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VH1's "Sober House" is a sequel of sorts to "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew," which was train-wreck television at its finest. "Sober House" features a gaggle of former stars recovering from various forms of addiction, including the incomparable Andy Dick, former Guns 'N Roses drummer Steven Adler, former "American Idol" contestant Nikki McKibbin (who, for the record, was smokin' back in the day) and model/actress Amber Smith (who, for the record, is smokin' today).

On last week's episode, Smith's battle with sobriety was challenged when she was invited to a party by a friend: hockey enforcer Kip Brennan (above left), formerly of the Los Angeles Kings and New York Islanders and now playing for the AHL's Hershey Bears. Smith decided to go to the shindig -- which she said reminded her of "Animal House" - but was promptly abandoned by Brennan. She then moped around, complaining about being alone ... before finding some liquid companionship via an extravagant vodka ice luge.

Our heroine (not to be confused with Steven Adler's heroin) was in a full-on addiction relapse when none other than Joffrey Lupul of the Philadelphia Flyers (above right, according to several viewers) appeared on screen to pick up the pieces. Lupul scored his 16th goal of the season in Sunday's win over the Atlanta Thrashers.

Through the miracle of reality television editing, Lupul appears to be simultaneously horsing around with, hitting on and enabling Smith as she staggers through the night. It was an odd sight, to be sure; and by that we mean seeing a Flyers player partying with someone outside of a Temple University frat.

Lupul's moments with Smith were fleeting, as she found Kip again later that night. Said Smith: "I remember saying, 'Do you like the dress I bought?' and he said, 'Yeah, it's going to look great on my floor.' And I don't remember much after that." Stay classy, sir.

You can watch the full clip of Smith's party adventure on VH1.com. The folks over at Philly Sports Forums and the official VH1 boards are having their say about the hockey-related appearances. Puck Daddy reader John M., who tipped us to the story, isn't exactly pleased to see Lupul make the cut on "Sober House":

While this isn't a Michael Phelps-esque level of douchery ... it solidifies one thing that many fans, including myself have been on the fence about: Lupul's work ethic. Which I have heard was one of the main complaints about the talented but underachieving winger.

Eh, maybe. We're too busy trying to figure out the next strange intersection between hockey and VH1 "celeb-reality," after this "Sober House" thing and that hockey-instigated exploding implant incident on "Rock of Love Bus." If all of this leads to Flavor Flav dropping the gloves with Brooke Hogan, count us in.

