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Since our buddy Seth at the Post-Gazette first opined on the concept of Jersey Fouls, we've been getting flooded with images of sweaters good and horrendous, asking for the Simon Cowell treatment. Some are easy calls; some are a bit more challenging, like the creative "Detroit Sucks Infinitely" one from earlier this week.

Now, most of you are seeing this Crosby No. 87 Calgary Flames jersey, and your fingers are already perched on the "E" and the "P" in order to type "EPIC FAIL." That's fine; Pittsburgh Penguins superstar Sidney Crosby on a Flames sweater makes about as much sense as a Seattle Mariners Derek Jeter jersey, right?

But what if we told you the dude who owns the jersey is named Matthew Crosby? His e-mail explanation:

I'm sure you're already getting sick of the whole jersey "fouls" situation, but I'm sick of the abuse I get for having the last name Crosby, and being a new huge Flames fan, and being ignorant (read: Australian) enough at the time to get a Crosby 87 jersey.

No. 87 in cricket is considered a "devils" number because it's 13 short of a century. So it was my idea of not being superstitious that I got that number. Then my wife (girlfriend at the time) tells me a few months later that a Crosby had been drafted No. 1 overall and I'd never guess his number. If I'd done the whole birth year thing, I'd get even weirder looks wearing 85.

Our first thought was that this is a royal snow job by a clever puckhead. But lo and behold, the "devils number" thing is true.

Clearly, this isn't your garden variety Pass/Fail. At its core, we're still dealing with a fan putting his own name on a sweater, which is a jersey foul. But if your name is Crosby, and there's some crazy pre-Sidney justification for having 87 ... man, who knows? Matthew said in his e-mail that he and his lady are tired of "the pathetic group that mill around in a knitting group fashion and just shout out ridiculous insults at me because they know everything hockey related." With all of this in mind, we ask ...

Pass or Fail: Matthew Crosby's No. 87 Calgary Flames "Crosby" jersey?

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  1. zephyr
    1. Posted by zephyr Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:23 pm EDT

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    FAIL.
    Even more fail for whining like a little girl for getting flack about it. Man up nancy crosby or take it off.
    Also, the flames have good players on that team. Maybe get one of those players jerseys since your are 23 and have no hope of ever playing in the NHL for them.
  2. Hamilton Tigers
    2. Posted by Hamilton Tigers Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This would be like Brent Gretzky wearing 99 when he played for the Lightning - If you have the name of a superstar, you don't adopt the number as well on another teams jersey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Dave Y
    3. Posted by Dave Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    This may be the fail to end all fails
  4. wufpirate
    4. Posted by wufpirate Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    FAIL.
    no excuses!
  5. Dave Y
    5. Posted by Dave Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    I am surprised my computer didn't just explode.
  6. Jerk Store
    6. Posted by Jerk Store Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    fail. it's actually a legitimate jersey which should be a "pass" but because of the hassle of having to explain it everytime to people and the harrassment he'd get from fans, its a fail.
  7. sleza
    7. Posted by sleza Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:55 pm EDT

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    mixing hockey and cricket: FAIL
  8. btumpak
    8. Posted by btumpak Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    EPIC FAIL.
    I don't give if Robert Langdon deciphered the DaVinci Code with this excuse.... horrible.
  9. N. Y. NIGHTMARE
    9. Posted by N. Y. NIGHTMARE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    fail just for putting your own last name on an NHL sweater...dont be that guy
  10. banginpanger.com
    10. Posted by banginpanger.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    Put some mo' shrimp on the barby. And make sure you wear that FAIL jersey as an apron.
  11. Jerk Store
    11. Posted by Jerk Store Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    its as big a fail as throwin some tofu on the barbie
    / go back to oz, mate
    // do they even have ice in australia?
    /// maybe that means bettman is looking to put a franchise there
  12. Matt
    12. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    lol fail
  13. Deker
    13. Posted by Deker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    This was a FAIL as soon as Crosby was drafted and showed off his new Penguins 87 jersey.
  14. Ed K
    14. Posted by Ed K Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    Gotta like the effort, but...FAIL. If you want a Flames jersey with stuff on the back, what's wrong with "IGINLA 12"?
  15. Rock Me Dr. Zaius
    15. Posted by Rock Me Dr. Zaius Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    Fail. Why is this even a question? Personalized Jersey's are #1 on the fail list. Furthermore, if my last name was Crosby, I would get it legally changed to something that sounds tougher, like Kittenlover or Fluffybunny and put that on a jersey. And I wouldn't cry about it when people made fun of me at a hockey game.
  16. Jon A
    16. Posted by Jon A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    FAIL unless...
    He changes the team name to the Calgary Whinyass Douches. With a team like that, a Crosby jersey wouldn't even get a second look.
  17. Dave Y
    17. Posted by Dave Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    Balsillie might try to buy the Flames and move them to Melbourne now.
  18. Whale4ever
    18. Posted by Whale4ever Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    Doesn't matter what the excuses may be. MASSIVE COLOSSAL AIRBUS A380 FAIL.
  19. Mike H
    19. Posted by Mike H Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 pm EDT

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    That just seems like too ridiculous of a coincidence to be true. I vote FAIL.
  20. Ms.Conduct
    20. Posted by Ms.Conduct Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    Fail. Man up and get an Iginla sweater and quit whining. For heaven's sake.
  21. onmyown
    21. Posted by onmyown Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    All this pass/fail nonsense over jerseys.
    Does it really matter? Isn't really just a shirt?
    If the Devils decided to change their Logo, colors, and added plaid to their jersey. I would still be a fan of theirs.
    I'm not a fan because of just a shirt.
  22. the rabid buffalo
    22. Posted by the rabid buffalo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    Fail, see #9
  23. James P
    23. Posted by James P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    fail
    hahahahahaha
  24. Curt S
    24. Posted by Curt S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Epic Fail - Not for putting Crosby's name and number on a Flames jersey but for having chosen your number based on cricket slang.
  25. ask me
    25. Posted by ask me Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    PASS, but only if the sweater serves the sole purpose of post-masturbatory cleanup.

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