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"Wade Redden looks disinterested, worn down and flat out terrible against the Leafs tonight. Or, as he calls it, 'playoff form.'" - "Brian Burke" on his Twitter parody feed.

Sean [last name withheld] is a 33-year-old Toronto Maple Leafs fan and blogger for the Leafs site Down Goes Brown. For just over a month, he's also been "Brian Burke" on a frequently hilarious Twitter parody of the Leafs and the NHL.

The first indication that this may be a blogger and not, in fact, the veteran hockey executive and current Leafs general manager can be found staring readers in the face from the top right corner of the page: Where the URL of Sean's blog and a "bio" that reads "yes, it's a parody" is located.

If that isn't enough to validate that this is, in fact, not Brian Burke, then a quick glance through the "Tweets" would do it. One assumes the Leafs general manager wouldn't be giving out the ATM passwords for beat reporters or writing items like, "After the game, the Pens called and offered Crosby and Malkin for Schenn. Told them to call back when they were willing to offer fair value."

This morning, Sean went to check his email and discovered a dozen messages all mentioning the Globe & Mail in Toronto. Columnist David Shoalts had not only written about Leafs Nation being "a-Twitter" over the fake "Brian Burke," but reached out to Burke himself to clear up any misconceptions over what is, without question, an obvious parody.

From Shoalts:

Twitter allows its users to send and read short posts, functioning as a message board for those who think, for some unfathomable reason, their random thoughts need to be inflicted on others. Someone signed up with Twitter under Burke's name and posted a number of remarks insulting to other people in the hockey world. Burke said in an e-mail message on Sunday night that he had nothing to do with the messages and the Leafs have issued a complaint to Twitter about the imposter.

Sean was stunned to the point of incredulity.

"The post missed the point of the whole thing so badly, you kind of have to wonder if it's actually intentional; an example of trying to go out and create a little controversy where there isn't one," he said.

"The part that makes me laugh is that he actually got Brian Burke to confirm that it wasn't him. I can't shake this picture of Brian Burke -- 10 days before the trade deadline, one of the most important weeks of his professional career -- and he has to respond to these email inquiries from a Globe reporter."

As Leahy blogged about over the weekend, the "Brian Burke" (notice the quotes used here and in the original story) Twitter feed has become a minor sensation, both for its sharp insight and wicked humor.

What it isn't, Sean from Down Goes Brown said firmly in a telephone interview today, is an attempt to trick anyone into believing he is actually the Leafs GM.

"One of the things that bugged me about the Globe and some of the posts that have come up this weekend is the implication that there's a shadowy person on the Internet who, under the cloak of anonymity, is impersonating Brian Burke," he said.

"You go to the Twitter feed, and there's a link to the blog right on there. You can e-mail me and find out who's writing it."

There have been Twitter feeds in the past that have blurred the lines between parody and whether a real individual was using the service to reach out to fans. The NHL had to come forward and announce that a "Wayne Gretzky" feed wasn't actually The Great One.

Shoalts wrote that the Leafs had "issued a complaint to Twitter about the imposter." Sean said Twitter hasn't contacted him with any complaints as of this morning,

"The thing is that Twitter, in their terms of service, is actually very clear on this whole issue. They specify that an impersonation account is a violation of the terms of services, and that they can suspend the account with no further questions asked. But they make a specific exception for parody, and the test that they apply is whether a reasonable person would understand that it's a joke," he said.

Indeed, Twitter has anticipated that its publishing platform may be used for satirical purposes. From Twitter Support:

What is Impersonation?

Pretending to be another person or business as entertainment or in order to deceive is impersonation.  Non-parody impersonation is a violation of the TOS, specifically article 4 which states:

4. You must not abuse, harass, threaten, impersonate or intimidate other Twitter users.

The standard for defining parody is, "would a reasonable person be aware that it's a joke."  An account may be guilty of impersonation if it confuses or misleads others-accounts with the clear INTENT to confuse or mislead will be permanently suspended.

"I have a hard time believing anyone can look at the feed, spend more than 10 seconds on it and [not] know that it's not the real guy," said Sean.

The "Burke" Twitter has been going on for just over a month. It was born on the popular Toronto Maple Leafs blog Pension Plan Puppets as a fan post.

"As a Leafs fan, there's not a lot to laugh about these days. What's the old saying? You have to laugh to keep from crying?" he said.

What Sean said is lost on many is that the feed isn't an attack on Burke; rather, the ficticious "Burke" is the curmudgeonly straight man for jokes about the Leafs and the rest of the NHL.

