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No wonder Detroit Red Wings Coach Mike Babcock has downplayed the notion that his team needs an enforcer: The Wings have had a secret fighting machine named Marian Hossa on their roster the entire time.

Hossa dropped the gloves for the third time in his NHL career last night, taking on Ryan Suter of the Nashville Predators midway through the third period of Detroit's 6-2 victory. In addition to fighting majors, Hossa would receive a game misconduct for not having his jersey tied down; Suter would receive the public humiliation of having lost a brawl to Marian Hossa:

OK, so it's not exactly a whirlwind of preposterous assault, like the first time we saw Yoda fight in Episode II. But it's also not some overmatched offensive dynamo attempting to play the bongos on an opposing defenseman, either.

The fight judges at HockeyFights.com have called this one a draw; evidently, these snobs like brawls in which punches actually land ...

Once again, we see what a fight can mean for team camaraderie and chemistry. From the postgame coverage in the Freep, here's Nicklas Lidstrom and Hossa:

"He jumped in there and was defending his teammates, and I think that's great to see, even though we don't want to see him get hurt," Lidstrom said. "He does it all."

The bad blood began when Dan Hamhuis rammed into Hudler, and it soon segued into Franzen jawing with Hamhuis and Hossa slugging it out with Suter. Hossa landed at least one good right and several quick lefts before the two ended up in a pile on the ice. Hossa was tossed for not having his jersey tied down, skating off to a cascade of delighted "Hossa! Hossa!" cheers from fans.

"I know there was a couple of slashes in the game, a couple of shovings, and I just found him and basically we just dropped the gloves," Hossa said. "No big deal. I totally forget I don't tie my jersey down because I only get in a fight once maybe every two years."

And now we know why: Because the rest of the League understands that Marian Hossa is, like Jeff Speakman, the perfect weapon. Or he's out for justice. Or maybe he's seen "Road House" as many times as we have, and he thought Ryan Suter was stealing from the till. Really, pick your knuckle-busting late '80s/early 90s action flick.

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  1. Whoabot
    1. Posted by Whoabot Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 pm EDT

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    Hossa rocks.
  2. GT
    2. Posted by GT Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    I miss Probert.
  3. herecomethehawks
    3. Posted by herecomethehawks Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    "Lost a brawl"? Wysh, there's no reason to try to win back Red Wing love by making statements like that. Let them be upset with you for your stance on the All Star Game. Detroit fans make poor friends. Their love for the Red Wings shows a total lack of taste.
    Looks like Suter held back, not that he's a fighter either. When Hossa went down he could have landed a couple of rights.
  4. tmr
    4. Posted by tmr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    I'd agree that it was a draw. It didn't last long enough for either to really thump the other guy. I got the sense that if Hossa didn't slip down on the ice at the end, he would have been the one doing the thumping. I think he could be real trouble to a player that rattles his chain too hard. Every time I see this guy play I am more impressed.
  5. beer_man_beer_here
    5. Posted by beer_man_beer_here Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    How are the Hawks doing this year against the Wings there big guy?
  6. Death by Leafs
    6. Posted by Death by Leafs Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/taglines
    The Predators gave him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a Raw Deal.
    Hossa: his trigger has all the answers.
  7. Curt S
    7. Posted by Curt S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    Pay-per-view thought: Hossa, Semin and Crosby - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly on Ice.
  8. Koba
    8. Posted by Koba Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Wysh, Quade Lightbody highly approves of your Jeff Speakman reference.
  9. Wyshynski
    9. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ herecomethehawks --
    When Hossa went down, that was the only time Suter *did* through punches. It was embarrassing.
    Oh, and if were trying to win back Red Wings fans, we'd do something extreme. Like posting a two-day interview with their best offensive player or something.
  10. ATP
    10. Posted by ATP Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    I didn't see one single punch from Hossa actually land. Does that even qualify as a fight, much less a win?
    @beer man -- Wings had trouble with the Hawks in the regular season last year, and it didn't seem to matter in the long run. Let's hope the two match up in the playoffs. May be a steep climb for the Hawks still, but I for one would like to see it.
  11. mother pucker serif
    11. Posted by mother pucker serif Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Looked to me like Hossa was rubbernecking and skated into Suter, who was looking for a fight to rile up his team. Actually reminds me of Jannsen going after Voros the other night.
  12. Maraldo
    12. Posted by Maraldo Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:34 pm EDT

