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One of our primary complains about most NHL broadcasters is that they seldom say anything interesting, let alone controversial. Which is why Mike Milbury remains the embodiment of "be careful what you wish for."

The former Boston Bruins player and New York Islanders architect of calamity has called the Washington Capitals the "Crapitals" on the air; he's engaged in passionate debates about fighting in which he's labeled his broadcast partner as a flower child and angered gay groups by tossing around the phrase "the pansification of hockey"; and, in perhaps his most patently offensive remarks, he even endorsed the managerial practices of the current Tampa Bay Lightning ownership.

During last night's Boston Bruins/Philadelphia Flyers game, Milbury nearly tasted his own shoe once again on NESN's intermission report. While watching highlights of the Buffalo Sabres' game against the Toronto Maple Leafs, Milbury offered a candid assessment of Sabres forward Tim Connolly.

He definitely called him "self-centered," but Kevin at Barry Melrose Rocks wasn't the only one who thought Milbury added a [potentially NSFW] noun to the end of that phrase. Listening to it a few times, however, Milbury clearly says "self-centered dink" rather than "self-centered" ... uh, Mr. Cheney:

Clearly, Milbury's status as a pot-stirring NHL voice has grown to the point that it's assumed he slipped up when talking about a player he doesn't care for. As Barry Melrose Rocks points out, "Mike Milbury and Tim Connolly have a bit of a history. Milbury drafted Connolly in 1999 when he was GM of the Islanders and then subsequently shipped him off to Buffalo two years later in a draft day trade." The two aren't exactly swapping holiday cards.

Look, we've had our fun with Mad Mike for being one of the single most inept hockey executives of the last 20 years. He has a track record of administrative uselessness that makes Dunder-Mifflin look like Apple.

But watch any Versus telecast, and tell us that hockey doesn't need more Mike Milbury-types on television who are willing to toss around words like "pansy" and label their enemies as "self-centered little dinks"? Even if it means stomaching Mike Milbury to hear them.

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  1. Strikers09
    1. Posted by Strikers09 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    Mike Milbury... The Americanization of Don Cherry.
  2. Myke Hunt
    2. Posted by Myke Hunt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    His commentary is as useful as Mike Millen's at the Super Bowling event.
    He is just fishing for a job.
  3. carl_vs_mastershake
    3. Posted by carl_vs_mastershake Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    "New York Islanders architect of calamity" I like that Wysh.
    At least Mike didn't call Tim "a slice of crap"
  4. GT
    4. Posted by GT Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    The fact that Milbury disapproves leads me to believe that Tim Connelly may be a worthwhile player.
  5. Matt
    5. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    #4: He is. When he's healthy.
  6. James P
    6. Posted by James P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    If anyone else had said it, it would be good for hockey. But Milbury? I mean, the guy has about as much credibility as my grandmother talking about the XFL.
    The most astounding thing regarding Milbury, is that he hasn't committed suicide yet. The second is, that he still has a job outside of flipping burgers at McDonald's.
  7. Anthrax Jones
    7. Posted by Anthrax Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Milbury nearly tasted his own shoe, then took it off and beat one of the tech guys with it.
  8. Daniel C
    8. Posted by Daniel C Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Perhaps it was Mike Milbury who came up with the "Show me your V" commercial and sent it to his boss, David Wallace. Welcome to the premier of corporate crapfest!
  9. Tacks
    9. Posted by Tacks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Of course Connolly centers himself, his wingmen aren't sitting with him on the couch watching him recover from his latest concussion...
  10. Wyshynski
    10. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ Andrew V --
    You know, the Millen Milbury thing is just about perfect, isn't it?
  11. the immortal reg dunlop
    11. Posted by the immortal reg dunlop Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    mike milbury: roberto luongo & olli jokinen for oleg kvasha & mark parrish.
    end. of. story.
  12. Big Rich
    12. Posted by Big Rich Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    Off topic: If Danny Briere finally hits puberty and grows 1 inch, will he change his number to 49?
  13. J.J. from Kansas
    13. Posted by J.J. from Kansas Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    If you could somehow turn nonsensical, hate-talk into electricity, you could make billions by patenting the first ever Milbury / Cherry reactor.
  14. Big Rich
    14. Posted by Big Rich Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    When will the Leafs fix the horrible spelling mistake? The plural of leaf is leaves, not Leafs!
  15. Brendan
    15. Posted by Brendan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    I think Milbury just likes to show his "V" a little too much...perv.
  16. Jason
    16. Posted by Jason Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    I enjoy casters like that. Mickey Redmond is my favorite sports caster. I remember one game they said that Hossa averages something like 1.8 goals every 5 hours of play with his favorite red stick and blue laced skates. (Obviously not that obscure) But Mickey started making fun of the guys at Fox whom have way to much time on their hands coming up with all of these irrelevant stats.
  17. Deker
    17. Posted by Deker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    I can't believe all the people who use thier digital cameras to make video of their television screens. So stupid. If you're going to post video like that, at least use a table or tripod, and trun the volume up so your audience can hear it, dummy.
  18. Potvinsux
    18. Posted by Potvinsux Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:17 pm EDT

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    Matt Millen, Mike Milbury and Heather Mills should have a reality show where they live together called My Three Mils
  19. Potvinsux
    19. Posted by Potvinsux Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:17 pm EDT

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    Also, how does Milbury have time to be an analyst? Isn't he still cleaning Charles Wang's $hit off of his nose?
  20. J.J. from Kansas
    20. Posted by J.J. from Kansas Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    My biggest problem with Mike Milbury is that he gets near-constant opportunities to beat Pierre "Douche Canoe" McGuire" into a pulp and never capitalizes.
  21. Hans Gruber
    21. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    Can't wait until Saturday to see Kostitsyn and Grabovski possibly make love at center ice.
  22. Fox
    22. Posted by Fox Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT

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    Millen wasn't that horrible a football broadcaster before the Lions hired him (whether this is because of any intrinsic talent Millen might have had, or whether it is easier to look competent compared to guys like Brian Baldinger, Tim Green, Tony Siragusa and the various Golics is a debate for the football threads). Milbury ... well, Anthrax beat me to the best material.
  23. swrbuffalo
    23. Posted by swrbuffalo Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    We here in Buffalo are OK with this; However I would guess that it is hard to be self centered when your the set up guy. Milbury you are a Douche. You are now only affiliated with hockey through a network. To endorse the managerial practices of the Tampa Bay Ownership, is foolish but I'm guessing they took pages out of your sad books called "I Am Not Good at My Job", and the sequel "How to Run a Franchise Into the Ground".
  24. swrbuffalo
    24. Posted by swrbuffalo Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Milbury for Janitor 09'
  25. banginpanger.com
    25. Posted by banginpanger.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    Mike Milbury could play the new Jim Carr in Slap Shot The Return directed by Rob Zombie. Just sayin.

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