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Last season, we blogged about some of the most embarrassingly awful bobblehead dolls in recent hockey history, from Ken Daneyko with teeth to Eric Staal's(notes) blow-up doll face to the year-round tan on the ghostly white Brian Leetch.

Blake from Wild Nation referenced that post in sending over this image of an upcoming Mikko Koivu(notes) bobblehead doll from the Minnesota Wild, writing "I thought you'd like to see the Wild's failed attempt at capturing Mikko Koivu's likeness."

Problem No. 1: We know the economy's in the tank, and attempting to sell a thus-far pitiful product to discerning Wild fans must be difficult, but ... $25 for what's uniformly given away throughout sports? Heck, even the Los Angeles Kings are giving their fans a spiffy looking Luc Robitaille bobblehead to commemorate his Hall of Fame induction -- and that's a collector's item, for sure.

But as you can see in the full advertisement on the Minnesota Wild's Web site: The bobblehead doll actually costs more ($25) than the starting price for tickets to Wednesday night's game (Oct. 28) against the Nashville Predators ($24), when the doll will be released. Nothing says "quality entertainment" better than a sports ticket that costs less than a paperweight ...

Problem No. 2: As Blake said, this isn't exactly a Madame Tussaud's-quality likeness of the Wilds' new captain. In fact, we ran the bobblehead through the Puck Daddy supercomputer and discovered this genetic breakdown:

But hey: Great looking sweater. Not the new third jersey, which would have added a little nostalgic value to a $25 cubicle tchotchke, but a nice jersey nonetheless. Whatever you do, just don't take this Minnesota Wild bobblehead on the road -- you'll be sure to lose it.

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  1. campbellmcdonald32
    1. Posted by campbellmcdonald32 Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:05 am EDT

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    ....Nothing says "quality entertainment" better than a sports ticket that costs less than a doll....
    /fixed
  2. Your Nation's Capital
    2. Posted by Your Nation's Capital Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:19 am EDT

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    Got a little John Elway happening there too.
  3. Max_Powers
    3. Posted by Max_Powers Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:35 am EDT

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    'Whatever you do, just don't take this Minnesota Wild bobblehead on the road -- you'll be sure to lose it. '
    lol. like a dog ate a diamond earring. this line was the gem in the poop of a blog entry.
  4. Slumpy
    4. Posted by Slumpy Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:40 am EDT

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    Free bobblehead giveaway at The Joe next month.
    http://cdn.nhl.com/redwings/images/upload/2009/10/Budd-Lynch-Bobblehead.jpg
    Yeah it ain't a Koivu but Bud Lynch is a local legend in the org. and his bobblehead doll's likeness doesn't make him look like some 1980's republican izod wearing douche like Koivu's does ,lol.
    Face on that bobblehead looks like the clown that was in that Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party that got abused for being douchey.
    I predict sales of the Koivu doll to be under 100 suckers tops.
  5. NYR34
    5. Posted by NYR34 Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:50 am EDT

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    Hey Wysh, if this trend continues you might have to counter with a feature called Bobblehead Fouls...
  6. habs1rule
    6. Posted by habs1rule Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:00 am EDT

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    Looks like Jimmy Carter....Commenting from the Peanut Gallery.
  7. Almost Lewboski
    7. Posted by Almost Lewboski Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:03 am EDT

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    I thought it was Reto Von Arx doll night at the X.
  8. Vicious
    8. Posted by Vicious Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:17 am EDT

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    Bobblehead Mikko looks like its been smoking too much of the Scandinavian grass
  9. G.O.A.T.
    9. Posted by G.O.A.T. Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:32 am EDT

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    You call it an awful rendition, I call it spot on exact replica. Look at his picture, the face is uncanny...
  10. Vee
    10. Posted by Vee Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:05 pm EDT

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    'Whatever you do, just don't take this Minnesota Wild bobblehead on the road -- you'll be sure to lose it.'
    classic
  11. Tacks
    11. Posted by Tacks Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:13 pm EDT

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    "Limit 2". Classic. Yeah I'd hate to see anyone drop more than $50 to pick up this masterpiece of asian manufacturing that costs 3 cents.
    // Looking forward to the havlat version where he's lying on the ice with his eyes bobbling around in his head and kronwall standing over him.
  12. NostraChronus
    12. Posted by NostraChronus Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    nice, habs1rule, I was going to say Bill Clinton, but definitely a ringer for Jimmy Carter.
  13. Badgerdano
    13. Posted by Badgerdano Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:15 pm EDT

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    A disturbing cross between Carter, Clinton, and Elway, but not Koivu. By the way, nice goal by the Kaner against the Wild last night!! GO HAWKS!
  14. buffalowing
    14. Posted by buffalowing Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    20 bucks says G.O.A.T works for the Wild PR department.
  15. buffalowing
    15. Posted by buffalowing Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:03 pm EDT

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    20 bucks says G.O.A.T. works for the Wild PR department.
  16. K
    16. Posted by K Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    That bears a striking resemblance to Mike Bossy.
  17. Nancy
    17. Posted by Nancy Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:37 pm EDT

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    I was thinking Keith Carney all the way.
  18. JP13
    18. Posted by JP13 Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    Wow I wonder how poor Mikko feels about all of this.
  19. canada
    19. Posted by canada Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:45 am EDT

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    Wow! Worried about Koivu"s bobblehead but can't IR Gonchar. Yahoo only empoloys real Pros.
  20. canada
    20. Posted by canada Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:52 am EDT

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    employos= [profane]s. I'm so mad - ignore a sport if u want 2. Don't hack on them when easy. U wanna run fantasy hockey - then effin do a half assed job of it.
  21. StevenG
    21. Posted by StevenG Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:35 am EDT

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    What the hell team charges for a bobblehead?
  22. meangene_2009
    22. Posted by meangene_2009 Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:14 am EDT

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    That picture of Koivu looks like the guy who does the "O-face" on "Office Space" in maybe 10 or 15 years.
  23. Griz O
    23. Posted by Griz O Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:47 am EDT

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    i say it looks more like kim johnsson...

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