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Jersey Fouls is our ongoing exploration of the rules and etiquette for proper hockey jersey creation and exhibition. If you spot what you think may be a foul in your arena, e-mail a photo to us at puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com for inclusion in future installments.

As mind-numbing as the majority of them are, some Jersey Fouls make you use the old noodle to figure out what's going on. Especially if, like us, you cheated your buttocks off in high school Algebra.

So what's all this about? Eric Roitman from 5-Hole.com explains:

The girl's jersey has the name "QT" and the number "Pi". Get it?  She said she's a math teacher and she was in fact cute so maybe we can give her a pass.

The reaction from the gentleman passing in front of her would seem to validate Eric's assessment of her aesthetics. As for the jersey ... well, points for innovation. This would have made for a great personalized license plate. Except it's a New York Rangers jersey.

Speaking of ingenuity, here's a Phil Kessel(notes) Protest Jersey from a Boston Bruins fans that's an instant Pass -- especially when one considers the increasing lottery chances for Brian Burke's Toronto Maple Leafs.

From Puck Buddy David T.:

Here's a great jersey I spotted outside the TD Garden before last Thursday's game. I have to admit that I quite liked it and I think the guy deserves an 'A' for creativity.

It does bring up an interesting jersey foul question - what to do with a player jersey once he is no longer on the team.

Great question, and the possibilities are endless. Thoughts?

(Coming Up: A Manhattan-sized helping of Rangers Fouls; the Toews-Sakic debate; a Stanley Cup Fail in the Garden State; 100 percent of awfulness; the newest Sutter brother; and the Alexander Ovechkin Russian conundrum.)

And here ... we ... go.

Back to MSG for a moment for these Fouls, from Puck Buddy Michael Gross:

One is a Frankenjersey foul. The left shoulder had 17 and the right had 18. You get the point with the Dubi-Staal back. What a waste.

The other one is just for you!

Booooo! Let's touch on the Devils Suck sweater for a moment. The number is 94, as in 1994, as in the year the Rangers beat the Devils in the conference finals on the Matteau Matteau Matteau goal. This would certainly be a scathing indictment of the Devils ... were it not for the fact that Jersey won three Stanley Cups and made the playoffs in all but one season since '94, of course.

As for the Frankenjersey ... you know, had this been Staal-Whoever-His-Defensive-Partner-Is sweater, maybe it gets a pass. But this combination, while sequentially appropriate, is stupid.

We're equal opportunity offenders here at Puck Daddy, which means it's time the NJD takes its hit. Here's Puck Buddy David C.:

Not the best picture quality as the subject was moving, but check out this jersey from a Rangers-Devils game. It's a Devils' jersey with the number "06" and the name "Stanley Cup?" (Yes, with question mark).  As you know, the Devils did not win the Cup that year.  Also, if they had won it, who the heck would want that question mark on there!  FOUL!

Everything you said here is true, good sir. The question mark was lost on us the first time we saw this image, but there it is. In any event, the Carolina Hurricanes formally request this jersey be burned in a tailgate BBQ pit.

Uh, yeah.

Honestly, we're as sorry for the jersey as we are about the fact that this photograph makes it appear Xmas Turkey is about to hold his buddy's hand and skip down the street.

Thanks to Frank Wisniewski for the image.

Puck Buddy Ben L. sent over this Jonathan Toews(notes) sweater, and at first glance it would appear to be a perfectly normal Chicago Blackhawks Winter Classic jersey -- and it is. The devil is in the details, as Ben explains:

I caught this offending sight last night at the Pepsi Center during the great retirement ceremony for Sakic. I feel the guy thought it was OK because he was wearing #19, but a Toews Blackhawk jersey at this particular game/night?!? I don't know if this truly is a jersey foul, but I certainly felt it was and wanted to pass it along to you.

We're going to give this on a Pass, and here's why: Toews is on the record as saying he wears No. 19 in honor of Joe Sakic(notes). So although it's a Hawks jersey at a very significant Colorado Avalanche game, it at least has some relevance.

Back to the Nashville Predators, as the great Paul Nicholson sends over this Ryan Suter(notes) Foul:

Caught this tonight at the Predators "meet the team party". Apparently the Suter's don't have enough family history in hockey so she thought she'd improve on Ryan's heritage and make him part of the Sutter family.

Reportedly this is the same lady that embarrassed herself at the team lunch last week by bragging that the Preds aren't like the Titans and don't get DUIs. Uh... yeah...needless to say, that went over well with the crowd.

Sounds like Booster Club President material right there.

We know something that doesn't rule 100% ...

From Puck Buddy DeMotte C.:

So we're at our big-time NHL exhibition game, watching the world class match-up of the Hamilton Jets... er, Phoenix Coyotes versus Tampa Bay, and I see this.

I'm thinking that even in the Major Junior city of Everett, home of the WHL's Silvertips, this is a jersey foul.

Yes, indeed it is. But shouldn't we also blame the jersey makers for making percent symbols? Aren't they just enabling this behavior?

And finally ...

Matt, a.k.a. Wittcap79, would like a verdict on this Ovechkin Washington Capitals sweater:

Is this the new Caps fad? I saw not one, but two of these abominations at the pre-season game on Sunday. If you wanna buy a jersey t-shirt with the Cyrillic name on it fine. But to put it on a jersey, an NHL jersey at that, is just wrong. I've got a Russian Olympic Ovie at home and even it is written in English. You want Ovechkin written in Russian? Buy the T-shirt, or pick up a good old fashioned #32 Dynamo jersey. Please leave your half-ass, fake Ovie jersey at home.

Strong words, sir. But we're actually inclined to give this one a Pass. It's a proper jersey and it's an actual player's name on the back, even if it's in another language.

