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(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn't technically end until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we've had nine NHL seasons and one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it's time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark freely in the comments.)

It's been an exciting and confusing 10 years for NHL fashion, and not just because hockey fans' Jersey Fouls have become the subject of academic discourse on blogs.

First, the NHL welcomed three expansion franchises with their own distinct looks: The Atlanta Thrashers (1999-2000), the Columbus Blue Jackets (2000-01) and the Minnesota Wild (2000-01). Two of those franchises are represented in the lists below.

In 2007, the Reebok EDGE Uniform System revolutionized the hockey sweater with a sleeker design, less water retention and more flexibility. They've continued to evolve, although not to the point where the hideous piping seen on jerseys like those of the Florida Panthers has been phased out.

The introduction of the RBK Edge sweaters caused a momentary interruption in the League's third jersey program, but it was back in full force later in the decade with a slew of "retro" and "heritage" jerseys. Among the best: The Calgary Flames, Buffalo Sabres and New York Islanders dipping back into the 1980s; and the Winter Classic sweaters of the Penguins and the Blackhawks.

There were plenty of hits ... and while none of them reached the pinnacle of awful that was the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Wild Wing jersey from the 1990s, there were plenty of misses, too.

Here are the 5 Best, followed by the 5 Worst, NHL Jerseys of the Last Decade. Please suggest your own, or debate our picks, in the comments.

First, a disclaimer: The jerseys had to debut during the 2000s, and there was more weight given to reinvention than recollection. In other words, we were most interested in teams that went in bold new directions rather than ones that slapped a commemorative patch on a previously worn sweater - with one obvious exception.

The 5 Best NHL Jerseys of the 2000s are as follows:

5. Edmonton Oilers

Designed by "Spawn" creator, comic book artist and then-part-owner of the Oilers Todd McFarlane, these jerseys were like a modern remake of a classic film that dazzles critics but alienates some audiences. McFarlane's Web site explained his artistic vision in 2001, when the sweaters debuted:

Though the new logo is bold, dynamic and industrially modern, it's rooted in respect for the traditions of hockey's past. The new design's key element - the oil drop - is taken from the original Oilers logo. The five rivets encircling the oil drop represent the five Stanley Cups the team has won since its 1979 National Hockey League debut. The 10 gear teeth (five each on both the inner and outer rings) represent each of the Oilers' 10 team captains, who include such legends as Wayne Gretzky and Mark Messier.

It was bold, and perhaps too bold: By the end of the decade, the Oilers had course-corrected back to the classic orange and blue of the 1980s championship teams as a third jersey. If anything, the color scheme was more impressive than McFarlane's logo design, which looked sharp but not necessarily iconic. 

4. Washington Capitals

Like the Pittsburgh Penguins earlier in the decade, the Washington Capitals upgraded a classic look after entering the 2000s with a pedestrian group of sweaters. The piping, the alternative logo and the colors all worked, helping to spark a "Rock The Red" campaign the fans embraced ... even if the white jerseys look ridiculously better than the home reds.

3. NHL All-Star Game Jerseys, 2003

These sweaters from the game held in Sunrise, Fla. are a reminder that simplicity is never a bad thing. The first all-star game since 1997 to feature the Eastern Conference vs. the Western Conference, the jerseys had some really sharp features: Numbers on the waistline; team logos and country of origin flags on the shoulders; and an NHL logo on the front that would resemble the "NHL 2.0" logo the League adopted after the lockout.

2. St. Louis Blues

For a franchise that once created a third jersey so wretched that Mike Keenan banned the team from wearing it, this 2008 model was widely celebrated as one of the most well-conceived and aesthetically pleasing alternate sweaters in recent NHL history. It incorporated the iconography of the St. Louis Gateway Arch while still prominently displaying the Blue Note logo. Solid stuff ... if not exactly original. Which brings us to:

1. Minnesota Wild

The Wild's initial jerseys were striking, especially the all-green look of their solid sweaters. But this third jersey that debuted in 2003-04 remains perhaps the most successful in League history in concept and execution. The colors are spot-on, the design is iconic and it was eventually adopted by the team as its home jersey later in the decade. Often imitated, never duplicated.

Speaking of never duplicated, let's home none of these ever are: The 5 Worst Jerseys of the 2000s.

5. Atlanta Thrashers

A random quilt-like patchwork surrounding a giant number where a logo should be, these 2008 third jerseys were quickly reviled by fans around the League. Our initial take stands:

The font on the front of the jersey is still pretty snappy, but its quirky design emphasizes the "T" and "R" while de-emphasizing the "H" in "Thrashers"; the result is a subtle and unfortunate optical trick that pushes the eye to see "Trashers."

Please keep in mind these maroon and gold jerseys debuted while Atlanta was attempting to establish "Blueland" as a marketing rallying cry for fans in their arena.

