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Every weekday in August, Puck Daddy presents "5 Ways I'd Change the NHL," in which a cross-section of sports media and hockey personalities offer solutions, suggestions and absurdities to remake the League to their liking. We're thrilled to have Matt Bradley, forward for the Washington Capitals, contributing his list today.

By Matt Bradley

1. Play every team home and away at least once. This is a no-brainer. It's a national league -- it only makes sense that every city gets to see every team.

2. Make the nets bigger. With the size of goalies and their equipment now, sometimes you look up and there's not much net to shoot at. Some of us can't always hit the part of the net we see. Make'em bigger and there will be a little more margin for error.

3. All the first and second line players have to play wrong-handed. Let's level the playing field a bit for those of us on the third and fourth lines. I bet these guys would adapt, no problem. They'd probably have wicked backhands, too.

4. Goalies are blindfolded for shootouts. We had a shootout go 12 rounds this year without a goal. It got so bad I had to hop over the bench and take things into my own hands.

5. I automatically get to play on Alex Ovechkin's line every game. I've talked to Coach Boudreau about this before, but it hasn't gotten anywhere. If I'm in charge, I'd make it a league rule and take the decision out of his hands. Let's add 10 years to my contract while we're at it so Ovie doesn't have to worry about changing linemates as he's hitting his prime.

Matt Bradley signed a new three-year deal with the Washington Capitals earlier this season. On Friday at noon (OK, noon-ish): Mike Ross of XM Radio's NHL Home Ice.

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  1. Michael
    1. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Awesome
  2. Hyphen
    2. Posted by Hyphen Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    I appreciate a guy who realizes he isn't an NHL superstar and can make fun of himself. Thank you Matt Bradley. You have taken the 5 Ways concept and given actual insight to the issue rather than lame jokes. Good luck this year I am now rooting for the Caps in the East.
  3. The Carter
    3. Posted by The Carter Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    This guy is a joke! He should be fired from hockey! Blindfolds and wrong-handed firstliners? Wysh...I can't believe you posted this crap. Canada invented hockey!
    I just figured I'd get the ridiculousness out of the way up front so maybe we won't have to sift through all the "Corky" comments like we did from yesterday's post.
    And hey...one serious suggestion, one half-way serious suggestion, and 3 jokes is a good mix.
  4. Cory K
    4. Posted by Cory K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    where do you see the caps next year? especially after the Huet deal
  5. Leahy
    5. Posted by Leahy Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:27 pm EDT

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    Let's hope the sarcasm gets picked up today...
  6. Michael
    6. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    @ The Carter, learn to take a joke bud!
    This post is fantastic!!!!
  7. Jenn
    7. Posted by Jenn Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    Matt's definitely a great guy to have in DC. He's such a cool guy in person too. Go Caps!!!
  8. The Carter
    8. Posted by The Carter Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    @ Michael H
    Learn to read someone's full comment before calling them out.
  9. ljmiller1975
    9. Posted by ljmiller1975 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:54 pm EDT

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    Now this is why hockey players are so approachable. Too funny. Nice to see someone who has a personality.
  10. jibblescribbits
    10. Posted by jibblescribbits Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    @ Leahy:
    I'm guessing no
  11. Brian S (brianguy)
    11. Posted by Brian S (brianguy) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    I had no idea who Matt Bradley is, but hey he's kinda funny so props to him
  12. NYR10LSC
    12. Posted by NYR10LSC Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    This was great, true honesty. If I played, I'd want those five as well. The hardest part would be just keepin up with Alex. Nice job Matt.
  13. Michael
    13. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm EDT

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    Bradsis probably the funniest player to ever come through DC since Bob Sirois. The 12 round shootout was great drama and from up in the cheap seats, you could see the confidence that Bradley had when he skated up with the puck and shot it past the Edmonton goalie to win the 12 rounder 1-0.
    One thing he won't tell you here, but he is the person responsible for putting recycling bins at the Caps practice facility and encouraging that these also be placed in the phone booth. He's a real asset to the caps...
  14. Deadmarsh
    14. Posted by Deadmarsh Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    Screw blindfolds, I think Matt Bradley should have to strap on pads and get in net for shootouts.
  15. Tyrannosaurus Mex
    15. Posted by Tyrannosaurus Mex Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Good to see to see a player have a great sense of humor. We miss you in San Jose.
  16. Dave
    16. Posted by Dave Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT

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    Thought he was gonna ask to be traded back to Pittsburgh, not gonna win anything in Washington. Funny list though.
  17. Michael
    17. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    @ The Carter
    I stopped reading after the first line, cause, the post sounded ignorant
    Leave the jokes to Puck Daddy - he does them a lot better!
  18. BBenn12AA
    18. Posted by BBenn12AA Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:52 pm EDT

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    nice to see a guy make fun of him self and laugh about it ..we would never see the golden child sid do something like this ! i kinda would like to see the goalies be blind folded ..nice touch for the skills shootout?!
  19. The Carter
    19. Posted by The Carter Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    @ Michael H
    The first paragraph was meant to sound ignorant. Forgive me if you didn't find it humorous. I can take not being funny. It's much better than being grouped in with the people that are too arrogant or lazy to read a whole post before assuming that the poster is ignorant...like you did.
  20. The Planet
    20. Posted by The Planet Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    Nice!
    Bring him to San Jose! We like players with humor (see Roenick).
    Players w/o humor we let go (See Belfore, Selänne, Campbell)
  21. Commy #22
    21. Posted by Commy #22 Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    leave the nets the way they are...they are fine...this isnt soccer...
  22. GoSharx
    22. Posted by GoSharx Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    @ The Carter
    I agree with Michael H
    I started this one stupid article, or post, or whatever it was, and it started with, "We the people, in order to form a more perfect--" and I thought, I don't need to read anymore, there was no way that all, like, 400 million people wrote it, and I mean, I know that I was never consulted, so obviously it wasn't representative of my concerns or needs, so whatever, I just didn't bother.
    Now, on the other hand, one letter or book or whatever, started with the line, "It has turned out fortunate for me today that destiny..." now, see, how that is so much better? It rings of how great life and the future can be. I don't remember who wrote that one, I think he was German, and the letter was called Mine Comps, or something, but whatever, obviously I'm not one for details.
    So, please, for the sake of all us red blooded puckheads, The Carter, reconsider writing your first line in a more positive, point-encompassing manner, so we don't have to read the rest of your post know what you mean.
    Leafs/Sharks: Finals Grudge Match! I'm calling it now!
  23. Sherry
    23. Posted by Sherry Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    It constantly amazes me how many commenters trade in their humour pants for their angry pants when they read Puck Daddy.
    Goalies blindfolded for the shootout? Wish i thought of that! Bradley is a maverick!
  24. cataphractspirit
    24. Posted by cataphractspirit Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    Good stuff.
  25. c.w.
    25. Posted by c.w. Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    point #1 is priority ammendment to the scheduling. as hockey player thru and thru, i can tell you that you'll find most are funny like matt (just most of them can't write as well!)
    @gosharx
    i thought the carter was pretty funny... however i do agree with leaving the jokes to the end like you did!

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