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    "Or maybe he's seen "Road House" as many times as we have"
    Maybe he should watch it a few more times Wysh. Dalton and Wade Garrett would be embarrassed by that display. I also don't think they would approve of the hair.
  13. Josh T
    13. Posted by Josh T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    Good for Hossa, he's a big boy, and at least he threw punches with some snap... rather than some slap (semin)... @ herecomethehawks ..."When Hossa went down he could have landed a couple of rights" that is the kind of crap that fighting doesn't need... a little honor goes along way. Glad Suter backed off... and I'm no Hossa fan.
  14. Bill
    14. Posted by Bill Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    They say Hossa has balls big enough to come in a dumptruck. But he don't look like much to me.
  15. 5-hole.com
    15. Posted by 5-hole.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    Oh come on Wysh. Prucha's fight was so much better. Plus he was smart enough to tie his jersey down.
  16. ryan m
    16. Posted by ryan m Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    No way did Suter "lose a brawl" to Hossa in that one.
    If anything, Suter won it. He had complete control of Hossa the whole time, leading him where he wanted him to go.
  17. stiff neck
    17. Posted by stiff neck Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Judging by the mug in Hossa's pic, I'd go for this early-90's gem:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102095/
  18. j0ehoe
    18. Posted by j0ehoe Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Prucha fought berghenheim last night, despite giving up about 40 pounds and held his own. And he was a goal away from a Gordie Howe!
  19. The Great One
    19. Posted by The Great One Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    If one wins a fight by missing a bunch of Mary weak hand shots, then I've never lost a fight in my life.
    I'm the CHAMP! Bring on Mike Brown!!!
  20. Shelley M
    20. Posted by Shelley M Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:33 pm EDT

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    Nobody won that "fight" because it was just a game of ring-around-the-rosey as they both tried to get the other guy's equipment off. The good news for Wings fans is that SOMEONE...ACTUALLY...DROPPED...GLOVES. I didn't think we knew how to do that anymore.
    What is the deal with punches being thrown after the other player has already gone down? Get some class already guys. When a player's on the ice, the fight/hugfest/dance is OVER.
  21. michblk
    21. Posted by michblk Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    Detroit's enforcer is it's power play 5 out of 6!
  22. John I
    22. Posted by John I Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    "DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, SUTER??! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR??!!!"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTngBI51gJc&feature=related
  23. Jon A
    23. Posted by Jon A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    This is another thing I have always liked about Hossa. He brings so much all-around to this team, if if this is out of character to him. Detroit has the top 3 best all-around players in the league in Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Hossa.
    On a separate, unrelated note, herecomethehawks is an ignorant jealous ass. Seriously? The fact that Wings fans are Wings fans shows a lack of taste? Do you really think that or are you just one jealous SOB that we are kicking your ass this season.
  24. R C
    24. Posted by R C Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:57 pm EDT

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    @Wysh
    "when Hossa went down, that was the only time Suter *did* through punches."
    You mean that half rabbit punch that he pulled back a good 8-10" from landing? That counts as "punches"? Now I understand how you call that a win for Hossa, you have a warped definition of what a punch is.
  25. Bald Guy, No Hat
    25. Posted by Bald Guy, No Hat Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    Well, I'm not sure anyone "won" the "fight", because it wasn't really a fight. If it were anyone else besides Hossa, it wouldn't be an issue, and it wouldn't have been shown again. He did better than "playing bongos"; but I also don't see how Suter could have missed that giant shnozz of his, had he actually even attempted to thow a punch...
    Still, it's nice to see the wings pick up their 9th and 10th major penalties of the season in game 58; back with Probert and Kocur, that would have take about two weeks. Makes me a bit nostalgic, until I remember that those teams always got smoked during the playoffs. I like things better now...

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