Instead of following the other sports and showing a pic of the Champions, yahoo forces another Sindy Crosby picture on us. C'mon already............Since when do we look back on the "year that was" and feature the runner ups? The Celts, Phillies, LSU, Tiger Woods, etc....are all present. Where are the 2008 Stanley Cup Champs? Exactly, Nowhere! Hell, Brock Lesnar even made the Amazing Stories photo..... Of course it is no big deal, but just annoying. The Kid will eventually win something, then post her face everywhere.
  23. MONKEY MAN
    23. Posted by MONKEY MAN Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    I agree with dr. detroit.
    We see more than enough of Crosby.
    The winter classic last year was perfect in every way, EXCEPT FOR HIM SCORING.
    I've been trying to erase that smug look from my memory for 364 days now. thanks yahoo.
  24. psmoker43
    24. Posted by psmoker43 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:20 pm EDT

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