Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:59 am EST
Here are your Morning Puck Headlines: A glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.
• The NHL goes dark for Dec. 24 and 25. The NBA has staked out Christmas Day as an annual TV event. But hey, there was a time when college football owned Jan. 1, too. So should the NHL play on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? That idea gets a Will Smith-like "aw, hell naw" from Detroit Red Wings Coach Mike Babcock: "I'm 100% against playing on Christmas... I think it's imperative that you're with your family. I think that's what Christmas is all about." [Freep, via Snapshots]
• Remember how we said the Canadian media has a real hard-on for the collapse of the Phoenix Coyotes? Yeah, this is sort of what we were getting at.
• That said, David Shoalts of the Globe & Mail had a terrific piggyback on Scott Burnside's ESPN bombshell that the NHL has stepped in to help the financially strapped Yotes. Two important points: the financial aid is in the form of advances on shared revenue, and that the only way to fix the team's horrible lease with the city is to declare bankruptcy. [Globe & Mail]
• Via the Bleacher Report, we get our first fan-penned "Save the Coyotes!" plea following the NHL assistance story. [BR]
• Finally, would Jerry Bruckheimer take over in Phoenix? And if so, would the movie poster look this hilarious? (Mr. Gretzky, you sir are no Maria Bello.) [Fanster]
• The Hockey Gods smite the Colorado Avalanche again: Paul Stastny breaks his forearm on an Olli Jokinen slapper, and could miss over a month. Adrian Dater: "This means that Tyler Arnason is your new No. 1 Avalanche center, folks. If that doesn't drive up the alcoholism rate among the die-hard fan base reading here, I don't know what will." [Dater]
• It's Staal vs. Staal vs. Staal! Winner gets bail money for the next bachelor party. [Hockey News]
• Scott Hockey's evisceration of the New York Rangers after last night's OT loss to the Capitals is a must-read for its rants on Tom Renney, Wade Redden and this passage on Scott Gomez: "He made the remark that Scott Gomez was a helluva Devil. And I would have to agree. Unfortunately he is a terrible Ranger. The Mexican't was worthless in this one, collecting a second assist while skating all sorts of circles to nowhere. He doesn't backcheck, his passes are off the mark when he isn't just softly dumping the puck away before he can get hit and he rarely shoots. For seven million dollars a year." [Scotty Hockey]
• Goalie Marty Biron and center Glen Metropolit were out of the lineup for the Philadelphia Flyers, but should be back in action this Friday. [Philly.com]
• Columbus Blue Jackets fans chant "Wake Up, Jackets!" as their team struggled, and then "Toronto Sucks!" after a Rick Nash goal was disallowed. [Puck-rakers]
• Dave Tippett gets praise for putting James Neal and Trevor Daley, two Toronto boys, in the starting lineup against the Leafs; especially after they responded big time. [Dallas Stars Blog]
• Canada goes for its fifth straight World Juniors gold medal. We're in favor of anything that'll make Angelo Esposito smile again. Even if for just a moment. [Slam]
• Christmas wishes for the Ottawa Senators. For Jarkko Ruutu: "Another constant for the last name. A Canadiens toque to wear in Montreal, just so crazy Habs fans don't jump him. And a big bottle of Scope, to show a little consideration for the opponents with whom he goes nose-to-nose." Whoa, that Scope shot was a little T.M.I. [Sun Media]
• Rookie Brett Sutter gets called up and scores in his NHL debut for the Calgary Flames. [Sportsnet]
• The great Rudy Kelly of Battle of California on two good defensemen for the San Jose Sharks and Los Angeles Kings: "It has since come to my attention that Douglas Murray actually kind of sucks and Matt Greene is far superior." The point-by-point comparison is rather wonderful. [BoC]
• Our buddies at On Frozen Blog begin a video pod cast called (what else?) On Frozen Pod. Congrats. [OFB]
• The coach who was fired on Christmas Eve. Ouch. [Press Connects, H/T/ Neate Sager]
• The Chicago Blackhawks star in a Winter Classic Christmas Carol. Funny stuff, with goofy Photoshop wonderment! [Mouthpiece Sports]
• Finally, here's Patrick Kane visiting Nike Bauer to design equipment for the Winter Classic. "Only 88 skates and 88 sticks were created for this special event and Kane will personally sign and auction off a portion of the limited edition product to raise money for breast Cancer research in Chicago and his home town of Buffalo." Awesome. [Branded]
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Naw, it couldn't be that.
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That would stink!
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WASHINGTON, DC - Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid
a crash which could cancel Christmas.
The struggling world economy and increased costs of reindeer feed are cited as reasons
why the North Pole is facing its first ever budget crisis. Santa Claus spoke before
Congress this week, requesting a portion of the $700 billion federal bailout fund to
make sure Christmas can go ahead as usual.
Some representatives are highly critical of the request. Jim DeMint (R. S.C) said,
Their business model brings in no income, they just give everything away. Im amazed
they got this far.
Mr. Claus spoke before Congress delivering an impassioned plea on behalf of the threatened
holiday, asking for a $14 million loan to keep the North Pole afloat through the rest of
the season. He closed by saying I will pay it back just as quick as I can, cross my heart
and hope to diet, leading the thoroughly charmed Congress in a brief chuckle.
Elf Unions are believed to be the cause of a hold up on a final deal.
Critics say that the United Elvin Workers are responsible for the North Poles collapse,
demanding lavish wages for its workers. However, research shows that the average elf gladly
works 16 hours a day in exchange for food and shelter. The last formal complaint made by
the union requested five-minute song breaks every hour, extra tinsel allowances and improved
handicapped bathroom access.
Congress is expected to hold a special session to iron out details and avoid a holiday crisis.
When asked if he would be using confidential information from his Naughty List to sway his
opponents, Mr. Claus said Right now all options are on the table. Senator Norm Coleman
squirmed in his seat.
Merry Christmas ya'll
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If I wanted to read a book, id make for damn sure it had some pictures, mazes, etc.
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AVS "S" curse is back. Svatos, Sakic, Stastny. I wouldn't stand close to Smyth.
Marty Biron and Glen Metropolit for J-Bo e4
Wyshynski maybe you and Ruutu can work out a trade. You both more in common than you think. Wacky last names and both your teams have scary goaltending.
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The comment box wouldn't let me upolad any Ice Girl pics, I tried ;)
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I guess the forskin to the Avs rumors will heat up now.....poor stastny....
poor NYR damn it....what's that the 4th or 5th 4- goal lead they blew and lost the game.....so much for the theory that a 2-0 lead is the hardest to deal with....usually 3-0 and the other team is toast....2-1 and their back in it.....but Not in NYR...........crap....
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Rare??? We get over 100" annually here in Flag, more than Buffalo, Denver, Boston, etc. Snow usually starts falling in October, and doesn't stop until May. It's called being in the mountains. And our little ice arena is always packed for youth hockey events and Univ games, and I see plenty of Yotes gear on people around here. Remember, I'm not a Yotes homer, I root against them, I liked the Winnipeg Jets. However, I get tired of people (read: Northern Media) baggin on hockey in AZ when it is proving to be popular, and the important youth market is taking a lot of interest in hockey in this state, not just in Flagstaff
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A Toronto newspaper made a story about a hockey club in Arizona it's lead story for the section.
I don't know ... maybe they do things a little differently in Canada. But if the Kansas City Royals were getting help from MLB because of financial struggles, it wouldn't be the lead story of the sports section in the Washington Post. But when DC was hoping and praying for the Expos to fail ... that was a different story.
I'm just saying there's an agenda here that goes beyond it being an NHL story.
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