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  1. beer_man_beer_here
    1. Posted by beer_man_beer_here Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    Bringin back the stache...Love it!
  2. Mazarin
    2. Posted by Mazarin Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Hey, an Islander scored? *DA-BUM-TSH!*
  3. Hamilton Tigers
    3. Posted by Hamilton Tigers Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    The guy on the show doesn't look like Lupul - his face is too skinny
  4. jesters_13
    4. Posted by jesters_13 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Nothing says creepy like a porno-stache.
  5. JBoyle
    5. Posted by JBoyle Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    LeClaire - Lindros - Rendberg may have been the legion of doom ... now we have Hartnell - Carter - Lupul as the legion of poon.
  6. Adam Jones
    6. Posted by Adam Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    Who knew Joffrey Lupol was in Dazed and Confused ?
  7. banginpanger.com
    7. Posted by banginpanger.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    I think we see Getzlaf show up somewhere on Snoop Dogg's "Father Hood"
  8. Anthrax Jones
    8. Posted by Anthrax Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    "Legion of Poon" wins. Thanks for playing.
  9. Jimmy McGowan
    9. Posted by Jimmy McGowan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Hopefully this is a motivator for Lupul, if he was a better player he'd be banging chicks of that caliber. At his current level of play he's hanging out at Temple Frat parties and lucky to be standing next to a supermodel.
  10. Wyshynski
    10. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ msfno1--
    Althought I find this comment to be absolute genius, I must warn you that there's a better than good chance it can't make the comment awards for reasons beyond my control.
  11. carl_vs_mastershake
    11. Posted by carl_vs_mastershake Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    Legion or Poon.........Brilliant!
  12. Curt S
    12. Posted by Curt S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Legion of Poon.
    God I hate Yahoo.
  13. davedc
    13. Posted by davedc Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    "Hopefully this is a motivator for Lupul, if he was a better player he'd be banging chicks of that caliber. At his current level of play he's hanging out at Temple Frat parties and lucky to be standing next to a supermodel."
    Uhhhh, isn't the guy she ended up with a "never had any talent" level player. Lets line up the stats of these two guys...
    Lupul -93 goals and 100 assists...Brennen- 1 goal and 1 assist. Not really in the same league in life.
    We are talking about a loser alcoholic tramp who is looking for a loser boy to screw, and it seemed Lupul was too good for her, not the other way around...Kipper, good luck and check into the free clinic, I hear it's free too.
  14. Kev
    14. Posted by Kev Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    Looks like a sloppy seconds-a-thon!!
  15. Tacks
    15. Posted by Tacks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    When a girl prefers to hook up with a thug never-was from the hershey bears over you, it's time to kick it into second gear. Or get yourself a cool man-beret from the hershey gift shop broseph.
  16. banginpanger.com
    16. Posted by banginpanger.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    See he took too much time trying to tell him his name was pronounced Joffrey, not Jeffrey. The depth of the conversation overwhelmed the poor girl which caused her alcoholic relapse into the arms of a man named Kip.
  17. Chris G
    17. Posted by Chris G Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    man they can do better than a temple frat, and richards, lupul and carter are the center city line, hartnells married.
  18. ~jai~
    18. Posted by ~jai~ Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    You missed the hockey connection in the Sunday comics ... Peanuts!
  19. Andrew
    19. Posted by Andrew Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Just so it's clear, she makes the "clothes on the floor" remark about Kip, not Lupul.
  20. mitchconnor
    20. Posted by mitchconnor Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:25 pm EDT

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    Now if Bob Clarke were still the Flyers' GM, Lupul would have been traded 5 minutes ago. In the book Full Spectrum, he looked back on trading Brad McCrimmon and had no regrets. He essentially said something like, "I didn't like Brad when I played with him; he was a big boozer who I didn't think cared." Wait, Bob Clarke held grudges?
    I've been sticking up for Lupul all year. The only reason that I can see not liking him, work ethic aside, is that when he doesn't score or set up goals, he's invisible. Hartnell makes his presence known even if he doesn't score... although it's usually because he does something stupid.
    I really like the direction the Flyers are headed in overall, but they've got some work to do with these two.
  21. mitchconnor
    21. Posted by mitchconnor Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:25 pm EDT

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    Also, not to be all high-and-mighty, but the very idea of a show like this is absolutely reprehensible, and the people who choose to be on it are sadly misguided. I only mention it because I work with people in recovery, and I myself am a sober alcoholic. I can tell you that if you're trying to stay sober, the last things you need are drama and temptation. In a lot of ways you have to learn how to start your life all over again so you can overcome all of the issues which led you to drink and drug in the first place.
    I don't care if you drink or drug, and I don't care that hockey players do either. But VH1 is treating recovery like a sideshow / soap opera. They are setting people up to fail. And the participants themselves are all too willing; unless they have unbelievable willpower, they are doomed to relapse. I don't know which is worse.
  22. knucklehead
    22. Posted by knucklehead Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney.....
  23. Wrap Around Curl
    23. Posted by Wrap Around Curl Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT

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    How the balls did I miss this?!
    Sunday Chiefs game and I forget to set my DVR. GAHHHHHHHHH.
  24. ibleedorangeandblack
    24. Posted by ibleedorangeandblack Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    @ wysh
    Use some creative editing and make sure the "legion of poon" line makes the user awards. The whole "sloppy" thing was able to make its way into almost every blog this year, and I think we all know what that means. (Except for a certain someones daughter.) Make it work...
  25. Vlad
    25. Posted by Vlad Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:10 pm EDT

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    This column is becoming the TMZ of the NHL. Keep up the good work, Greg.

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