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I put pen to paper on some NHL predictions yesterday for the first time this season, comfortably predicting that the Carolina Hurricanes would finish second in the Southeast Division and make the Stanley Cup playoff cut. Then came word that forward Justin Williams had torn his right Achilles tendon in an off-ice workout, and could miss six months.

So I did what any pundit does when new crap comes to light: I rolled up my predictions and smoked them. Which got me thinking: Justin Williams is a Lebowski Rug player.

In the Coen Brothers' seminal comedy "The Big Lebowski," the centerpiece of The Dude's stoner hovel is a rug. Not the prettiest rug, nor the most luxurious. But damn if it didn't really tie the room together. When that rug gets urinated on or stolen by Maude Lebowski to get one's attention, the impact of its absence becomes abundantly clear.

Make no mistake: Justin Williams is a top six forward who's posted a 70-point season. But he's not Eric Staal, and he's not Rod Brind'Amour. His impact on the team is measured more in his subtraction than it is appreciated when he's on the ice; like last season's protracted absence with an injury. He's the Lebowski Rug of the Hurricanes. You don't know what you've got 'till it's gone.

But the NHL is full of these kinds of players, who aren't going to the All-Star Game but whose absence has, in the past, hugely impacted their teams. Here are a few names; how many Lebowski Rugs does your team have?

Colin White, New Jersey Devils: He'll never be Scott Stevens of Scott Niedermayer or Brian Rafalski as far as hockey cred goes. But as the Devils' defense is currently constituted, he may as well be Rod Langway. He's one of the few true physical presences on the blueline. He missed the start of last season with an injury; all the Devils did upon his return in November was go on an 8-0-1 run.

Jere Lehtinen, Dallas Stars: His all-star days are behind him, which allows the winger to sometimes get overlooked. But know this: He missed December and January last season due to injury; he came back in February and the Stars ripped off a 12-2 run. He's a lot like Williams in the sense that he's no Mike Modano or Brenden Morrow -- he can never be the sole reason your team is slumping. But damn if you don't miss him dearly when he's out.

Brett Clark, Colorado Avalanche: He wasn't the most famous name to end up in the infirmary last season for the Avs, but he's good at everything and great at nothing. Versatile, able to adjust his playing time to different roles. A nearly perfect example of the Lebowski Rug: You don't get emotional about the rug until someone takes a leak on it, and you don't miss Brett Clark until he's eating popcorn in the press box.

The Buffalo Sabres: A bit of a cheat putting an entire team here? Let me ask you this: Is there another roster in the NHL that has as many Lebowski Rugs as the Sabres do? And not just because Ryan Miller looks like he could really pull off a Donny from "Lebowski" costume at Halloween.

Here's the thing with the Lebowski Rugs of the NHL: Their losses aren't always deal-breakers. That's the difference between the Lebowski Rug and a Lynch Pin or an Unsung Hero: The Rugs can actually inspire with their absence. Look at Williams and the Hurricanes: The team was 18-16-3 with him, 25-17-3 without him last season. So while some had him pegged for as much as 73 points this season, Carolina will adapt and excel, just like it did last year. Hopefully, the Pittsburgh Penguins do the same with Ryan Whitney's loss -- he's a bit of a Lebowski Rug, too.

Losing a Lebowski Rug can inspire greatness. If The Dude hadn't lost his, would the mystery of Bunny's kidnapping ever have been solved?

But that's the thing about injuries, man: Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you ...

So who are your Lebowski Rug players?

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  1. The KBBL Party Penguin
    1. Posted by The KBBL Party Penguin Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:04 pm EDT

