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LOS ANGELES -- They've become our favorite NHL Draft tradition, along with Tomas Kaberle(notes) rumors and Little Wang: The wonderfully strange "glamour shots" taken of the draftees in their spiffy new sweaters, with hilariously awkward poses.

This year, there were three prominent themes in the images:

The "jersey lift," modeled here by No. 1 overall pick Taylor Hall of the Edmonton Oilers.

The "darkened spotlight," as in the image on this post featuring Hall and Tyler Seguin of the Boston Bruins, making the draft picks look like extras in Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" video or defendants in a Klingon war trial.  

Finally, there's the "curtain splitter," which you'll see prominently featured in this countdown.

Here are the 10 most awkward rookie glamour shots in the 2010 NHL Draft, reinforcing the fact that young Russians are the goofballs of hockey.

And here ... we ... go.

10. Kirill Kabanov, New York Islanders

The controversial Russian prospect, taken No. 65 overall, was a court jester in post-draft interviews and clearly didn't mind allowing his personality out in front of the camera. Unless, of course, he misunderstood this as a gingivitis exam.

9. Johan Gustafsson, Minnesota Wild

Meanwhile, at the other end of the enthusiasm spectrum, here's Minnesota sixth-rounder Johan Gustafsson, who apparently just learned that the average temperature in the Twin Cities is about 20 degrees lower than in Koping, Sweden during January.

8. Maxim Kitsyn, Los Angeles Kings

Just a thought here, but the "shadowy face" doesn't work all that well when the draft pick apparently has the mandible of the Cloverfield monster.

7. Stanislav Galiev, Washington Capitals

A third-round pick from Russia, Galiev offers a glimpse of what it looks like when he hits the final note while singing in the shower.  

6. Joey Hishon, Colorado Avalanche

Nothing like an NHL Draft Pick joining in an impromptu game of Creepy Peak-a-Boo with a photographer. This photo gets a pass if Hishon was speaking in Christian Bale's Batman voice at the time. 

5. Evgeny Kuznetsov, Washington Capitals

In fairness, the instructions were "OK, big smile." Was he mocking someone with air quotation marks during this photo? "Oh yeah, I'm 'so' 'happy' to be the 200th Russian the Capitals have drafted in the last decade."

4. Max Gardiner, St. Louis Blues

By day, he's happy-go-lucky center Max Gardiner, taken No. 74 overall by the St. Louis Blues. By night, he's apparently Mickey Rourke from "Sin City." This is like that episode of "Seinfield" where the woman looked completely different depending on the lighting; a "Two-Face," to use the Seinfeldian vernacular.

3. Vladimir Tarasenko, St. Louis Blues

Here's the St. Louis Blues' second first-round choice (No. 16 overall) hoping to start the eyes closed/chipped tooth trend among male hand models.

2. Joe Basaraba, Florida Panthers

"With the 69th pick in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft, the Florida Panthers select a young Michael Keaton with Tyrannosaurus arms ..."

1. Kirill Kabanov, New York Islanders

Finally, it's true: The whimsical Islanders draftee managed to make this list twice, including the top spot.

What's Russian for "whaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuup"?

This photo would be about 30 percent less awkward if he wasn't sitting on his hands ...

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  1. mike
    1. Posted by mike Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:55 pm EDT

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    Islanders: #1 in silly picture taking, and #1 in Gorton's Fisherman jerseys.
  2. Robert
    2. Posted by Robert Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:20 pm EDT

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    Rangers suck!
  3. Matt S
    3. Posted by Matt S Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:35 pm EDT

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    Evgeny Kuznetsov: " I really like American girls!"
    Joe Basaraba: "It's about this big."
  4. Colin S
    4. Posted by Colin S Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:40 pm EDT

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    2 looks like donovan
  5. tenvd27
    5. Posted by tenvd27 Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:02 pm EDT

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    Maybe the photographer for 4 and 8 had a fascination with the Bohemian Rhapsody video?
  6. Doc Crow
    6. Posted by Doc Crow Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:03 pm EDT

