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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:06 pm EST

The dangers of popping implants in reality show hockey

By Greg Wyshynski

Like all VH1 reality dating programs, Poison lead singer Bret Michaels's "Rock of Love Bus" has its train-wreck charms.

Many of them were on display recently in an episode that featured a hockey-themed challenge, in which teams of buxom (and, one imagines, Botoxed) women hit the ice to score with a plastic baby doll, while being defended by the University of Illinois women's ice hockey team (in its proudest moment) and a scary redhead.

The competition took a turn for the painful in its finale, when one of Bret's busty blonde paramours (above right) fell face-first on the ice and feared she had, in her native tongue, "popper her frickin' implant."

The VH1 video player doesn't seem all that Yahoo!-friendly, so please head over to the "Rock of Love Bus" site to view the clip. (Apologies for the advertising pop-ups and such.) As you'll see, the young lady who fell on the ice is confronted by medical workers and doesn't know what type of breast implants she has surgically placed inside her own body.

We'd love to break down the rest of the segment's clips, but this one nearly destroyed our faith in humanity -- but please, enjoy the moment when one of the girls has her belly-ring ripped out. Luckily, Wrap Around Curl has a review of this hockey-centric "Love Bus" episode titled  "I do not advise playing hockey in hookercouture." As she wrote: "Really, Sean Avery should have cameo'd on this epi of Rock of Love. But I think even he has standards."

H/T to Puck Daddy commenter Ch. M for all of it.

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  1. Bubbabanjo
    1. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Wow..........this is a reoccuring dream that I have. Wow.................
    Wyshynski you are the Jesus of hockey blog-u-lators. Amen.
  2. Jon A
    2. Posted by Jon A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    Who woulda guessed Bubba would be first on this one.
  3. Wrap Around Curl
    3. Posted by Wrap Around Curl Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    I know more about Rock of Love than I really should.
  4. books
    4. Posted by books Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    Great there goes hockey's reputation...one popped implant and one belly button ring ripped out...everybody is going to start thinking hockey's a violent game. Oh..and shouldn't a popped implant be described as an upper body injury?
  5. BreAnn
    5. Posted by BreAnn Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    Too bad it can't be shown outside of the US. Guess I will have to wait til it comes to Canadian tv to see it. I've seen parts of that show and its one train wreck after another, alot like I love New York and Flav of Love.
  6. Tom
    6. Posted by Tom Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:01 pm EDT

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    hockey has already been on the hot seat for fighting, now implant popping?! Whats next? I don't wanna think about it
  7. Blackcapricorn
    7. Posted by Blackcapricorn Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Sadly I watched this episode the other day. It was both wonderful and horrible mixing hockey into this train wreck and yet, I can't look away.
  8. Sobu
    8. Posted by Sobu Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    Now that's a way to cushion the fall during a fight. Ken Campbell, I think I have your solution to fighting deaths!
  9. MoltarRocks
    9. Posted by MoltarRocks Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:15 pm EDT

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    I guess this means Sean Avery doesn't want Brett Michael's sloppy seconds.
  10. The Great One
    10. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Worst
  11. The Great One
    11. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Topic
  12. The Great One
    12. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    Ever.
  13. tmr
    13. Posted by tmr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    Yeah, but is it a four minute penalty if you pop an implant...and do you have to show the silicone to the ref as proof?
  14. beer_man_beer_here
    14. Posted by beer_man_beer_here Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    If you watch closely one of the girls actually sprains her vagina...Kind of like Crosby when he was injured earlier this season...
  15. J H
    15. Posted by J H Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:56 pm EDT

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    Pierre McGuire has called for an end to checking in hockey to forestall future funbag-related injuries.
  16. Tito "TD" O'Dell
    16. Posted by Tito "TD" O'Dell Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    @ Wysh
    There appears to be a Viacom spy in our midst. Wrap Around Curl was hit with a misconduct for copyright infringment "within like five minutes" of your link.
    I'm thinking it's ol' Les.
    Not that anyone needs any further incentive to lynch him, Reginald Denny style....
  17. ctapbts
    17. Posted by ctapbts Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OMG beer_man now that's funny right there...I don't care who ya are.... LOL CRosby...lol I'll help her pop the other one so she's balanced ..... These "reality" shows are pathetic.... they should all be replaced with educational programing (not influenced by the left wing commies) so we as a country can become smart enough not to elect a pesident as sorry as the one we now have... Don't blame me I didn't vote for the BS slinger
  18. Wyshynski
    18. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ Huet'nt the only Game in Town --
    I know. It's the dangers of this gig -- we used to be able to get away with so much more before we had to start wearing a tie to the rec room beer cap table. Sigh.
  19. ask me
    19. Posted by ask me Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    c'mon ctapbts.....this is a hockey blog, not politics. head over to anne coulter's website and high five your fellow republicans....don't bring that stuff on here. i want to read about hockey, not washington (unless you're talking about the caps)
  20. Tito "TD" O'Dell
    20. Posted by Tito "TD" O'Dell Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    @ Wysh
    I was already jealous of you guys for having a TV in your office....
  21. ~jai~
    21. Posted by ~jai~ Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    Awwww poor Melissa, it's so hard to remember your name AND what kind of implants you have!
    @Wysh- Come on damnit, Lacey's hair is more pink then red... us redheads always get a bad rap!
  22. Tito "TD" O'Dell
    22. Posted by Tito "TD" O'Dell Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    Question:
    Who looks more manly if you were, say, casting a beer commercial?
    Jeremy Roenick or Anne Coulter?

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