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• TSN's Darren Dreger reports that Sean Avery is "expected to be cleared from the NHL and NHLPA's Behavioral Modification program later this week or sometime early next." That means the Dallas Stars can soon send him through waivers for reassignment to an AHL team that would actually take him; or hope that another NHL team claims Avery. But honestly, who would want the Dallas Stars' slopp ... we'll stop. [TSN]

• Meanwhile, someone's making the case that the Toronto Maple Leafs can use Avery. Obviously a case of Darcy Tucker Abandonment Syndrome. [T.O. Sports]

• Kevin Paul Dupont believes the Boston Bruins could be targeting Edmonton Oilers winger Erik Cole. Because the Bruins simply don't have enough tenacious yet oft-injured forwards on their roster, apparently. [Globe]

• The Columbus Blue Jackets prepare to be buyers at the deadline for the first time in franchise history. Just don't ask for any of their top prospects or top draft picks or key players. Say, does anyone have a No. 1 center they want to trade for Jared Boll? [Dispatch]

Nikita Filatov is headed back to Syracuse of the AHL. Thanks for the hat trick and enjoy the snow, kiddo. [Jackets]

• How the AHL's Philadelphia Phantoms moving will affect the Philadelphia Flyers. Beyond, you know, the availability of eager rookies to pick up the tab at local bars. [Philly.com]

• Gary Bettman on the Phoenix Coyotes: "There's been a tremendous amount of speculation and commentary about the state of the Coyotes, and frankly, I think most of it has been terribly unfair to the Coyotes organization, to the players and most importantly, the fans." And yet the NHL is holding their checkbook. [AZ Central]

• Whether your team is on the playoff bubble or not, a great piece of advice for NHL general managers: Don't be a Don Waddell. [THN]

• The Carolina Hurricanes reveal why Rod Brind'Amour is a minus-eleventy billion this season: a nagging injury that isn't getting any better. [N&O]

Calgary Flames coach Mike Keenan watched as general manager Darryl Sutter came to the locker room and gave the Flames a stern talkin' to. Thank goodness Mike Keenan is so mild-mannered and free of ego, or else things could get ugly. [Calgary Sun]

• Melt Your Face-Off presents the real story behind why Eric Lindros is no longer the NHLPA's ombudsman. Because who doesn't love concussion humor? [MYFO]

• "She lost how much on the coin toss?" [Getty]

• "The son of retired NHL superstar Guy Lafleur must serve 15 months of community service after pleading guilty last summer to charges related to a tumultuous romantic relationship with a teenage girl." Death threats and forcible confinement are generally frowned upon by the authorities. [CBC Sports]

• Jonathan Roy prepares for his goalie-fight trial in July, which hopefully doesn't affect the dropping of J.O.E. Daking's next hip-hop album, yo. [CBC Sports]

Ottawa Senators defenseman Filip Kuba has a no-trade clause, but is expected to accept a trade to a contender. Once again: If you can't get Kaberle, this guy is aces. [The Fourth Period]

• The New Jersey Devils hire a lobbyist in order to help grease the wheels and get their former home at the Meadowlands closed down. A lobbyist? That's not change we can believe in. [Bergen Record]

• Finally, this "Dark Knight" dubbing about Henrik Lundqvist's all-star game performance is pretty darn funny. OK, funny if you're a Devils fan:

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  1. 24slashing
    1. Posted by 24slashing Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Yikes, Wayne--a double-breasted tuxedo-style jacket AND a sweater? Is there an equivalent to a jersey foul for disasterously dressed coaches?
  2. Matt
    2. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    "The Carolina Hurricanes reveal why Rod Brind'Amour is a minus-eleventy billion this season"
    Glad all these years of telling him how ugly he is finally caught up to him.
  3. TheTick
    3. Posted by TheTick Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    the only worse picture you could've put of of avery is the one of him in the suit with short pants.
    http://www.honkifyoulovejustice.com/2008/07/07/sean-avery-man-of-fashion
    thanks a lot.
  4. Adam Jones
    4. Posted by Adam Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    Oh come on Wysh, leave the Rangers alone! They won a Cup back in 1994, the greatest team that ever existed, evidenced by the jersey retirement ceremonies for Tony Amonte and Brian Noonan slated for next week! And they made the playoffs the last three seasons! Making it to the second round twice! Twice! Clearly their underachieving, gigantic cap hit forwards and paper thin D for will lead them to elevenity billion Cups!
    And you're just a stupid Homer for a boring team that is 8th in the league in scoring! Still, you have to go to Newark to watch games! Blacks live there LOLOLZ!
    /starting crap with Rangers fans for no reason.
  5. Hamilton Tigers
    5. Posted by Hamilton Tigers Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Caption for the Wayne photo:
    "Wayne just found out his daughter Paulina is banging Kyle Turris"
  6. Mike G
    6. Posted by Mike G Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    Devils suck.
  7. sleza
    7. Posted by sleza Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:55 pm EDT

