Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:24 pm EDT
Here are your Puck Headlines: A glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

• Bob Harwood is a Carolina Hurricanes blogger, so you know where his loyalties are in making the case that the Washington Capitals may not be the sure-thing in the Southeast Division many assume they'll be this season. His arguments range from circumstantial evidence to hard numbers. "One could say that from top to bottom, the Hurricanes have a better, overall team. The big question is, can they stop Ovechkin and that top line?" [Canes Country]
• Simon Gagne(notes) of the Philadelphia Flyers is attempting to heal himself faster with concentrated injections of his own blood. Next step: Adamantium claws. [Asbury Park Press]
• Speaking of the Flyers, hilarious exchange captured by NHL.com during the League's media days in New York City. Gabriel Hall of West Philadelphia asked Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas(notes), "After we beat you this season, what else are looking forward to this year?" Timmy: "I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself, fella." He then walked in back of the curtain and screamed "Serenity Now!" [NHL.com]
• Alexander Ovechkin's(notes) day in New York: "There were laughs, a little tedium and gap-toothed smiles mixed with icy stares." There was also more talk that he will risk suspension to play in the 2014 Sochi Games. [Welcome To The Show]
• Brian Burke continues to make life interesting with a quasi-public pursuit of Phil Kessel(notes) of the Boston Bruins: "It's clear we're trying to upgrade our forward group." [Sun Media and Globe & Mail]
• Could Phil Kessel, in the long run, be a better player than Dany Heatley(notes)? And which one can you stomach more? [THN]
• Oh, isn't that precious: The Dallas Stars are using a computer program to determine how much to price-gouge their fans for weekend games. [Dallas Morning News]
• A group of 80-and-over players are looking to make the Guinness Book of World Records for playing in a tournament. Competitive juices flowing, Chelios frantically ramps up search for other players born during the Renaissance. [CP]
• Good, balanced look at how high Jim Balsillie is willing to go financially in order to win the Phoenix Coyotes. [Hamilton Spectator, and also check out the timeline for this week's auction]
• Which VH1's "Rock of Love" contestants are this season's New York Rangers players? Michal Roszival as Daisy? Not sure we want to be his rock star. [5-Hole]
• The Flyers will unveil their Winter Classic jerseys this Friday; the Boston Bruins will release theirs next week. Any chance either of them are going to be anything we haven't seen before? [Icethetics]
• The New York Post teases the New Jersey Devils as having interest in Patrick Marleau(notes) and Mike Comrie(notes) in an article about Patrik Elias(notes) moving back to center under Jacques Lemaire (yuck). [NY Post]
• The Florida Panthers invite Martin Skoula(notes) and Christian Backman(notes) to camp, and break the bad news to Jassen Cullimore(notes) fans (you know who you are) that the veteran D-man won't be back next season. [Sun-Sentinel]

• Look, we don't want to say there were attendance issues at the Canada Cup tournament in Vancouver but ... [Getty Images]
• St. Louis Game Time talks with an orthopedic surgeon about defenseman Erik Johnson's(notes) road back from that demonic golf cart attack. [STGT]
• The International Ice Hockey Federation announced on Wednesday that it has issued an international transfer card to Jiri Hudler(notes), allowing the former Detroit Red Wings player to compete in the Olympics, the KHL and really anywhere else that'll pay him. [Slap Shot]
• Happy birthday to former Colorado Avalanche and Atlanta Thrashers Coach Bob Hartley. We know this thanks to NHL Digest's massive, awesome hockey birthday calendar. [NHL Digest]
• Thanks to SensTown for the interview invite, even though they've published a photo of yours truly so large that it looks like a Thanksgiving Parade balloon. Part One is up, in which I bash the concept of "overall NHL fans." [SensTown]
• We highly recommend the NHL's video coverage of his NYC tour. Here's a taste ... [Part One and Part Two]
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Please, go ONE ARTICLE without mentioning the Crapitals, Ovechkin, or your butt buddy JP.
I will be forever in your debt.
F'ing bandwagoners. I can't wait for the team to suck again so all the 38,000 Crapitals blogs (including this one) will cease to exist.
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I also would not be surprised if some European players started thinking about not extending contracts beyond the 2012-2013 season to keep their Olympic options open.
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-imagining the NY Rangers as "Rock of Love" contestants put a tear in my eye from laughter, but some disturbing images in my head...
LETS GO RANGERS!
http://www.NYRangersRoundup.blogspot.com
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Were you Mr. Beans stunt double?
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Which is a shame, really, if only for all the Puck Daddy jokes that would have contained the phrases quote Hillary Duff end quote and quote devil end quote.
In all sincerity though, has the Post every really been right about a Devils rumor? Since 1995 the Devils were trading Sergei Brylin, and the guy ended his NHL career always being a Devil.
PS- I typed out quote and end quote because Yahoo seems to have declared war on quotation marks.
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I'm sure Kessel is not alone in skipping the Boston Flavor Aid; anyone else want to lay bets on Tim Thomas being the next Dwayne Roloson?
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Also the last professional sport to not allow its players to take part in the Olympics was Major League Baseball, they only allowed minor leaguers to go. When it became clear that all they were going to get was college players and minor leaguers the International Olympic Committee yanked the sport from the Olympic lineup. They also took women's softball down with it. Do we really want to risk losing hockey as an Olympic sport? Are we willing to risk costing women's hockey their place at the Olympics because we didn't want to lose a couple of weeks of professional hockey? Do we want to risk it just because we don't want our professional players to risk getting hurt playing for their countries, their pride, and their love of the game (instead of money)?
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Brodeur and Zajac will most likely never be traded. It's just not a move Lou would ever make. Zajac is way to valuble as the 1st line center with a new contract. Maybe in year 3/4. Brodeur will retire a devil unless he wants to go to montreal, which is the only other team he would go to by choice.
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Maybe instead of black and yellow they'll go yellow and black with
a lowercase "b"! Ha!
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Create a caption:
Darth Basillie uses the dark side of the force to move the Galactic Senate from Glendale, AZ to Hamilton, Ont. leaving behind a resilliant Chanslor Bettmen and daughter.
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seriously, is anyone ever surprised to hear about teams devising new ways to gouge their customers? This is the NHL, where Boots and Spano (criminally deceitful money-wise) are acceptable but Balsillie (legitimate millionaire who can prove it) is bad for the league.
Fans and anyone with money, if you do business with the NHL be prepared to give up tons of $$$ at their whim.
And while Kessel would be an upgrade for Toronto, is he the answer? No. He's just a little more talented version of Jason Blake. Caveat emptor.
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