Gradually, Sean began to gain readers about five or six a day. ("It just sort of snowballed from there.") Over time, other blogs and message boards started getting in on the joke. Alanah Downey from Canucks and Beyond blogged about it in late January. As more links to the Twitter feed spread around the Web, Sean would see peaks and valleys of readership.

Now, with the Globe & Mail coverage and coverage around the Web, Sean has a growing following that comes with a lot more scrutiny.

"This isn't the direction that I wanted it to go. It was more fun when it was a smaller thing, with people passing links on," he said.

"The worst case scenario is that I go to make a post and I'm locked out. Which wouldn't be the end of the world."

The NHL has long been at the forefront of digital innovation, from videos on YouTube to social networking. If it's failed anywhere, it's in the humor department, as the blogosphere continues to churn out parodies and satire and frank editorial writing that the League (and its MSM partners) either misinterpret or generalize as being detrimental to the game.

Sean understands why what works on a Twitter feed might not work on NHL.com. "They're trying. A lot of this stuff is easy to do when you're some random blogger and you don't have a brand to protect. It's a little harder when you're the Toronto Maple Leafs or the NHL," he said.

As it stands, "Brian Burke" will continue to exist in the mind of Sean and on the Twitter parody.

So with the trade deadline nearly here, what does "Brian Burke" intend to do?

"I think everybody's gone," said Sean, channeling his alter ego.

"Everybody other than Schenn."

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END NOTE: We've received dozens of e-mails this afternoon about a post Dwayne "Eklund" Klessel authored about Leahy's original "Brian Burke" Twitter story that published over the weekend.

Dwayne referred to Puck Daddy as "a web blog that calls itself a pro hockey site" and tattled to Leafs GM Brian Burke that Leahy's story had somehow "lent credence" to the idea that it was actually Brian Burke blogging on Twitter ... with posts like "ran into Eklund last night. He kept grilling me about trades and rumors. Finally I just paid him for the pizza and slammed the door." Uh-huh.

As some of you might know, we have some history with Dwayne, having authored a feature story for AOL Sports NHL FanHouse that explained his history on the Web; a story that had him threatening litigation behind the scenes to have it edited or removed from AOL Sports.

In his coverage of "Brian Burke" story, Dwayne claimed that Leahy "gave no indication to the readers" that the "Burke" feed was a parody. We understandably assumed that anyone who read the absurd "Tweets" from "Burke," or clicked through to the Twitter feed, would know that it was a parody. Then again, people pay for hockey rumors, too.

But the premise of Dwayne's argument is undeniably false and misleading. Every mention of "Brian Burke" in our story was between quotation marks, including in the headline. Dwayne removed those quotation marks when referencing our post on HockeyBuzz; altering our original content in order to present a false picture of our coverage to his readership and, in turn, an NHL executive.

That's rather libelous, in our estimation. We've requested he edit his post to reflect the true nature of our original work; we've yet to hear a response or see any clarification on his Web site.

As for his hysterical claim that "some mainstream media guy or team rep will cite this story as to why they believe that only mainstream writers should be granted credentials" ... I'll be sure to bring this up at the next Professional Hockey Writers Association meeting, and make sure the other members of that Association don't have any misconceptions about the "Brian Burke" Twitter feed or our coverage of it.

I don't intend to comment on this again here, because it's a cry for attention from a marginalized individual that deserves to go unanswered beyond some vital clarifications. My focus is on providing outstanding content for Puck Daddy's readership, not engaging in some concocted "radio war" with a has-been lusting after our Web traffic and your wallets.

Despite his slandering us to an NHL executive, we're content to let our reputation as a hockey blog speak for itself, and hope that Dwayne will do the same with whatever reputation he's invented for his pseudonym this week ...

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  1. Chemmy
    1. Posted by Chemmy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    The link to "Pension Plan Puppets" is a link to Eklund's site. I have to assume this is an insult.
  2. Wyshynski
    2. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ Chemmy--
    I'll fix that one right away, sir.
  3. Greg
    3. Posted by Greg Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    Nice response Greg. Civil, professional and thoughtful. I'm curious to see what Eklund responds with.
  4. Wrap Around Curl
    4. Posted by Wrap Around Curl Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    Damn the Man. Save the Empire.
  5. Chemmy
    5. Posted by Chemmy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    Haha, thanks. This "scandal" is absolutely hilarious, and I'm not sure what's funnier, that Shoalts covered it or that Eklund let us all know that we've been naughty and are making bloggers look bad.
  6. blurr1974
    6. Posted by blurr1974 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:15 pm EDT

