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Paulina Gretzky is the 19-year-old daughter of Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones Gretzky, but mostly Janet Jones Gretzky. Here she is playing in the first round of the Ford Wayne Gretzky Classic in Clarksburg, Ontario; a golf tournament that managed to bring together the exceptional talents of Charles Barkley, Jim Balsillie and Alan Thicke.

Ken Beckett from The Power Play became rather smitten with Paulina Gretzky (at 19, can we still call her "The Jailbait One?"), and offered some details about her career as a singer. Indeed, one of the great accomplishments of her rather stunning life was when her song "Collecting Dust" was featured on MTV's "Laguna Beach":

What, no appearance by Los Angeles Kings superfan Lauren "L.C." Conrad during a Gretzky song?

Paulina Gretzky also previously performed Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" (video), although comparing her vocal range to the Lilith Fair queen is like comparing Wayne Gretzky's passing to that of Wayne McBean. But the young lady has talent, as you can hear on her MySpace page. Hey, one of her friends is Alanis Morissette! Can't beat that.

H/T to our buddy Nemmy at The 2 Man Advantage, who was as stunned as we were that Paulina Gretzky has been walking this Earth without proper hockey blogosphere vetting. Thanks for the tip, and for this important commentary: "Yes, that's an outty belly button sticking through her tight shirt. I'll bet any money that she has a better wrist shot than I do. Maybe The Leafs will offer her $3.5MM a year to play D."

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  1. twoeightnine
    1. Posted by twoeightnine Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    You suck Greg! How did it take you this long to bring her up?
  2. Wyshynski
    2. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ twoeightnine
    Seriously, I had no idea. I was blinded by Phuthberts and Duffries and completely missed the boat on her.
    BTW -- "How did it take you this long to bring her up?" *cough*that'swhatshesaid*cough*
  3. TheTick
    3. Posted by TheTick Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    Just so you know Paulina, I'm adding you to my spank bank.
    /Sean Avery'd
  4. Butt Pirate
    4. Posted by Butt Pirate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:03 pm EDT

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    Wah wah wee wah!
  5. gbrobagelman
    5. Posted by gbrobagelman Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    feel free to mix in an occasional steak and some potatoes......
  6. Bubbabanjo
    6. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Wyshynski you stink
  7. Paul A
    7. Posted by Paul A Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:30 pm EDT

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    Outty belly button, or a piercing? Inquiring minds want to know!
  8. wijnbergenlapa
    8. Posted by wijnbergenlapa Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 pm EDT

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    Looks like a young Jenna Jameson.
  9. alex m
    9. Posted by alex m Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    can you say "hot tee"?
  10. Wyshynski
    10. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ wijnbergenlapa
    That is a GREAT call. Distrubingly great.
  11. Brian S (brianguy)
    11. Posted by Brian S (brianguy) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    one great picture, one not so great picture, hmmm. I'll stick with the GREAT one.
    gotta love what appears to be a belly ring also. nice
  12. Brian S (brianguy)
    12. Posted by Brian S (brianguy) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    oh darn just an outtie. oh well still spankable
  13. Louie
    13. Posted by Louie Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    I want her to ride my zamboner
    She gives me a high stick
    I want to score 5-hole on her
    I want to play with her in between periods.
    etc. etc. etc.
  14. T-Dizzle
    14. Posted by T-Dizzle Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    There's a reason why they call him THE GREAT ONE...That's because he's got great sperm to produce that little hotty right there.
  15. Boowers
    15. Posted by Boowers Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    19? Check the birth certificate. The Zamboni needs to resurface that face.
  16. Gooner
    16. Posted by Gooner Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:26 pm EDT

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    Considering the shoulder turn she's taking on that putt, she sucks at golf. It's either a 75 footer or she's putting on gravel.
    A 75-footer is ok if it's for eagle, but It's not likely she's down in two on a par 5 after rolling a 3-wood from 230 yards out...
  17. Merk
    17. Posted by Merk Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    Ha... Gooner I believe you may have missed the point.
  18. AVALANCHE
    18. Posted by AVALANCHE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    ah come on Wysh.
    you totally stunk this one up. you should have given this one to us back in late may or early june so we'd have something worth while to look at during the off season...i mean come on...life revolves around beer, puck, and hotties (and if it doesnt it sure as hell should) and the fact that she's the fruit of the great one makes it that much better. although im sure she'd be a better puck handler than a golfer but then again when you live in Phoenix you dont have much chance for getting ice time. send her up north and put her on ice....im guessing puck skills would be second nature to her.
    wyshynksi you have disappointed me once again.
    your judgment stinks
    the great one does not stink
    anyone named gretzky cant possibly stink unless they are trying to coach the coyotes.
    ms gretzky indeed does not stink
    now excuse me while i go clean the drool off my chin
  19. Mike L
    19. Posted by Mike L Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:53 pm EDT

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    She is f-in hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. Mike
    20. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    hot tee
  21. Michael M
    21. Posted by Michael M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm EDT

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    Okay this is just wrong. SHE LOOKS LIKE WAYNE!... granted every straight male hockey fan would probably take one for the team if offered by The Great One... giving it to a Gretzky is a priviledge only reserved for Kevin Stevens on a blueline. Creepyness. I haven't heard her sing, but we can only hope she's not as awful as Olivia Newton John's daughter.
  22. darren y
    22. Posted by darren y Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

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    hi im from newfoundland canada,i m a big fan of your dad.also i heard your songs on;ine here you are are great.your fan and dad darren young,

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