Fri Sep 10 01:02pm EDT
Have you ever wondered if there was a way to combine your love of professional hockey with the douche-tastic look of the Ed Hardy-wearing meathead who forces your favorite pub to keep restocking its Red Bull?
Well, wonder no more, thanks to the NHL Fan Ink Tattoo Sleeve! From Shop NHL, aka the gift that keeps on giving:
Lots of fans say they wear their hearts on their sleeves, but who actually does it? Now you can with this NHL® team Tattoo Sleeve from Fan Ink®. It features a nylon construction and is decorated with colorful team graphics. It can also be worn with your favorite polo or t-shirt.
"It can also be worn …" wait, were they assuming the buyer would wear this tattoo sleeve sans shirt? Because they sell fake tattoo sleeves for both Buffalo and Minnesota, so … gross.
There are currently only 19 teams with fake tats on Shop NHL. Among the missing in action are the Montreal Canadiens, because the sleeves are likely flammable, and the New Jersey Devils, because their fans already look like this.
Stick-tap to Slanch Report, and Puck Buddies Mike C. and John F.