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    Down Goes Brown is an awesome blog, and the man behind it has wit to spare (hence the "Burke" tweets...)
    I'd say the positive spin out of all this is, more folks will check out his site. Maybe they'll stop paying for the comedy Dwayne's been pushing and enjoy Sean's site for free?
  7. The Great One
    7. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    If Eklund is focusing on this with the trade deadline around the corner, when will he have time to pull names out of the hat?
  8. Chemmy
    8. Posted by Chemmy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    Yeah, Down Goes Brown rules.
    I told Sean this morning that he should tell the real Brian Burke he'd be willing to take down the parody twitter in exchange for an 8.5" x 11" photo of Burke giving the thumbs up, autographed as "Sean, Have a cool summer, Brian".
  9. MPL
    9. Posted by MPL Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    Did anyone actually think it was Brian Burke that was Twittering?
  10. puckhog
    10. Posted by puckhog Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    Eklund is a tool. Not only person of sound mind can take him serious.
  11. The Confluence
    11. Posted by The Confluence Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    Wait a second, does this mean Malkin's NOT going to the Thrashers ??
    Oh, Praise the Lord.... ;)
  12. mother pucker serif
    12. Posted by mother pucker serif Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    "we're content to let our reputation as a hockey blog speak for itself"
    Alright, finally we can carry on with our juvenile antics and bad hockey jokes without distraction from other, more "serious" blogs!
    To quote Wayne Campbell, "Game on!"
  13. PhilW
    13. Posted by PhilW Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    Eklund is a girlie man
  14. big audio
    14. Posted by big audio Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    no offense, but this entire blog is just a glorified cry for attention by a marginalized individual anyway ... people who live in glass houses ....... however, the point you make is a good one, in terms of the quotes being removed aspect and how it affects what was "reported" by you. But don't get all holier-than-thou, because you and Eklund are basically the same.....
  15. puckhog
    15. Posted by puckhog Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    Just finished reading the Fanhouse story. Became even more convinced that Eklund is a buttmunch.
  16. elemeno
    16. Posted by elemeno Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Eklund's amazing, to have the time to look for dirt on the Puck Daddy blog while sifting through the hundreds of reliable trade texts he receives every day... he's superhuman... though he almost does look like Bono on a buffet binge or a lame James Bond villain, most likely from the Timothy Dalton days.
  17. eyebleaf
    17. Posted by eyebleaf Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    down goes brown for prime minister
  18. goavs88
    18. Posted by goavs88 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    Well done Greg. I give it an (e4) that Ek does nothing to change his story. Stay tuned...
  19. Jason
    19. Posted by Jason Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    Wysh dominates Eklund (e5)
    Gotta love a little blog-drama to make my mondays more entertaining.
  20. books
    20. Posted by books Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:22 pm EDT

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    @The Confluence...No, according to a reputible source he's going to the Kings...or perhaps the Leafs if recent rumours have any credence...of course as this last rumour comes directly from "Brian Burke's" own words we believe strongly that the Pens may actually be looking to part ways with both Crosby and Malkin!!! Remember you heard it here first!!!! :)
  21. JohnB
    21. Posted by JohnB Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    Wow, "Eklund" is a complete tool. Sue the crap outta him, take hockey buzz and run it how it should be Wysh. This d*ck just makes stuff up so he has a reason to make you pay for his site. The only jackasses that probably give him information are player agents so they can stir up talk about their clients. I hope you burn in hell you fraud. Cause honestly he'll probably comment back under another anonymous name saying how great he is.
  22. Patty (in Dallas)
    22. Posted by Patty (in Dallas) Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:42 pm EDT

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    I liked the "Michel Therrien" Twitter feed, too. I didn't for one second think it was the real guy.
  23. puck it dano
    23. Posted by puck it dano Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    You'd have to be a dweeb not to know that was parody.... geez louise, get a grip.
  24. J-D
    24. Posted by J-D Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:31 pm EDT

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    This is pretty stupid coming from a blogger who's had someone running a blog specifically designed to mock him (in case we've all forgotten the greatness of Peklund the Phoney Hockey Blogger).
    Wysh, I was really hoping you were going to tear him limb from limb like it was the Andrew Ference-Steve Ott fight. I had my Puck Daddy pennant out and everything. Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
  25. mapleleaf
    25. Posted by mapleleaf Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    According to some of my most reliable sources Eklund's 15 minutes of fame are about 3 seconds from being up (E5)

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