Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:44 pm EDT
Every weekday in August, Puck Daddy presents "5 Ways I'd Change the NHL," in which a cross-section of sports media and hockey personalities offer solutions, suggestions and absurdities to remake the League to their liking. We're thrilled to have Matt Bradley, forward for the Washington Capitals, contributing his list today.

By Matt Bradley
1. Play every team home and away at least once. This is a no-brainer. It's a national league -- it only makes sense that every city gets to see every team.
2. Make the nets bigger. With the size of goalies and their equipment now, sometimes you look up and there's not much net to shoot at. Some of us can't always hit the part of the net we see. Make'em bigger and there will be a little more margin for error.
3. All the first and second line players have to play wrong-handed. Let's level the playing field a bit for those of us on the third and fourth lines. I bet these guys would adapt, no problem. They'd probably have wicked backhands, too.
4. Goalies are blindfolded for shootouts. We had a shootout go 12 rounds this year without a goal. It got so bad I had to hop over the bench and take things into my own hands.
5. I automatically get to play on Alex Ovechkin's line every game. I've talked to Coach Boudreau about this before, but it hasn't gotten anywhere. If I'm in charge, I'd make it a league rule and take the decision out of his hands. Let's add 10 years to my contract while we're at it so Ovie doesn't have to worry about changing linemates as he's hitting his prime.
Matt Bradley signed a new three-year deal with the Washington Capitals earlier this season. On Friday at noon (OK, noon-ish): Mike Ross of XM Radio's NHL Home Ice.
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I just figured I'd get the ridiculousness out of the way up front so maybe we won't have to sift through all the "Corky" comments like we did from yesterday's post.
And hey...one serious suggestion, one half-way serious suggestion, and 3 jokes is a good mix.
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This post is fantastic!!!!
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Learn to read someone's full comment before calling them out.
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I'm guessing no
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One thing he won't tell you here, but he is the person responsible for putting recycling bins at the Caps practice facility and encouraging that these also be placed in the phone booth. He's a real asset to the caps...
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I stopped reading after the first line, cause, the post sounded ignorant
Leave the jokes to Puck Daddy - he does them a lot better!
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The first paragraph was meant to sound ignorant. Forgive me if you didn't find it humorous. I can take not being funny. It's much better than being grouped in with the people that are too arrogant or lazy to read a whole post before assuming that the poster is ignorant...like you did.
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Bring him to San Jose! We like players with humor (see Roenick).
Players w/o humor we let go (See Belfore, Selänne, Campbell)
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I agree with Michael H
I started this one stupid article, or post, or whatever it was, and it started with, "We the people, in order to form a more perfect--" and I thought, I don't need to read anymore, there was no way that all, like, 400 million people wrote it, and I mean, I know that I was never consulted, so obviously it wasn't representative of my concerns or needs, so whatever, I just didn't bother.
Now, on the other hand, one letter or book or whatever, started with the line, "It has turned out fortunate for me today that destiny..." now, see, how that is so much better? It rings of how great life and the future can be. I don't remember who wrote that one, I think he was German, and the letter was called Mine Comps, or something, but whatever, obviously I'm not one for details.
So, please, for the sake of all us red blooded puckheads, The Carter, reconsider writing your first line in a more positive, point-encompassing manner, so we don't have to read the rest of your post know what you mean.
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Goalies blindfolded for the shootout? Wish i thought of that! Bradley is a maverick!
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@gosharx
i thought the carter was pretty funny... however i do agree with leaving the jokes to the end like you did!
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