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So does this technically qualify as Evgeni Malkin's(notes) day with the Cup?

The Pittsburgh Penguins star and lady-friend Oksana Kondakova were photographed last week in Miami, challenging the weight restrictions for pool furniture. Based on the Penguins' uniforms, both sported what appears to be their third-swimwear.

They also enjoyed some beach fun, and the photo evidence can be viewed on Lainey Gossip (PG-13 images/language warning; H/T Hockey For The Ladies, Big League Screw and Splash News). As you'll see in the photos, Oksana's bikini (possible NSFW) is a mere suggestion. Yikes ... is there a chance she had a single eye-to-eye conversation with a heterosexual male while on vacation?

No word if Malkin actually uses a Terrible Towel at the beach, despite the photographic evidence. Or if he's made food porn with Oksana yet, as he has with other alleged companions.  

Speaking of porn, Tampa Bay Lightning No. 1 draft choice Victor Hedman may just be awesome. In a Q&A with the St. Petersburg Times, Hedman was asked:

What's the last book you read?

[Hedman:] I don't want to say. The last one was Jenna Jameson, How to ... Make Love Like a Porn Star. I read The Dirt about Motley Crue.

Naturally, Joe Bolts Fan says what's better left unsaid: "The kid's got a helluva porn star name and he may just aspire to be one."

Honestly, we're more excited about his reading "The Dirt" by Motley Crue. We've had players who party like rock stars in the NHL before; we've yet to have one that partied like Nikki Sixx. Let's just hope he doesn't end up looking like Vince Neil or Mick Mars.

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  1. thenachofan
    1. Posted by thenachofan Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:22 pm EDT

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    This bomb certainly qualifies as a trophy. Like if someone welded Stanley and Smythe together...
  2. Adam Jones
    2. Posted by Adam Jones Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:25 pm EDT

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    Ugg..Victor Hedman totally read "The Game" and all the stupid "Mystery Method" that d-bags subscribe to. You know, because that book had a happy ending.
    Seriously, what's up with him reading all that Neil Strauss?
  3. Patrick
    3. Posted by Patrick Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:26 pm EDT

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    How can you not love summer?
  4. thenachofan
    4. Posted by thenachofan Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:26 pm EDT

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    Oh yeah, Mrs. Kondakova's got to have a Penguin logo sown on this piece of beachwear (am I inventing words here? haha)
  5. Ricky N
    5. Posted by Ricky N Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:26 pm EDT

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    i wouldn't kick her out of bed - 2 trophies.. Stanley Cup and this hot Russian bombshell
  6. M
    6. Posted by M Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:35 pm EDT

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    I am surprised his parents weren't looking on in those welcome to america expressions. That is scandalous. He almost looks as if he protecting himself from making contact.
  7. trollinnanger
    7. Posted by trollinnanger Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:40 pm EDT

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    How many of you would like to cop a feel on the bobblehead laying on top of Malkin? I know would!
  8. Max_Powers
    8. Posted by Max_Powers Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:40 pm EDT

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    In 4 years she's gonna have all his money and be bangin Hedman like a pornstar.
  9. Sledge Longfellow
    9. Posted by Sledge Longfellow Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:40 pm EDT

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    In Russia, bikini wear you.
  10. Rhonda
    10. Posted by Rhonda Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:41 pm EDT

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    Interesting body language between Malkin and Miss Thang-ov. She's crawling all over him and he has his arms crossed between them.
  11. rotina b redhot
    11. Posted by rotina b redhot Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:52 pm EDT

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    this something we don't need to see i don't know why yahoo sports did this.
  12. Duffman
    12. Posted by Duffman Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:52 pm EDT

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    Sweet, trade Malkin to the Panthers on the selling point that he can enjoy these bikini escapades all year long.
  13. Azulonius
    13. Posted by Azulonius Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:54 pm EDT

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    #10-you took the words right out of my mouth. Notice that she only got back together with him after they won the cup? Maybe she just needs a career boost. Funny, I dont see any pictures of Sidney with women, hrmmm...
  14. Monky14
    14. Posted by Monky14 Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:54 pm EDT

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    yo Rotina, if u dont like it, why the [profane] r u looking at this post u dumb$h!t!!!!!
  15. Aron
    15. Posted by Aron Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:56 pm EDT

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    thanks TMZ, isn't free agency period starting or something
  16. Monky14
    16. Posted by Monky14 Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:57 pm EDT

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    haha Malkin's playing hard to get.
  17. The KBBL Party Penguin
    17. Posted by The KBBL Party Penguin Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:01 pm EDT

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    NHL Marketing campaign for 2010's playoffs.
    The Stanley Cup: The hardest trophy to win and the easiest way to get into a woman's pants.
  18. CanadianBunnies.com
    18. Posted by CanadianBunnies.com Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:02 pm EDT

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    A Malkin hattrick - Stanley, Conn Smythe and a hot blonde.
  19. Wyshynski
    19. Posted by Wyshynski Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:04 pm EDT

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    @ Aron --
    Hey, didja miss the Sedins post that ran RIGHT BEFORE THIS?
    Seriously, the inherent lack of fun in some people makes the Internet completely suck sometimes. Go read a book or something.
  20. Gary B
    20. Posted by Gary B Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:05 pm EDT

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    Now that is a trophy! I wish this was one they gave to the fans for a day.
  21. Monky14
    21. Posted by Monky14 Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:08 pm EDT

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    ^^ hahaha lmao!
  22. Deker
    22. Posted by Deker Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:08 pm EDT

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    @ Aron
    this isn't a story about britney spears, it's evgeni malkin and his half naked girlfriend. stop being a troll and go back to your TMZ
  23. books
    23. Posted by books Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:16 pm EDT

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    I think Malkin is asleep in that pic...and I object to Wysh slandering books in post #19. A lot of readers on this blog would serious benefit from investing in literacy. :)
  24. Stilly
    24. Posted by Stilly Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:17 pm EDT

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    "Seriously, the inherent lack of fun in some people makes the Internet completely suck sometimes. Go read a book or something. "
    Heard that. People, if you want the same free agent stories day after day, go to CBC or TSN or something. Any excuse to post a smokin hot bodied blonde who seems to lack inhibition is a good one. That she's with the Conn Smythe winner who plays for the reigning Stanley Cup Champions (never gets old) is the perfect cover to post babes. Well done Wysh.
    Anyone who mistakes Puck Daddy for a traditional hockey "journalist" is oblivious.

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