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A day hasn't gone by since the start of the playoffs when we haven't thought, "Damn, yo, when is someone going to bust out a hip-hop slow jam tribute to Henrik Zetterberg of the Detroit Red Wings to the tune of R. Kelly's 'Ignition?'"

Thanks to Eric905, via YouTube, our wait is finally over. This track is filled with awkward lyrics, bad flow and about 300 uses of the word "snipe." We pretty much love it more than $8 beer in the cheap seats.

Sample prose:

"This is a remix to Zetters/
While I'm rocking his sweater/
He be scoring them goals/
Making them wish they were better/
Sippin' on champagne/
Won the championship game/
This guy's friggin sick/
Hope you remember his name."

Eventually, this sweet homage turns into a bizarre rant aimed at Sidney Crosby and the rest of the Penguins, claiming that Zetterberg will win the Conn Smythe over "Mr. RBK 87" and, amazingly, will win the Norris Trophy as well. Oh, and the Vezina. And he's better than Chuck Norris. Really, this may be our favorite hip-hop hockey song since "Go/Go Go Go/Go Habs Go/Go."

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  1. Dominic L
    1. Posted by Dominic L Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    HAHA Awesome! GO WINGS!!! Bring home another cup!!!
  2. Danbo
    2. Posted by Danbo Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    WOW... that was horrible! Although Zetterberg and the Wings DO rule!!! GO WINGS!!!
  3. Butt Pirate
    3. Posted by Butt Pirate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    It's not prose, its poetry.
  4. Ben
    4. Posted by Ben Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    That was so bad it was great.
  5. Andrew
    5. Posted by Andrew Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:56 pm EDT

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    kinda cool kinda...frightening
    go wings!!!!!!
  6. choadius
    6. Posted by choadius Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    I love this kinda stuff. Lol @ snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe. Haha. I'm a Pens fan and it made me laugh. BTW, Detroit is way behind Pittsburgh in funny songs. Get crackin' doods. :-)
  7. Smallie
    7. Posted by Smallie Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    i hope the guy you wrote this died shortly after of a fatel heart attack
  8. jim b
    8. Posted by jim b Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    thats has to be the worst so called hockey song EVER.this guy should not quit is day job...whatever the HELL is.
  9. Dacman
    9. Posted by Dacman Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    Wings rule, Crosby is a punk!!!!
  10. 9
    10. Posted by 9 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Apparently, music being the universal language was not in this chump's upbringing...
  11. nickeddy
    11. Posted by nickeddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    smallie wow you hope the guys dies over a song are you W#$^#%&#
    and fatel wow you cant die of a non fatal heart attach wow amazing
  12. nickeddy
    12. Posted by nickeddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    attack...
  13. MACHINE
    13. Posted by MACHINE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    #11 for the wingsfckn a..and crosbys a doucefckn bag like pronger...............................
  14. bullocks
    14. Posted by bullocks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    He will win the Conn Smythe if the Wings win.
  15. Yooper Wing
    15. Posted by Yooper Wing Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    Wow.... That was truly horrible. Haha!!!
  16. gbrobagelman
    16. Posted by gbrobagelman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Okay, I am now sufficiently motivated to give up my computer.................
  17. North
    17. Posted by North Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    gbrobagelman
    if this makes u wana give up your computer then ur a tard because theres much worst of the internet
    smallie
    get a life kid i know all u do is look at sport comments and see when u can make a comment that makes ur sad life complete, yet theres going be no comment that will make ur little sad life complete so go talk to ur "friends" or enemies in "real life" and see what they say cuz you must be super cool to talk trash on the internet. also i just relized "hope the guy you wrote this died". shows that ur some 10 year old kids with nothing better to do, give tghe people of the world a favour, go back to school and learn some grammer, spelling and get some friends
  18. North
    18. Posted by North Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    jim b
    u dont have a job, so u cant say "quit his day job". if u have a job i would like proof because i really dont believe you, if ur lookin thro things to post on yahoo sports then u dont have a job
  19. JT Scrubs
    19. Posted by JT Scrubs Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Anyone remember Filter's "Hey Man Nice Shot" with Red Wings in game commentary laid into it?
  20. ojibway
    20. Posted by ojibway Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    hey north,
    i think it is time for you to get a life buddy, and maybe work on your grammer as well while your at it!
  21. okami_says_puckoff
    21. Posted by okami_says_puckoff Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:44 pm EDT

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    The Filter thing is on YouTube...it's greatness. This is...lol..funny, which I think was the intent. So...hey...what ya gonna do....*dances*
  22. buds in ?
    22. Posted by buds in ? Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    this stinks like a dog coil in 90-degree heat
  23. Aiden Helene
    23. Posted by Aiden Helene Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:04 pm EDT

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    Hahaha, that's a terrible song but at least he got one thing right. Zetterberg did win the Conn Smythe over Crosby. Good call sir.......just don't make anymore songs.

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