Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:45 pm EST

You may or may not have heard about a story over the summer regarding Mats Sundin and his indecisiveness over returning to the NHL. It was buried among the many false off-season rumors and the circus coming to town in Tampa Bay.
OK, so the media beat the story to death, but look on the bright side now: Vancouver is struggling and Sundin has been about as effective as a Detroit Red Wings conspiracy theory.
Through nine games with the Vancouver Canucks, the big Swede has just two goals and is currently a minus-5 while Vancouver suffers through an eight-game losing streak. Over the all-star break, Sundin didn't even step foot on the ice and instead spent his brief holiday with his fiancée and dog; not something you'd expect from a soon-to-be 38 year old who's played eight games since March.
Not to worry though. Mats' struggles with the grind of playing professional hockey again has been noticed by famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, who took time out of his busy schedule to encourage Sundin.
This brings us to the current state of the Vancouver Canucks: freefall.
Once atop their division, they now sit in a five-way tie for eighth in the Western Conference. Roberto Luongo returned from injury on January 15 and has yet to record a victory. Head coach Alain Vigneault was polishing his second Jack Adams Trophy in three seasons just a few months ago and now is currently sharing the hot seat with close friend and Pittsburgh Penguins head coach Michel Therrien.
But things are totally cool!
The Canucks practised today at UBC Thunderbird Arena, and the highlight came 25 minutes in during a full-ice drill. During a breakout, struggling defenceman Willie Mitchell pasted struggling winger Mason Raymond against the side boards. Raymond didn't like it; heavy physical contact is unusual during an NHL team practice.
Mitchell turned and skated back into his zone to retrieve the puck, at which time Raymond ran him. Two hits, both clean, both unlikely.
Raymond went to the net. Mitchell followed him, and delivered a cross-check followed by a high-stick.
Good times ensued. Actually, they didn't. A scrum ensued, with heavyweight Shane O'Brien taking out Mitchell with another hit. No punches, no challenges. Just some good old-fashioned tension that happens when a team once leading their division is now in 10th place in the conference.
Let's not forget about that "unsourced, unfounded rumor from Toronto" about Vigneault being canned. You're telling someone from Toronto made up a rumor like that? Geez, you'd think they would have charged for that sort of inside information.
What's currently in the Canucks favor is that when Pavol Demitra returns this weekend, Vancouver will be completely healthy, a rare sight this season. Their remaining schedule will feature only seven games against likely playoff teams and you'd have to believe a now-healthy Roberto Luongo will start every game down the stretch and eventually bust out of his mini-funk. If he feels the need to, general manager Mike Gillis has about $3 million in salary cap space make a move before the March 4 trade deadline.
Whatever the issue is with Vancouver Canucks, the pressure is on the entire organization, and according to Ed Willes of the Vancouver Province the starting point in the team's turnaround should be a little life on the ice:
No, you can whinge (sic) about bad calls and bad breaks all you want. But the plain fact is the Canucks have long since used all their get-out-of-jail free cards and their season now becomes pretty simple.
Either they want to play for Alain Vigneault or they don't. Either Roberto Luongo is one of the NHL's three best goalies or he isn't. Either Mats Sundin is still an impact player or he isn't.
Either they get it done -- or they don't.
"It's not enough right now," said Daniel. "We have to find ways to win."
They have to find something. A heartbeat would be a good place to start.
Puck Daddy is an NHL blog edited by Greg Wyshynski. Email him, and follow him on Twitter.

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Wysh is from D.C. They don't speak English English over there, they only know real English.
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I only live in DC. I'm from Jersey, where we speak dis English pretty [expletive] good.
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I just kinda assumed, cause I haven't read any confirmation of your Jersey roots, just Jersey fandom.
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Whinge is British for whine. You know the same way 'pizzer' means pizza and 'refridgeratah' means refridgerator.
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First, Viggi and his line changes just blows ... make up your mind who plays with whom
and take your indecisiveness out on Bowness's tie collection.
Players can't develop chemistry playing "five minute line-mate" for 50 games ... give it
an honest shot for 10 games that the lines you put on the ice are the lines you put
on the ice!
Two: Luongo IS rusty and cautious ... probably still thinking with his groin and you know
what happens when you do that! What he needs is a puck to the noggin to get his focus
back ...
Three: Sundin ... should be with the Sedins and let them work it out ... (yes, this was
covered under my first point but the Leafs fans on the short bus need repetition ...)
Four: Nonnis got his nuts roasted for having cap space he never used ... Hello Gillis ...
banks are only paying 1% interest on that money ... invest in a player or two and help
your team.
Five: strap a two by four to the D's collective asses so they can't keep turning around
with the puck ... every time a Dman on this team turns around he might as well take
a shot at his own net and save the embarrassment of having the other teams' worst player
do it for them.
there, problems solved.
oh yeah, I am now a Detroit fan.
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1. Too many men on the ice penalties every time a Sedin ends a shift since the next LW and C both jump on 'cause they can't tell them apart and they are averting their eyes anyway since the wierd genetic experiment that created the Sedins makes them annually tie for first in the Canucks' butt-ugly competition.
2. Inability of team-mates to ingest either liquids or solids in the presence of the Sedin twins 'cause they are butt-ugly and have vomit-inducing deformed heads which Willie Mitchell has yet to smash into the boards in practice into any semblance of normality.
3. Management's realization and subsequent despondency that they lost out on the past-his-prime sweepstakes by not signing Claude Lemieux as the right-handed shot they needed to mesh with the Sedins and that having Claude Lemieux's butt-ugly deformed head in the line up might make the Sedin's butt-ugly vomit-inducing deformed heads at least appear quasi-normal and slightly less vomit-inducing and that Lemieux could at least relate to the twinkies the joys of playing for the China Sharks and convince them to sign over there next contract to scare the Chinese with their deformed heads, yet at the same time not actally induce vomitting as the Chinese have an amazing ability to eat anything with a smile, a slurp and inscrutable glee even in the presence of hydro-cephalic Swedes. This includes the eating of testicles and tallywhackers of pretty much any species, fetal pig's uteruses, bear's paws, live monkey brains and Happy Meals.
4. The Sedins' insistence on playing ABBA tunes in the locker prior to games to fire up the team since they cannot listen to ABBA privately because ipods don't come with earphones that will fit around their butt-ugly vomit-inducing deformed heads.
5. The butt
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"(sic)" is an abbreviation for "Spelled InCorrectly". "Whinge" is supposed to be "whine". If you read the whole sentence the context would be obvious.
Have a nice day.
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