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    Evgeny Kuznetzov: "Cracking good toast, Gromit!"
    ...and, you know, I'm sure Taylor Hall is a really good guy, and reasonably intelligent and all, but he really really reminds me of the moronic Matt Damon puppet from "Team America."
  7. hattrick
    7. Posted by hattrick Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:09 pm EDT

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    Is there a professional photographer in the house?
  8. Zachary
    8. Posted by Zachary Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:29 pm EDT

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    so this is what happens directly after getting drafted, sweet photo sesh.
  9. BloomsD
    9. Posted by BloomsD Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:38 pm EDT

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    And when the list for "most akward glamour shots with The Stanley Cup" comes out, the Islanders will also take the top spot.
  10. Sergei
    10. Posted by Sergei Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:53 pm EDT

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    i like how everyone is basically russian haha
  11. The
    11. Posted by The Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:04 pm EDT

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    The Islanders will also be taking the Stanley Cup this year.
    And don't forget they are already the greatest dynasty not from Canada.
  12. BloomsD
    12. Posted by BloomsD Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:10 pm EDT

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    Well, maybe not this year, but soon. Possibly next year, or the year after.
    And yes, they are the greatest dynasty not from Canada. And not just in the NHL, in all pro sports.
  13. Guy F
    13. Posted by Guy F Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:43 pm EDT

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    Who is playing in net for the Isles this year? Is it a senior citizen or an Italian made of glass? They drafted 5th overall. They are jumping 25 teams? The Flyers went from last to the ECF in one year...but those are THE FLYERS! No way NYI duplicates that 20 game improvement.
    @ Blooms D : Umm....the Celtics?
  14. Chaz
    14. Posted by Chaz Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:45 pm EDT

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    Taylor Hall is far and away the ugliest human being on Earth, any photo with him in it is automatically awkward.
  15. Baker
    15. Posted by Baker Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:49 pm EDT

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    Kirill Kabanov is hilarious! I hope he makes the Isles roster so we can see this stuff all season
  16. alldayjay
    16. Posted by alldayjay Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:10 pm EDT

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    BloomsD, they aren't even the greatest dynasty from the 5 Burroughs. Can you say Yankees?
  17. puck it dano
    17. Posted by puck it dano Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:11 pm EDT

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    I had the absolute pleasure to be chosen to volunteer for the Draft, and my duties included escorting the draftees to various stations in the bowels of the Staples Center for interviews, pictures, etc. At one point, my charge and I were standing outside the Upper Deck studio watching a prior draftee play peek a boo with the curtain, and my guy's jaw dropped and he said, "OMG, please tell me no one is going to see these; not even my mom!" Sorry, buddy!
  18. R.J.S
    18. Posted by R.J.S Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:17 pm EDT

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    Rangers: Number 1 in off-the-board lousy draft picks and bored, snoozing GMs.
  19. Kohlzy
    19. Posted by Kohlzy Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:30 pm EDT

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    lol great stuff
  20. mcache
    20. Posted by mcache Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:33 pm EDT

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    Could this sport possibly be any whiter?
  21. KJA
    21. Posted by KJA Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:42 pm EDT

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    Johan Gustafsson should be the happiest guy in the draft he's going to Minnesota, my home state!!!
  22. steve
    22. Posted by steve Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:47 pm EDT

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    Seriously, how do these cheesy photographers get work? I'm straight out of college and I feel like I can bring more reasonable stuff to the table. It seems like every sports photographer out there thinks its still the 80's.
    http://stevewiensphoto.wordpress.com/
    If you actually visit scroll down to check out the portraits.
  23. Mike
    23. Posted by Mike Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:50 pm EDT

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    Now that Taylor Hall is in the league I NEVER want to hear remarks about Sidney Crosby's lips and teeth again!
    Hall looks like the friggin' Creature from the Black Lagoon for God's sake.
  24. dick
    24. Posted by dick Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:12 pm EDT

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    ... and the kings are proud to select, from the adams family, Lurch!
  25. Chris F
    25. Posted by Chris F Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:39 pm EDT

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    #20 mcache, hockey is as white as basketball is black and football players are criminal. Nuff said...

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