May 05, 2008
Back in March, when we were the purveyors of fun in that wretched hive of scum and villainy known as Deadspin's NHL Closer, we discussed the burgeoning relationship between hottie actress Elisha Cuthbert and new hockey beau, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Well, Hollywood Tuna has posted some pictures of the couple "oot and aboot" as they say up nord, and The Big Lead and FanHouse are both celebrating the public unveiling of this new hockey royalty. (One can only take so much Willa "Ford" Modano.) Our friend Margee from SportSquee has a great review of Elisha's puck bunny past, making us wonder if going from a near-engagement to Sean Avery to dating a lunkhead who leaves his unlocked (and soon-to-be-stolen) SUV running while he's making a Starbucks run is a bit of a lateral movie. Since the photo to the right is a little paltry for our tastes, here's a delightful history of Elisha's Maxim magazine photoshoots.