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The profile page for Vancouver Canucks mascot Fin reveals that his favorite book is "Moby Dick," his least favorite team nickname is "Hartford Whalers" and among his special skills is "shooting mist from his blowhole." Nowhere does it state that Fin has a raging fetish for placing his mouth on blonde Hollywood starlets at hockey games. Perhaps it's time for an edit.

Please recall this classic image from January, in which Fin got to know Pam Anderson in a way that only Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Bret Michaels, Marcus Schenkenberg, Rick Salomon, Scott Baio, a sheik ... and so on. This scene is perhaps the best use of an artificially pasted-on smile since the automatic pilot from "Airplane!"

Well, Fin has struck again, according to Jezebel:

That would be actress and former Ellen DeGeneres squeeze Anne Heche sharing an intimate moment with the Canucks mascot. The jolly gentleman in back of her doesn't seem too impressed, what with his sticking a foam finger down his throat. Maybe he's just recalling her role in that remake of "Psycho." Does Fin know he's messing around with "Celestia, the reincarnation of God?"

We'll leave the obvious and crude joke to TMZ's headline writers. Thanks to Wrap Around Curl for the tip.

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  1. Justin T
    1. Posted by Justin T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    I thought the TMZ headline was going to be "Anne Heche Gives Head To Orca."
  2. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    2. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

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    Ugh, what a disgusting whale! The mascot is kinda cute though.
  3. rwl060
    3. Posted by rwl060 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    Too bad the mascot's antics are more entertaining than the team itself ...
  4. Mazarin
    4. Posted by Mazarin Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Does that head go to the dry cleaners?
  5. BC Caps
    5. Posted by BC Caps Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:30 pm EDT

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    Huh? 8-0-2 in the last 10 and a 3-2 come from behind OT win against the #2 overall Wings. How boring.
  6. puck it dano
    6. Posted by puck it dano Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Fin may need to be tested for rabies after Pamela...
  7. Kawsmoe
    7. Posted by Kawsmoe Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    This isn't the first time she's been eaten...
  8. Rumpelstilzchen
    8. Posted by Rumpelstilzchen Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    "Too bad the mascot's antics are more entertaining than the team itself ..."
    Very good, very good. The team is always dull as dirt, and will swoon soon.
    Keep in mind that the Orca has nothing to do with the team, it was based on their owner's former name, the Orca Bay group. So the team mascot is the owner's business mascot. lame. Johnny Canuck/Vachon Man is more representative. If the mascot were to represent Van., it would wear a rainbow shirt and be drinking lattes.
  9. jibblescribbits
    9. Posted by jibblescribbits Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    So can we call your stogy "the Anne Heche" now?
  10. The Great One
    10. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    I can't believe Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres broke up. I just don't understand it. Anne is a very pretty woman, and Ellen is a very funny guy.
  11. carl_vs_mastershake
    11. Posted by carl_vs_mastershake Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    It's a sad day for me when I thought of nearly the joke as TMZ. I don't even feel like writing a plushie joke.
  12. Wrap Around Curl
    12. Posted by Wrap Around Curl Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    So would a joke about eating fish be in poor....oh nevermind.
  13. wackomann
    13. Posted by wackomann Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    It should be noted that the Pam Anderson shot was prompted by the infamous Kiss Cam at GM Place.
  14. E = MC Hammer
    14. Posted by E = MC Hammer Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    Whales are not fish! Boooooooooo!
  15. RoShaCla
    15. Posted by RoShaCla Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Why eat fish when you can have WHALE?
    See what I did there?
  16. puck it dano
    16. Posted by puck it dano Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    But she's sticking her tongue.... oh, never mind....
  17. mark w
    17. Posted by mark w Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    #8 You Sir are the Winner!!!!
  18. MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts
    18. Posted by MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Apparently Anne Heche bid the guy $400 for his slightly drooled on large foam finger, for a souvenir for her girlfriend.
  19. Chris
    19. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    Pam is used to whale sized...and I don't think Fin went trolling for Hep C but I think he caught it anyway.

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