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(Ed. Note: As we get closer to the NHL season, we're bringing some back some features and debuting some new ones. This would be a new one: Sleepers, Keepers and Clowns, a weekly fantasy hockey column written by Darryl "Dobber" Dobbs, an honest-to-goodness expert on such matters and founder of DobberHockey.com. His column will run here on Puck Daddy every Thursday.)

Everybody loves a good countdown and this is especially true for the stats nerds who play fantasy hockey. There's just something about seeing a list that makes our heart race with excitement -- more so if we see a player who we own on one of our seven fantasy squads. "Awesome... Iginla is ranked ahead of Heatley... I have Iginla." It doesn't matter if nine other lists have it the other way around, the list that favors your particular team the most is the one you will be referencing until you trade the guy.

For DobberHockey's inaugural Puck Daddy Blog, it's only fitting I kick things off with a countdown.

Now that we're into draft season -- and I love being negative -- let's run though 10 guys who I won't be taking in a draft this year.

10. John Tavares(notes), New York Islanders

To explain... I'm not an idiot (just ask my mom). Of course he is a top player to own in a keeper league and he's a pretty good one to own in a one-year league. But to be able to select him in the draft you will have to beat out the prospect geeks. These are the ones who will be drafting Ryan Ellis in the ninth round of a one-year league to be their No. 3 defenseman. These are the guys who, in their keeper league, have sat on Igor Grigorenko(notes) for seven years in hopes that he gives the NHL another shot. The prospect geeks will see Tavares and Vinnie Lecavalier both available and they'll jump on JT. I'm not going to beat the prospect geeks to this guy and if you are smart neither will you.

9. Brad Richards(notes), Dallas Stars

A solid player, but his name still carries too much weight. Another weakness of poolies is nostalgia. His 91 points was three years ago, yet we remember it like it was yesterday. It's time to let go. His points-per-game has been remarkably consistent over those three years -- between 0.84 and 0.86. Those who look past that and see only those 91-point days are the same people who feel Dany Heatley(notes) will play out his career in Ottawa.

8. Marian Gaborik(notes), New York Rangers

I'd probably take this guy if I already own four wingers. But he won't fall that far in a draft. Someone could really make out like a bandit here by making Gaborik their first or second winger later in the draft than a player of his caliber deserves. It won't be me. An executive member of the Band-Aid Boys committee, Gabby will never be on Team Dobber. Just once in the last five years has he topped 65 games played.

Also see Havlat, Martin.

7. Christian Ehrhoff(notes), Vancouver Canucks

Yes, he's in his prime and yes, he's coming off a career-high 42 points.  He was also a healthy scratch twice and had his ice time cut on a couple of other occasions. These are red flags -- it seemed as though the Sharks were reluctant to use him, but due to a lack of depth on the blue line they had to give him 20 minutes a game.

Another red flag? He was a minus-12 when all other regular defensemen on the team were comfortably above zero. He's not an Alain Vigneault kind of player. Fortunately Sami Salo(notes), Kevin Bieksa(notes) and Mathieu Schneider(notes) won't be winning any iron man awards in the near future, so Ehrhoff could again be in a situation where the coach has little choice but to play him. Leave that for someone else to gamble on.

6. Mikael Samuelsson(notes), Vancouver Canucks

It's always amusing to watch poolies froth at the mouth when a player joins a new team and he seems to be a perfect fit on their top line. "Samuelsson's a Swede. The Sedins are Swedes. Therefore Samuelsson is a great dark horse for 70 points because he'll obviously play with them."

No, he won't. Get 70, that is. Sure, he may line up with the sisters, but much like Ruslan Fedotenko(notes) didn't magically become a 70-point player alongside Evgeni Malkin(notes), Samuelsson will also fall short of the mark. I'll go you one better - he won't even get to 50. His career high is 45... and 45-point players don't soar to new heights regardless of who is on their line.

5. Niklas Backstrom(notes), Minnesota Wild

One of the best goalies in the league last campaign, he now feels like a 140-pound pretty boy stepping into a prison shower for the first time. I'm not sure what kind of system Todd Richards will bring, but I do know it won't be Jacques Lemaire's. For the last four years, the Wild's penalty killing has finished no lower than fourth in the league. A new coach will impact that. The team won't win as often, either.

4. Pascal Leclaire(notes), Ottawa Senators

His list of injuries is almost as impressive as Gaborik's. Even if he's healthy, he's only had one solid year - and that was in a Ken Hitchcock system. I'll be honest with you: if it was the 16th round and I needed a third goalie and the only decent goaltenders left were Leclaire and Brian Elliott(notes), I would take Elliott.

3. Wojtek Wolski(notes), Colorado Avalanche

He's softer than bathroom tissue. Not the no-name stuff that has you walking funny for the rest of the day. I'm talking about the three-ply, satiny stuff that only rich folk have access to. Declining goal totals and declining points-per-game averages in his first three seasons. Probably due to teams realizing they can slap this guy around and take his lunch money. I don't care if he is entering a common breakout year -- his fourth one. I'll put my money on that not happening.

2. Slava Kozlov(notes), Atlanta Thrashers

I'm always predicting a decline for this aging Russian. In 2007-08, I got to smugly say "I told you so". In 2008-09, he wiped that smug grin off my face. I don't like players who post 80, 41 and then 76 points. Poolies like nice straight lines on their graphs, not spikey ones like Kozlov gives.

1. Jonathan Cheechoo(notes), San Jose Sharks

It's time to stop wondering what the hell happened to the former 56-goal flash-in-the-pan and start accepting reality. At this point, it's clear that he couldn't hit the broad side of Kyle Wellwood's(notes) gut. Who cares why? Move on.

