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For the second postseason in a row, writer/director/puckhead Kevin Smith agreed to be part of NHL.com's roster of celebrity bloggers for the Stanley Cup playoffs, following his beloved New Jersey Devils.

He had quite a first act to follow: In 2008, Smith asked women dating "misogynistic" New York Rangers fans to withhold sex until the following season. So to kick off his blogs this season, the man who gave the world the delightfully vulgar "Clerks" and "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" informed readers that he would be swapping out "potentially offensive terminology" with the "kindler, gentler, more family-friendly and NHL-approved term 'Gretzky' (or a derivative/conjugation of Mr. Gretzky's names) instead."

As in: "Devils in 5. [Wayne] you if you don't believe me."

It was witty, edgy ... everything the NHL could expect from a Kevin Smith blog. And yet it was Smith's first and final blog on NHL.com this postseason. Yesterday, Smith announced his hockey blogs would be moving to his online diary site My Boring-Ass Life:

With zero acrimony whatsoever, and nothing but love for the NHL, I'm here to announce the Devils Playoffs blog will move back here, to SilentBobSpeaks.com. Even though I was able to find a way around swearing in the blog, the NHL site is - understandably - a lot less liberal than my website. So rather than submit multiple drafts of a blog in order to make it more general audience friendly, we've decided that maybe it'd be best to move the blog back here, where I can let my hair down more.

No cause for alarm or outrage. S'not a big deal. No reason to be pissed at the NHL or me. This just makes more sense - as sports generally play to family audiences, and I generally play to reprobates and Persons of Interest.

You don't have to be a Jersey cynic to read between those lines. A source with the NHL confirmed to us yesterday that the parting of the ways concerned Smith's boundary-testing content in his first post. "We acknowledge that we need to be a family-friendly source of information, and there was an agreement [about] that on both sides," the NHL official told us.

It's disappointing to see the NHL play it so safe with what was rather benign content from one of the few household names in its "celebrity" blogging community. (No disrespect intended to the great Jay Baruchel and Jason Reitman.) The League's gotten a bit more accepting of unconventional voices on its official Web site this postseason; it's a shame to see one of them silenced because of an overly puritanical approach to editorial.

Of course, the upside is that we'll now be able to read Silent Bob's thoughts on Rangers fans without filters, constraints or concerns for good taste. Which could rank up there with the "Good Will Hunting 2" parody in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" for comedic genius.

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  1. Daniel C
    1. Posted by Daniel C Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:41 am EDT

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    Maybe he should have asked his readers to show him their V
  2. Whale4ever
    2. Posted by Whale4ever Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:45 am EDT

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    I'm not even supposed to be here today
  3. sleza
    3. Posted by sleza Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:49 am EDT

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    I love hockey but NHL really does everything it can to make it impossible to love it
  4. Doug P
    4. Posted by Doug P Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:52 am EDT

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    The NHL is a terrible organization. Bureaucracy at its worst.
  5. forgotpasstoblaurg
    5. Posted by forgotpasstoblaurg Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 am EDT

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    I don't know how much of a 'household' name Kevin Smith is
  6. Ch M
    6. Posted by Ch M Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:00 am EDT

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    Apparently Smith's comedic wit was too complicated for Bettman to explain to his daughter. Guess this means we will never see Leary blog for the Bruins either.
  7. Satan (not to be confused with the NHL player)
    7. Posted by Satan (not to be confused with the NHL player) Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:05 am EDT

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    Applesauce, b****!
  8. joe h
    8. Posted by joe h Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:06 am EDT

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    Not surprising. As much as I like to bash the NHL, no other league would allow his type of humor fly, haha. It's better on his own site. Do you part and pimp it out! I love being a Ranger fan--he makes villains of us all.
  9. Panda God
    9. Posted by Panda God Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:08 am EDT

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    @Doug P
    Clearly, you don't live in NY State.
    Also, Kevin better redo his first round prediction...
  10. btumpak
    10. Posted by btumpak Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:09 am EDT

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    Go Gretzky yourself!
  11. Blackcapricorn
    11. Posted by Blackcapricorn Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:16 am EDT

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    Preach it Sleza!
  12. Runnin up on ya !
    12. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:16 am EDT

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    @#1
    EXACTLY! i guess vulgarity in the NHL's eye's is in the eye of the beholder...err, uh...$pon$or.
  13. fetus enchiladas
    13. Posted by fetus enchiladas Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:18 am EDT

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    who cares.
    only reason you mention this is because he's a fellow devils fan.
    "I love hockey but NHL really does everything it can to make it impossible to love it"
    really? you can't enjoy the game for what it is, especially during the playoffs? if the nhl disregarding celebrity blogging really makes you not like the nhl, i don't think you were ever really a fan of the game itself in the first place.
  14. Stephen M
    14. Posted by Stephen M Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:18 am EDT

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    who is tthis guy?
  15. The KBBL Party Penguin
    15. Posted by The KBBL Party Penguin Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:19 am EDT

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    Zack and Miri would've played on more screens if it had been called "Zack and Miri Make a [Gretzky]."
    In a show of solidarity I will now replace all swears in my life with the words [Kris Beech].
    e.g. "Man, the way Don Cherry fawns over that guy, you'd think he was ready to get on his knees and suck on his [Kris Beech]."
  16. astcter
    16. Posted by astcter Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:20 am EDT

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    I don't like the sound of those apples, Will. What are we gonna do???
  17. Anthrax Jones
    17. Posted by Anthrax Jones Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:22 am EDT

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    Where's Roger Millions when you need him?
  18. Runnin up on ya !
    18. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:23 am EDT

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    So when James van Riemsdyk makes the cut next year will Bettmen and his cronnies sensor out his name on the back of his jersey? Not sure how you pronounce his last name but Bettmen will have to explain to his daughter why that man's jersey questions what Rymes with D!ck or Dyike take your pick.
  19. Number Six
    19. Posted by Number Six Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:25 am EDT

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    The term "family-friendly" should not only be removed from our language but removed from our public consciousness--it's just an excuse to censor things that shouldn't be withheld from adults. This is hockey, fer cryin' out loud!
    And make no mistake, kids swear more on the playground than Kevin Smith does in his blog.
  20. Runnin up on ya !
    20. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:25 am EDT

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    KBBL. you are a real son of a [Beech]
  21. Cd T
    21. Posted by Cd T Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:26 am EDT

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    Nobody cares what a famous fat sh!thead thinks or cares about regarding hockey
  22. Runnin up on ya !
    22. Posted by Runnin up on ya ! Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:28 am EDT

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    WTS! Man, I'm gonna smurf her smurf so smurfingly that her heads gonna smurf. So smurf that smurf and her boyfriend. That smurfs gonna get it in her smurfhole.
  23. Tim G
    23. Posted by Tim G Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:32 am EDT

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    Buttman thinx he's God, but he comes across more like the 2nd coming of Hitler's youth. LET's GO DEVILS!
  24. Curt S
    24. Posted by Curt S Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:36 am EDT

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    It could be worse. They could start deleting blog posts because someone thinks that a little inneundo in 'Reader Post Awards' is offensive. Now THAT would suck.
  25. Curt S
    25. Posted by Curt S Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:38 am EDT

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    [Gretzky] the NHL and Yahoo for censoring good humored fun!

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