4. NHL All-Star Game, 2000-2001

An unbalanced, unsightly design whiff that looked like the template for a better jersey. The colors are OK, but it's a completely forgettable jersey for a game whose threads are made for collectors. Five-year-old Colorado Avalanche fan Brandon Barban, moments after this photo was taken: "Your jerseys suck. Oh, and nice hair, Sakic ..."

3. Buffalo Sabres

An angry cashew. Donald Trump's hair. A possessed chipmunk. The Sabres' 2006 decision to completely revamp their uniforms for the second time in 10 years was met with widespread anger, universal scorn and inexplicably high merchandise sales (go figure). Sabres fans continue to fight the good fight against the "Buffaslug," including the blog Sabres, Not Slugs that is "dedicated to eliminating one of the worst logos on professional sports."

2. Dallas Stars

When these third jerseys debuted in 2003, the Stars offered the following justification for the look:

"The new logo depicts a constellation of individual stars aligning to form an unstoppable force of nature, a charging bull. Get it? A constellation of stars aligning to form an unstoppable force? "

That celestial reasoning did nothing for most Stars fans, whose intense loathing the of jerseys was immediate.

But the reason they're the second-worst jersey of the last decade is simple: It's because at no point during the market research for this new sweater did the Stars realize their logo was a diagram of the female reproductive organs, from the uterus to the fallopian tubes. Needless to say, the fans did.

In Men's Vogue, Sean Avery(notes) labeled these as the worst hockey jerseys of all time. Let it never be said the man doesn't know his fashion. 

1. Montreal Canadiens

If you don't believe these are the worst jerseys of the last decade, you're either under the influence of hallucinogens or a professional barber.

Worn as part of the Habs' centennial celebration, these throwbacks to the 1912-1913 team from the National Hockey Association were reintroduced last season and the laughter was deafening. Based on the fan reaction, they should have put the words "Epic Fail" inside of the leaf on the front.

(Oh, and the Habs rocking a sweater with a Maple Leaf on the front is a fail, in and of itself.)

We offered a meek defense after their debut:

Sure, they look like men's beachwear from the 1800s. Yes, they less resemble a hockey sweater than something you'd lick in the Wonka factory. But forget, for a moment, that the Canadiens already have an iconic sweater they wear every game -- pretend this was the only jersey they skate out in. Isn't this look even a little bit awesome? Wouldn't this be just as iconic? Or is it better left in an era without the benefit of digital television?

The masses agreed with that last statement. In a decade when old looks became hip new ones for many teams, this monstrosity deserved to be buried in the past. 

Dishonorable Mention: The Nashville Predators' third jerseys and at least half of what the Vancouver Canucks wore in the last 10 years. Thanks to NHL Uniforms for the trips down memory lane.

Puck Daddy's Best & Worst of the Decade lists will run on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday through the end of 2009. (Yes, that includes holidays; cynical appraisal never sleeps.)

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  1. dell1921
    1. Posted by dell1921 Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am EST

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    The robot sperm jersey? Really? Who canceled?
  2. Greedy M
    2. Posted by Greedy M Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am EST

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    How is a staple for nearly a century, the Winged Wheel, not included in the top jerseys. We get no respect in the D....
  3. brodeurman89
    3. Posted by brodeurman89 Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am EST

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    no sharks black armor for the best. what is that? 1st.
  4. brodeurman89
    4. Posted by brodeurman89 Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am EST

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    damn 3rd
  5. Eric R
    5. Posted by Eric R Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:32 am EST

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    Woohoo! Uni thread!
    Avid uniwatcher here,
    I agree with the body of the article. Reebok's curved hem, vertical piping, side panels, weird socks, and other arena football inspired design elements are the a big mark that is still tarnishing the league. Luckily teams seem to be trying to go back to basics in the past 2 years.
    I disagree with a lot of aspects of your list. The Caps were good to get back to red & blue, but their sweaters are a reebok mess. They contain no horizontal lines, which is a must in any hockey uniform over the past 70 years!
    I don't really care for the Oilers spawn third either, i guess i just find it sacrilegious to see the oil in anything than gretzky era blue and orange. Dark colors have been over done in this league, and i don't really understand the crest. I also prefer the minnesota retro style all star game unis to the one you listed, but yours are nice enough.
    Your worst list is good. The Stars mooterus is by far the worst non-edge design for a team. I think the current Avs, Panthers, oil, flames, could be included with their reebok pipped messes.
    As a old time sports fan i will not concede that Habs barber pole are ugly! I love horizontal striping on hockey uniforms, the more the merrier! If you look at the games history, lots of teams have worn barber pole designs, it's nothing new. I love it.
  6. Birdwell
    6. Posted by Birdwell Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:34 am EST

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    I love those '00-'01 All-Star Game jerseys! I think they're lovely - clean, bold lines. I bought one of the dark ones when they came out. In my opinion, much better than the '03 ones, which look like practice jerseys.
  7. MTL_WINGS
    7. Posted by MTL_WINGS Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:36 am EST

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    Those Habs jerseys sucked C.A.C.
  8. Max_Powers
    8. Posted by Max_Powers Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:39 am EST

