Ah, the pressure of being a hockey celebrity super-couple. Such competition. Ovechkin could be preparing to create a fetus wearing a Red Army jersey. Phuthbert held the paparazzi hostage during the playoffs with their scantily-clad beach fun. But Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie of the New York Islanders? They're having trouble making the list of bold-faced names at the NBA Finals.

Of course, there's a rather easy way for Duffrie to reclaim their spot as hockey's preeminent power couple: Leaking a sex tape on the Internet. But absent that, how about a celebrity wedding?

Unfortunately for Comrie, his future with the former Lizzie McGuire depends less on the ridiculously expensive automotive gifts she receives than it does on tarot cards, magic crystals and the rest of that astrological hooey the poor girl evidently buys into. From Star Magazine, via Gossip Girls:

Rumor has it that "ever since she was paired with celebrity psychic Tracy Williams for a 2005 teen magazine story, the 20 year old has visited several practitioners in the L.A."

"She has a very curious mind and is interested in what lays ahead," an insider told Star. "She never takes it too seriously, but she does mull over what the psychics say." The report goes on to tell that Miss Duff has been "asking the seers if her pro hockey player beau, Mike Comrie, is the real deal and wants to know if he is really 'The One'!"

"She's really into Mike and would like to get married and start a family, so she's looking for a second opinion about whether he'd be a good fit for her in the long run," the insider tells.

"A second opinion?" Well, that bodes well. "Honey, where do you want to eat tonight?" "Well, I'm in the mood for sushi, but let me call the Psychic Friends Hotline just to make sure..."

As long as she's dropping the quarter in the Zoltar Machine, maybe Hilary can ask if Ted Nolan can possibly get a contact extension with an offense as anemic as Haylie Duff's career. But hey, good job on the Doug Weight thing. Just wish the Islanders had signed that 29-year-old Doug Weight that ESPN seems so excited about instead of the 37-year-old one.

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