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    I'm definitely not Devils fan but the video is gold
    Are you saying that Blue Jackets won't trade Nash?? I was kinda hoping that Caps would get him and multiply his scoring... just like they did to Fedorov. Though according to the weird dude with serious Nash addiction, Nash doesn't get traded, he trades the team
  8. Tim
    8. Posted by Tim Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Sean Avery to MN, that's about the idiocy of DR.
    Oh, btw, you still can't spell Calder without Cal.
  9. Ch M
    9. Posted by Ch M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Ideal AHL team for Avery to land on..San Antonio Rampage. Because what's better after anger management counseling than going on a Rampage.
  10. swrbuffalo
    10. Posted by swrbuffalo Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Does Crosby skate up behind Avery and give him a ball punch?
  11. swrbuffalo
    11. Posted by swrbuffalo Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Better yet........Does Elisha Cuthbert slide in behind him with the Strap-ON.........Saying...Who's your daddy Sean!!!! I'll give you Sloppy Seconds......Phaneuf takes it like a man......are you a man Sean?
  12. Hockey Blog Adventure
    12. Posted by Hockey Blog Adventure Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    Kevin Paul Dupont also said Brian Burke should be the bruins' gm, and that they should trade for lecavelier. I bet semenko's just showing up to decided whether to offer sheet Kessel or Krejci of the summer.
  13. James P
    13. Posted by James P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    I'm sure Sean Avery would sloppy second Paulina Gretzky
  14. Potvinsux
    14. Posted by Potvinsux Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:17 pm EDT

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    You mean you and the 5 other people that are Devils fans Wysh?
  15. Potvinsux
    15. Posted by Potvinsux Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:17 pm EDT

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    Will Ottawa take Redden back for Kuba? LOL!
  16. NYR34
    16. Posted by NYR34 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    @Adam Jones
    If you're going to start with us, at least use a player who actually WON the Cup with us, which Amonte didn't. In fact he was traded FOR Noonan. Your impact would have been better with Mike Hartman or Alex Karpovtsev.
    @Wysh
    At least if he went to the Leafs, he'd probably ask to wear the same number as Tucker, to make the transition easier for the fans.
  17. Big Rich
    17. Posted by Big Rich Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    If the Columbus BJs need a center, why send down their top center prospect? DUH
  18. Hockey Blog Adventure
    18. Posted by Hockey Blog Adventure Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    Wow, that last sentence of mine was a little incoherent. I meant to say "I bet Dave Semenko is just showing up to decide whether to give the offer sheet to Kessel or Krejci in the summer." Thoughts like this keep me up at night sometimes.
  19. Adam Jones
    19. Posted by Adam Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    @NYR34: Thanks for getting the joke.
  20. colin c
    20. Posted by colin c Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    "Funny if your a devils fan" hence its posting here.
    CLose the meadowlands?? heavens to betsy, say it aint so?!?!? How bout nuke the state, call it even. Gene pool rises 4 steps (one less than Arkansas...way to educate yut's (my cousin vinny exert)), horses feel safer, Wysh is forced to recognize the rest of the league...... I call it win/win.
  21. bizkit 510
    21. Posted by bizkit 510 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    @SLEZA
    There is no way the Blue Jackets will trade Nash. He will get a Zetterberg type contract in July. Rusty Klesla will probably be the one that gets traded away. I'm personally hoping they find someone willing to take Jason Chimera and a draft pick. He is a good player, but since his return, the Jackets team chemistry seems to have been compromised. I respect Chimera as a man, he has a lot of heart and could add a lot to a team that needs leaders. The Jackets have a lot of young talent that they need to be able to keep and letting Chimera go would free up some cap room for the future. Hopefully they do something before the deadline.
    Go Jackets!!!
  22. mother pucker serif
    22. Posted by mother pucker serif Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    The joker of course is a Devils fan. Except his makeup shows that he's more a fan of the old school red-and-green jerseys.
  23. kalushkin
    23. Posted by kalushkin Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    A definite face painter.
  24. Hans Gruber
    24. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    Looks like Grets know that the Gimp is waiting for him in the looker room

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