So bring on the Korean Richard Park(notes) jerseys, the Inuit Jordin Tootoo(notes) sweater and, most of all, the Lilliputian Canadiens gear.

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  1. Sean Patrick
    1. Posted by Sean Patrick Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:28 pm EDT

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    QT Pi. Well played, arithmetic .... well played.
    While I give a FAIL to the "100%", a goalie fan with a ton of signatures on the jersey, I'll give a pass to.
  2. Austin Bizz
    2. Posted by Austin Bizz Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:28 pm EDT

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    Xmas Turkey is quite possibly the lamest jersey I've ever seen in my life.
  3. Art
    3. Posted by Art Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:33 pm EDT

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    The Towes jersey itself is a pass.. but I think it's a foul to wear the jersey of a team that's not even in the building.
    The Devils Suck 94 is a foul and a major fail.
    Love the Bruins uni.. That is worth a pass for at least a year - especially if that 1st pick is a lottery pick.
    is the Habs jersey actually a Spokane Chiefs uni? Look on the lower right corner hem of that and it looks like the WHL logo.. Still the jersey itself is a foul even if it's major junior.
  4. ChristianW
    4. Posted by ChristianW Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    pass on the kessel jersey
  5. Pam C
    5. Posted by Pam C Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:36 pm EDT

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    BTW I'm okay with the Devils Suck jersey. And that girl's a moron in 06 Cup jersey.
  6. Mazarin
    6. Posted by Mazarin Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:36 pm EDT

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    The Ovie jersey is DEFINATELY a foul. Come on, the "N" is backwards!
  7. darren m
    7. Posted by darren m Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:37 pm EDT

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    Modified Kessel jersey is a huge pass, and I really want to know the story behind XMas Turkey.
  8. Derek F
    8. Posted by Derek F Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    I agree with the last one. Your take. Ovechkin is Russian and Russian letters are cool. It's a little odd that it's on the Cap jersey.
  9. breakaway
    9. Posted by breakaway Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:43 pm EDT

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    "and, most of all, the Lilliputian Canadiens gear."
    The English major in me just lol'd.
    I would definitely pass that Ovechkin jersey. The Cyrillic is a pretty neat idea. Freaking out over it is kind of like having a problem with someone wearing a Lidstrom jersey that reads "Lidström." It's still the guy's name. Ovechkin in Cyrillic is still Ovechkin.
    Definitely fail that weird Stanley Cup 06 jersey.
  10. Dan
    10. Posted by Dan Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:45 pm EDT

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    Hmmm... I'll give a pass QT Pi, because as a nerd, that makes me smile.
  11. TheDoctor
    11. Posted by TheDoctor Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:48 pm EDT

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    Pass on the Ovechkin. I haven't seen the Semin at Verizon, but they're selling both in the pro shop at Kettler. But what about Dmitri with his own name on the Dynamo jersey?
  12. Dynamo38
    12. Posted by Dynamo38 Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:48 pm EDT

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    Gotta go with FAIL on wearing team gear for a team that's NOT EVEN PLAYING at the event you're attending. It draws negative attention to you because it screams, "hey I love hockey, just not enough to support a team and rather a name on the back of the jersey."
  13. Patrick M.
    13. Posted by Patrick M. Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:49 pm EDT

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    The UC was flooded with fouls last night, but I was not armed with camera. So Hawks fans, be on the lookout for these guys. A "Damn Goat" 09 jersey is, in fact, out there somewhere. I'm putting a bounty on that picture.
  14. joeyp1776
    14. Posted by joeyp1776 Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:50 pm EDT

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    In mother Russia, jersey fouls you.
  15. N.Y. NIGHTMARE
    15. Posted by N.Y. NIGHTMARE Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:52 pm EDT

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    i have so much second hand embarrasment for the dubi-staal guy.
  16. joeyp1776
    16. Posted by joeyp1776 Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:52 pm EDT

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    In mother Russia, jersey fouls you.
  17. Rhonda
    17. Posted by Rhonda Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:55 pm EDT

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    Full of Sh*t as a Christmas turkey?
    And at first glance I thought those guys were holding hands as well.
  18. TheDoctor
    18. Posted by TheDoctor Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:56 pm EDT

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    @Mazarin - you're joking right? That isn't an N. The N sound in Russian is made by what looks to us as the letter H.
  19. fender b
    19. Posted by fender b Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:56 pm EDT

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    @Mazarin.....not sure if you are kidding, but "N backwards" is actually cyrillic I.......
  20. NYR34
    20. Posted by NYR34 Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:04 pm EDT

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    There's no defense for Dubi-Staal. Nor the Devils Suck '94. Agreed, the fact that the entire relevant history of the franchise took place AFTER 1994 makes this not worthwhile.
  21. NYR34
    21. Posted by NYR34 Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:06 pm EDT

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    And I'd give the Bruins guy a week's earnings to go wear that to the Air Canada Centre and come out alive...
  22. Fin-atic
    22. Posted by Fin-atic Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:06 pm EDT

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    This edition of jersey fouls makes me really hope that Darwinism does indeed exist.
  23. Phil Wood
    23. Posted by Phil Wood Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:10 pm EDT

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    The Ovechkin is a pass.
    The Xmas Turkey is wearing a fail right there - what on earth? Not to mention that there is only one player who deserves 99 and he didn't play for the Predators.
    The Sutter one should be burnt.
    The Kessel sweater is painful and cruel and just makes my head hurt... but it is hard to argue its validity.
  24. JGB
    24. Posted by JGB Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:11 pm EDT

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    I like the Cyrillic jersey. Pass. Also pass the Boston "protest jersey". Everything else: FAIL!

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