Darryl Dobbs is the founder of dobberhockey.com, a fantasy hockey community with over a dozen columnists, a daily blog and in-depth fantasy player rankings. His always accurate opinions can also be found over at The Hockey News in their fantasy section.

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  1. bigjohnstudd
    1. Posted by bigjohnstudd Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    "I love being negative."
    ... well, no kidding.
  2. bigjohnstudd
    2. Posted by bigjohnstudd Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    "I love being negative."
    ... well, no kidding.
  3. joe h
    3. Posted by joe h Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    Broadside of Wellwood's gut... nice toouch
  4. Your Nation's Capital
    4. Posted by Your Nation's Capital Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    Welcome Dobber. I don't do the fantasy league stuff, but enjoyed your, er, insights ... very much.
  5. nick j
    5. Posted by nick j Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    wojtek :(
  6. bizkit 510
    6. Posted by bizkit 510 Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    Just a little harsh on LeClaire don't you think?
  7. Dewman
    7. Posted by Dewman Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    My group does the auto draft and i somehow I always get Cheechoo. The guy completely sucks. I drop him instantly. He's got decent hands, but he needs to be set up right in front of the goal, otherwise he can't score. No doubt his grandma could have scored 56 that year playing on a line with Thornton.
  8. Smooth As Butter
    8. Posted by Smooth As Butter Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    I disagree with the Cheechoo statement. If he is available still in like round 12, I would not hesitate to take a shot on him. He had two sports hernias, if he's healthy he has potential to put up 40.
  9. Ben D.
    9. Posted by Ben D. Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:40 pm EDT

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    1) Elliot will be starting this season, in OTTAWA.
    2) Cheecho is terrible. I wouldn't touch this guy with a 10' pole. Might as well also include Gionta alongside Cheecho, although Gionta's decent hasn't been as quick (or as shocking).
  10. Marcus W
    10. Posted by Marcus W Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    Cheech will put up more points this year. You can't score on a line with Mike Grier and Marcel Goc. I don't care your talent level, if you are used with those guys in a CHECKING ROLE, you aren't going to score.
  11. Wayne
    11. Posted by Wayne Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    Wow, the sisters, that was original, haven't heard that one before... sorry if Success tarnishes your overseer view of all things NHL... and I wonder why I find myself still falling into questioning why people like your self warrant a response, but I just have to remember where the comments are coming from, and laugh at your future callings as simply your own ridiculous opinion, and its is just that, your unsubstantiated opinion...
  12. Scruffy
    12. Posted by Scruffy Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    so wrong on Backstrom, otherwise a good list. I agree his numbers won't end up #1 like they were in my league last year, but he'll still be a quality pick. But again I'll take Backstrom all the way to dominating my league again because everybody always has such a hard on for Brodeur and Kippersof.
  13. Mr. Neutron
    13. Posted by Mr. Neutron Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Fantasy "experts" don't actually watch hockey, Marcus W, they just look at stats before the season starts and go from there.
  14. Wayne
    14. Posted by Wayne Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    it's amazing who Yahoo will allow to blog... I guess if all that's left at the end of the day is what he is offering... sad... while blogging could be more informative, it presents itself with a platform for boys like DOBBER to vent his personal, not professional take on certain teams he dislikes.... and yes I am a Vancouver fan,
  15. Wayne
    15. Posted by Wayne Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    its amazing who Yahoo will allow to blog... I guess if all that's left at the end of the day is what he is offering... sad... while blogging could be more informative, it presents itself with a platform for boys like DOBBER to vent his personal, not professional take on certain teams he dislikes.... and yes I am a Vancouver fan,
  16. books
    16. Posted by books Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    Funny, I was thinking earlier this week that I could probably get good value on Richards if others devalue him too much and he's available later on in a draft. I wont take him early but if he falls far enough he is definetly rosterable.
  17. NostraChronus
    17. Posted by NostraChronus Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    I would agree with nine of the ten choices; although I am a Rangers fan who loathes the Islanders, I actually think Tavares is a beast who's going to revitalize that organization.
  18. Aaron
    18. Posted by Aaron Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    sweet. I only have two of those guys....
  19. Jake
    19. Posted by Jake Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    Not a bad list, but you claim you wouldn't take Backstrom? Really?
  20. Gravie
    20. Posted by Gravie Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Backstrom on the list. please...he would have had more wins if the Team played offensively. The changes shouldnt make him any less attractive. He should have had the Vezna, that was robbed from him. ONLY goalie in the league in the top 5 major statistical categories in the NHL.
    Backs will keep strong and keep winning.
  21. Ed
    21. Posted by Ed Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Hell YES! About time you got Dobber on here Greg! Now he can tell you that Cam Barker did NOT break out last year. Defenseman usually breakout points-wise around their 28th birthday.
    Anyway, welcome Dobber - now you have a good chance to increase the traffic to your site!
  22. Rover
    22. Posted by Rover Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    Why are you still referring to the lame joke of calling the sedins the sisters. I expect that from classless oilers and flames fans but not from Dobber. My respect for dobber went down with that as I thought he was more professional than that.
  23. Rover
    23. Posted by Rover Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    Why are you still referring to the lame joke of calling the sedins the sisters. I expect that from classless oilers and flames fans but not from Dobber. My respect for dobber went down with that as I thought he was more professional than that.
  24. Cameron
    24. Posted by Cameron Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:58 pm EDT

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    While I actually agree with his tempering the enthusiasm of Vancouver fans regarding a 45 point guy, he doesn't have to come off like such a dick.. constant Vancouver barbs, even working in a tired fat Wellwood joke at the end there, which wasn't clever and had nothing to do with anything. Wellwood came into camp in shape and is poised for a solid year, and he's also one of the funnier interviews in a sport that is almost entirely devoid of athletes willing to be candid.

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