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    As much as I hate the crapitals, that white jersey does rock.
  9. Tony
    9. Posted by Tony Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:39 am EST

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    McFarlane's Oiler jersey/crest was a big let down. If it didn't have his name associated with it I think it may have ended up on the worst list.
  10. Hans Gruber
    10. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:43 am EST

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    The Blackhawks and Canadiens home jerseys are the best ever. Nothing else to really say.
  11. habs1rule
    11. Posted by habs1rule Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:43 am EST

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    Any Original Six over any of those Unoriginal eye sores, please...
  12. Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12. Posted by Dany Heatley Speedwagon Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:44 am EST

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    The Maple Leaf jersey is arguably one of the worst of the last decade but that's probably as a result of the performance of those who wear it... the look itself is pretty simple and classic.
  13. habs1rule
    13. Posted by habs1rule Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:44 am EST

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    CAC Habs=Gay Jailbreak....
  14. Pensfan71
    14. Posted by Pensfan71 Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am EST

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    I would have to throw the "SENS" third jerseys in the mix with the worst
  15. Paul91
    15. Posted by Paul91 Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am EST

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    I thought the jerseys used during the All-Star game in Minnesota were the best All-Star unis in the past 10 years, hands down!
  16. M
    16. Posted by M Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am EST

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    I really like that St. Louis Blues Jersey the most. The obvious exception is the Capitals who just slapped a couple stupid wing patches on the shoulders of the newly fonted name lettering and added piping. I think the change in the Ducks jerseys are a conservative upgrade from the daffy years.
  17. Billkamm
    17. Posted by Billkamm Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am EST

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    I happen to like the Trashers third jersey. And I think you could have came up with a better list for best jerseys.
    Those All-Star jerseys and Canadian jeresey were pretty terrible though. Still worst uniform I have ever seen in pro sports was the Philadelphia Eagles throwbacks
  18. Matt L
    18. Posted by Matt L Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am EST

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    Do they pay you to write this? Yipes.
  19. Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    19. Posted by Dany Heatley Speedwagon Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:50 am EST

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    @ Greedy M... way to read the qualification standards... "The jerseys had to debut during the 2000s"
    Wow Detroit fans really are big on the pity party.
  20. Brad
    20. Posted by Brad Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:50 am EST

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    @greedy...
    the same way the blackhawks jersey wasnt in the list, Detroit and Chicago never really tried to 're-invent' their jerseys or logos. This was mostly about jersey and logo debut's.
    In my opinion, Detroit and Chicago have the best jersey's in all of sports. period.
  21. Yvan L
    21. Posted by Yvan L Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:52 am EST

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    Oh come on, the Buffaslug is REALLY not that bad!
    How could the Buffaslug be worse then the awful Bruins Bearhead jersey? Or the Preds Mustard color jersey??????
  22. Phil Wood
    22. Posted by Phil Wood Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:53 am EST

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    Not to take the job of the bloggers here, but I *think* they are going for sweaters that were introduced in the 2000s - not of all time. Yes, we all love the classics, but looking at this is about the past decade, I don't think the fact that the Blackhawks have been wearing roughly the same design, despite minor changes, counts in this list. So, the choices are fairly solid.
    I thought it was a big mistake with the Buffa-slug at number three... but the Stars and Habs did have those terrible sets. However, I maintain that the Buffa-slug is the worst logo of all time.
  23. SLBD
    23. Posted by SLBD Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:53 am EST

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    Ok *WIFF* on Minn #1. Their logo is so unique in how detailed and multi-functional it is, to make it smaller is a big fail. The sweater itself is fine color and design wise, but making the bear/cat /whatever you think it is logo smaller is a fail
    If the Thrashers would take the bird off the shoulders their 3rd would be fine.
    The Pens 3rd jersey from the Winter Classic is the highest selling Jersey in the NHL BEFORE the Cup win. It doenst even get a nod?
    Calgary''s Dark 2000/01 Jersey was TERRIBLE, much more so that Atlanta óf Buffaslug (you are going after a symbol not a sweater there)
    Nashville's 2001/2002 3rd Jersey was WAY worse than the one you are citing for a dishonorable mention here.
    How about anytime a Rangers Jersey doesn't have RANGERS diagonally across it? That'd be like Detriot losing the winged wheel. The Statue of Liberty logo was BAD.
  24. Michael
    24. Posted by Michael Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:54 am EST

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    I also one thing that isn't shown properly here with the #1 pick for worst Jersey - are the matchings socks they have to wear.
    http://www.thehockeynews.com/imgs/dynamique/photos/original/article_23011_2.jpg
    atrocious
    I'd rather watch amy winehouse dive beehive first into a pile of coke and binge for 3 hours, than watch the habs play in those uniforms.
    Also - Carey Price's pads are stupid
  25. Jer
    25. Posted by Jer Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:54 am EST

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    Don Cherry would salute you for using the term "sweater". Hockey players wear sweaters. Football players wear jerseys.
    The 2003 All-Star sweater reminds me of an old table hockey game.

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