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    Good comparison to Whit's, Whyshy. People rag on him because he doesn't put people into the boards 10 times a game, but his ability to move the puck from the defensive zone to the neutral zone during the rush and his play on the PP will be missed until he returns.
    My pick for a Lebowski Rug is Max Talbot. The Geico Caveman blocks shots with his body like he's a secret serviceman taking a bullet for the President. When he was out 1/3 of the season last year, his energy and PK play was missed, even if it didn't reflect in the final standings.
  2. TheTick
    2. Posted by TheTick Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    You should put Jochen Hecht for the Sabres. Does everything you ask to little fanfare outside of WNY, and the Sabres definitely struggle when he's not there.
  3. J.S.
    3. Posted by J.S. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    i thought it said letowski rug at first
  4. Hans Gruber
    4. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    williams provides so much to the canes this is going to hurt. not only is he perenially a 30 goal scorer, but he is a top two penalty killer and very responsible in his own zone. like you say an unsung hero or lebowski rug. now that i live in nc this is the team that i follow since it is all that is broadcast on tv. (i tried center ice, but am no longer a night owl and would usually be sleeping be the time the 3rd started in the east coast games). last year when the canes were hit with injuries, many unkowns filled in admirably. this team has no issue with scoring, but it is defense and goaltending that are the question marks. i think they will miss williams intangibles more than his offensive output.
  5. .................................................!
    5. Posted by .................................................! Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    Shaone Morrisson. With him, Mike Green is Norris material. Without Morrisson, Green is pretty average.
  6. Wyshynski
    6. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ jason s --
    the irony is, of course, that letowski is not a lebowski player.
  7. J.P.
    7. Posted by J.P. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    I'm not sure I quite follow the criteria here (time/place/college/etc.), but I'll suggest Tom Poti from the Caps.
  8. Matt
    8. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    I opened this thinking "how many Sabres could make this list?"
    Glad you didn't disappoint, Wysh.
  9. J.P.
    9. Posted by J.P. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    I'll buy b.reed's call on Mo, too, though I vehemently disagree with the "Without Morrisson, Green is pretty average" assertion.
  10. Wyshynski
    10. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    Shaone Morrisson is a PERFECT Lebowski Rug player.
    Here's the criteria, in simple form: A guy who you don't realize ties the room together until he's gone. A player that gets mentioned more in his absence than when he's playing. But, unlike the "unsung hero," a player whose loss a team can sometimes overcome, as Carolina has with Williams in the past.
  11. Jon A
    11. Posted by Jon A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    I traded for Justin Williams early last season. I didn't have to give too much for him and I thought he was going to breakout and have a great season but he was a total flop. Even when he was not injured he was terrible. Steer clear of him if you wanna win this year.
  12. Tacks
    12. Posted by Tacks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    i'll throw a few out there for comments or critcisms. sean avery, john madden, tomas holmstrom, shawn horcoff, mike komisarek, chris neil, brendan witt
  13. knucklehead
    13. Posted by knucklehead Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Since this has not yet turned into a Red Wing story, let me kick this thing off right. Until last year I would have said Kirk Maltby. Malts seemed to struggle a bit to find his place in the game. So, my pick from last season, although he did'nt miss many games is Rafalski. His efficiency on both ends is under-rated, although he is well compensated for it.
  14. Wyshynski
    14. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ knucklehead --
    Rafalski may have lost his Lebowski Rug status when he signed with the Wings. There's no question he's now considered to be a vital part of that team and a No. 2 on defense. I think he's appreciated when he's on the ice as much as if he was missing.
  15. Brodie30
    15. Posted by Brodie30 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    John Madden is more a lynch-pin; Sean Avery is a brain tumor. Initially it may bridge a few neurons together and have a short term benefit, but eventually it becomes malignant and kills you.
  16. .................................................!
    16. Posted by .................................................! Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    Ok maybe Green isn't "average" without Mo, but we saw how he struggled and felt uncomfortable without his partner. And as Green goes, in many ways, so do the Caps.
  17. So What???
    17. Posted by So What??? Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Brodie30:
    Now you've gone and maligned brain tumors everywhere!
  18. Hans Gruber
    18. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    Jay Pandolfo. Very glad he is returning to the Devils.
  19. tbart213
    19. Posted by tbart213 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:57 pm EDT

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    Max Talbot. Wouldn't want to go into the season without him!
  20. knucklehead
    20. Posted by knucklehead Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    True... No.2 status does throw a wrench into that pick. Draper would be the guy.
  21. rskindred
    21. Posted by rskindred Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:54 pm EDT

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    Just chiming in to say that The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever made.
  22. ~jai~
    22. Posted by ~jai~ Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    Wysh- someone somewhere is putting a pinkie toe in the mail for you...
  23. Magnet-Crotch
    23. Posted by Magnet-Crotch Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    Maude didn't take The Dude's rug. She took The Big Lebowksi's rug.
  24. Wyshynski
    24. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ Alvord --
    Well, to be fair, The Dude stole the rug from the Big Lebowski, which infers a transfer of ownership, man.
  25. JCHANEY454
    25. Posted by JCHANEY454 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    I agree with this weird point of view. I think Matt Cullen could be put into this discussion too.

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