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After taking a high-stick to his right eye earlier this season, George Parros of the Anaheim Ducks was out of the lineup for several games because, as coach Randy Carlyle put it, "the doctor feels his line of work specifically is putting him at some risk and he won't clear him to play."

Parros punched the clock again last night for Anaheim ... and punched division pugilism rival Raitis Ivanans of the Los Angeles Kings a few times for good measure, too.

This is the fourth time these two have scrapped; and according to those fisticuff aficionados at HockeyFights.com, Ivanans has won two of them, one of them was a draw and Parros currently leads the voting for this latest round. Like other editions, this was just a solid bout between two well-matched fighters, full of veteran savvy.

So Ducks fans are blessed with a shutout from their backup goalie and an admirable fight from their enforcer. But the Kings can still take some satisfaction in knowing they've got something Anaheim doesn't have: The support of handsome actor Christian Slater!

Happy Harry Hard-on was in the house for Saturday night's 3-1 loss to the Nashville Predators. Based on the last two losses, nothing inspires a hockey team more than an endorsement from the star of a swiftly cancelled NBC series. From Matt from Life in Hockeywood: "No word if Slater caught a puck at this game, like he did in Untamed Heart. (Mmmmmm, Marisa Tomei) We do know he didn't die after the game, because he was able to snap some pics with some Kings players, like Anze Kopitar."

Matt also notes that Anze has used his new contract as motivation to begin dressing like Jon Favreau in "Swingers." Which, we guess, makes him so money that he doesn't even know it, and Dustin Brown "the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

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  1. Adam Jones
    1. Posted by Adam Jones Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    Good to see that Christian Slater is keepin' busy after the recent.... unpleasantness.
  2. Mental Compressability
    2. Posted by Mental Compressability Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    This blog is such an epic failure. Who do you know in Yahoo who is letting you waste their bandwidth.
  3. sleza
    3. Posted by sleza Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:55 pm EDT

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    useless information but since i'm bored and too lazy to google christian slater... in finnish "raitis" is a person who doesn't drink
  4. Wyshynski
    4. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ John D --
    Thanks for reading.
  5. Tacks
    5. Posted by Tacks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    Any reason why Kopitar is dressed like a sommelier working at the Olive Garden?
  6. carl_vs_mastershake
    6. Posted by carl_vs_mastershake Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    I'm glad to see you did go with the tired "Are you saying I suck or not suck enough speach". Hopefully the "I'm not Hootie" got retired as well, Mr. Puck Daddy.
  7. Kawsmoe
    7. Posted by Kawsmoe Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    Anze Kopitar...Zombie!
  8. cristobal
    8. Posted by cristobal Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    Tacks - how do you know what a sommelier at Olive Garden looks like?
  9. eshmart2003
    9. Posted by eshmart2003 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    KINGS SUCK. i cant believe my girl cousin thinks anze kopitar is hot. he looks like a dead man
  10. Zack H
    10. Posted by Zack H Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    Well the Ducks have the unconditional support of Snoop Dogg, so there!
  11. Ross H
    11. Posted by Ross H Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    im a huge fan of Parros' 70's porno moustache. that thing is freakin massive.
  12. MONKEY MAN
    12. Posted by MONKEY MAN Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    I thought Kopitar was B.J. Novak from 'The Office'
  13. rwl060
    13. Posted by rwl060 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    Dude just needs to glue a couple of bolts onto the side of his head, and bam, instant Halloween costume.
  14. Brian S (brianguy)
    14. Posted by Brian S (brianguy) Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    "Matt also notes that Anze has used his new contract as motivation to begin dressing like Jon Favreau in "Swingers." Which, we guess, makes him so money that he doesn't even know it, and Dustin Brown "the guy behind the guy behind the guy.""
    exactly.
  15. The Great One
    15. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    What the hell is with that photo? Is it Halloween? Kopitar looks like a guy wearing a bad vampire costume, and Slater (with no costume or makeup at all) looks like a real life Dale Gribble.
    As for the fight, whatever. Just another staged bout in the sea of stupidity that they call Goon Hockey.
    @ John D: Why don't you give us a link to your blog and we'll compare the two?
  16. cdnhash
    16. Posted by cdnhash Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    @ eshmart2003 you're just jealous and probably wish your girl cousin would think you were hot.
    Parros looks like a gay porn star.
  17. Slam King
    17. Posted by Slam King Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 pm EDT

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    This is the stupidest article ever written. Wow - fights in hockey. Imagine that. Get a freakin' life and a new vocation Wysh. There is enough useless drivel on the net already.
  18. Zenith#40
    18. Posted by Zenith#40 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    I love the fights, and am a big fan of enforcers......in Detroit. So, keep up the good readin' and viewin' !
  19. sharksintheChicagoRiver
    19. Posted by sharksintheChicagoRiver Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    That mustache that parros is rockin makes it look like he shuld be the one suckin on the cigar, not Wysh.
  20. matt j
    20. Posted by matt j Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    parros, your mustache sucks and so do you. and slater, wtf is wrong with your kid? it looks like he is going to wish me into the corn fields. anze, give slater all yor sticks because you definitely aren't using them to score.
  21. KSSmith
    21. Posted by KSSmith Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    What Jason Lee of My Name is Earl does on his off days is fill in as a ducks enforcer named Parros
  22. Wyshynski
    22. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ matt j --
    Wish me into the corn fields ... that's solid, sir.
  23. Player X
    23. Posted by Player X Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:26 pm EDT

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    Love it when dweebs that nobody can see make fun of truly talented people by taking cheap shots at their appearance. Anze just turned 21 and he is not just a pro hockey player in the best league in the world, he is also one of the stars on his team. Meanwhile, whiney snipes like eshmart and hot dog are jerkkin' auf typing in juvenile insults but have no real point to make. It's easy to hate when you got nothing, grow up.
  24. Michael
    24. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    Wysh--why do you put up with people talking smack about your blog all the time? Why not just delete their comments? While I don't think this was your best story, I am not sure why you are taking crap from people out there...
  25. Tom A
    25. Posted by Tom A Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    what happened to the kids arms?

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