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Not since Mark Messier has there been a hockey player in New York that's captured the attention of the Big Apple's media elite like Sean Avery of the New York Rangers. Nick Paumgarten of The New Yorker has a piece on Avery this week called "Puckhead" that celebrates his attitude, his antagonism of Marty "Fatso" Brodeur in the Stanley Cup Playoffs and, above all else, his dedication to fashion:

He has said that he finds sports, and athletes, boring, and that he'd like to be an editor of a fashion magazine. (He's planning to do a summer internship at Vogue.) Unlike most hockey players, he sees nothing wrong with the fact that he likes to "smell nice occasionally." He has said that he prizes his black patent-leather Yves Saint Laurent high-tops, "a lovely cashmere throw from a friend who works at Calvin Klein," and his Philippe Starck machine-gun-shaped lamp ("It lets you know there's a man living in the house"). For a while, he wore black nail polish on one hand-"my fighting hand." He told one magazine, "Sometimes I'll wear a scarf to the game and my teammates have no idea what to do." He is a conspicuous dater of starlets, such as Elisha Cuthbert, and was recently linked, by rumor, to Mary-Kate Olsen, and, in error, to the alleged Manhattan madam Kristin Davis. He's sort of a puckhead's Dennis Rodman, except that there's more fox in his crazy.

The added emphasis above is ours, because we didn't want you to breeze over the most important piece of news to emerge from the article: Sean Avery is going to intern at Vogue during the summer. According to Courtney Hazlett of MSNBC this morning, "He wrote a letter to [editor-in-chief] Anna Wintour saying he really liked the magazine, and while he's got some time to spare this summer he would like to hone his skills at Vogue magazine. Their spokesperson is saying the 28 year old will be expected to do traditional assistant-like duties."

According to Women's Wear Daily, those duties could include "making copies and messengering couture gowns." All we know about Vogue magazine, we learned from the thinly-veiled experiences of a former editorial assistant shared in "The Devil Wears Prada." Based on that classic film, Avery can expect a summer of nasty insults about his lack of style, tracking down unpublished copies of "Harry Potter" manuscripts for the editors' daughters and spending the night with the man of his dreams under the lights of Paris. Or maybe not all of those; they're not making any more "Harry Potter" books, after all.

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  1. Ryan
    1. Posted by Ryan Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:29 pm EDT

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    First!!!!!
  2. gbrobagelman
    2. Posted by gbrobagelman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Can't wait to see what folks have to say about THIS! Wysh, I sleep better at night, knowing you've got ALL the hockey bases covered. Thanks.
  3. HipCheckJimmy
    3. Posted by HipCheckJimmy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:05 pm EDT

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    Linked to Mary Kate Olsen? She smells worse than Derian Hatcher's cup.
  4. Wyshynski
    4. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:13 pm EDT

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    @ gbrobagelman
    I aim to please, and my aim is true. Thanks.
  5. joseph g
    5. Posted by joseph g Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    As a long time Ranger fan, I almost find myself rooting for NJ when I watch avery.
    Avery could not hold the Captain's sweaty socks as a man or hockey player
  6. abmjimmy
    6. Posted by abmjimmy Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    Yahoo give me a break. we got 2 game 7's tonight and you whip this up... I am so disappointed in this.
  7. Ann
    7. Posted by Ann Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    OK, now this is one of the funniest articles I've ever read. The word FASHION & AVERY in the same sentence. I could just see it now, Ovary trying to make copies while waving his arms up & down and preventing others from getting near the copier. Can't stop laughing. What a PUNK.....
  8. phntomsoul
    8. Posted by phntomsoul Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:10 pm EDT

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    Man, this guy just never fails to outdo himself, does he? Can anyone say drama queen?
  9. Rob
    9. Posted by Rob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    Anyone claiming to be a Ranger fan even thinks about routing for NJ was never a true Ranger fan to begin with. Avery is one of the best things to happen to the Blueshirts in recent history. The fact that "Fatso" wouldn't shake his hand only proves Avery's effectiveness. Avery's a complete player and without a doubt the best agitator in the league. LET'S GO RANGERS!
  10. Rich M
    10. Posted by Rich M Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    Rob you are right on
  11. marc343lca
    11. Posted by marc343lca Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:05 pm EDT

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    Anyone who knows hockey, knows you need a guy like Avery on your team and it proves with the rangers record when he plays in games. He gives the team attitude and throws the opposing players of their games. Avery makes the game fun watching again the way he agitates the other players. Rangers better resgin him.....GO RANGERS!
  12. Stacie
    12. Posted by Stacie Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    Absol' freckin' lutely - find a way to sign avery and bring him back. Wheather you like him or not, he is passionate about the game and has really sparked the Rangers this year. I loved every minute of that steamrolling of the devils and expect a very hard fought series with the pens. LET'S GO RANGERS !
  13. gnmac
    13. Posted by gnmac Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    You rangers fans should go watch the WWF because that's what cheering for your rangers is all about. Your "WWF" superstar in this case would be Sean Avery.
  14. noah w
    14. Posted by noah w Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT

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    Averys a joke ............really shows againts the Pens.......read the artical about him leaving the LA KINGS.... the were happy to get rid of the NHL'S biggest joke
  15. Mother Mary
    15. Posted by Mother Mary Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Right on, number 9...... how 'bout we just say "QUEEN"....check out www.talk-sports.net

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